Second chapter!

Gambit: Rogue, please tell me you are not serious…

Rogue: Sugah, Ah'm hungry! You're th' only one around!

Jean: No! You can't eat Gambit! I won't let you.

Rogue: Where'd ya come from?

Jean: From… Huh? I feel strange.

Rogue: EEEEK! Jean, you're a carrot!

Jean: Oh GOD!!! Help me!

Gambit: I like carrots. *I hope this is true in the comics/other stuff (cuz they're good fer ya!)*

Jean: I don't care what you like! Just help me.

Rogue: Yeah, Ah'll take ya into th' mansion.

Rogue carries Jean into the kitchen.

Jean: Not in here.

Rogue: Why not?

Jean: I'm a vegetable right now. If you leave, someone might just eat me!

Gambit: Dat be true.

Rogue: Oh, all right!

(Rogue carries Jean into the hallway, but then Jean grows in size and into a grizzly bear.)

Jean: Ooooooops…

Gambit: Mon Dieu, you just squished Rogue!

Rogue: Ya ferget that Ah am a mutant!

Gambit: Dat right. Good, you not be squished, but we still got a big fuzzy Jean in de hallway.

Jean: No, I think I'm about to turn into something else…

Rogue and Gambit watch as Jean is shrunk into a goldfish.

Jean: Help help! I need water!

(Rogue pops her into the sink as Gambit turns the tap on.)

Jean: God, I hate this! I'm going to have to change soon or I'll run out of oxygen!

(Jean changes shape again and is now Jean Grey in a wedding dress sitting on the sink. Wolverine walks into the kitchen.)

Wolverine: Jean?

Jean: It's not what you think Logan!

Wolverine: I have feelings you know! I don't like the fact that you're married, but the fact that you have to come and flaunt it in my face!

Jean: No no! That's not it at all!

Wolverine: Don't tell me you're marrying Gumbo? If you did…

Gambit: Non! She be not marrying Gambit!

Rogue: That's right! If he were marrying Jean, he'd be dead.

Wolverine: So, you're marrying me?

Jean: Uh…

Wolverine: You're marrying me! You're marrying me! I can't believe it! You finally came to your senses and dumped Cyke-o!

Jean: I have not dumped Scott!

Wolverine: You're marrying two guys?

Jean: I'm not marrying you!

Wolverine: Why not? I'm every gal's type of guy! I'm smooth, sophisticated, smart, handsome and other cool stuff!

Gambit: Non homme. You be not'ing of dose things.

Wolverine: Yeah? Well …

Gambit: Gambit what mon ami?

Wolverine: You suck!

Jean: Oh no, I'm changing again!

(Jean changes into a butterfly)

Jean: Oh, this is actually quite nice!

Wolverine: Huh? What just happened? Where's Jean?

Rogue: There's somethin' we gotta explain Wolvie, Jean has this weird disease where she keeps changing shape. We dunno what ta do.

Wolverine: Oh.

Gambit: Dat's it? Oh?

Wolverine: What do you want me to say? It's pretty obvious, she's just changed shape.

Rogue: Ya okay sugah?

Wolverine: Yeah, question is, what are we going to do about it?

Gambit: Wow. I did not t'ink dat you would be so calm.

Wolverine: Uh, okay… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jean: Calm down Logan!

Wolverine: Whatever you say Jeanie.

Gambit: But d'homme be right. We need to t'ink of what we are going to do. Jean can not be going out and fighting if she is turning into a whale or somet'ing!

Beast and Storm come in.

Beast: Ah hello my friends. Why have we all gathered in one area? Is there a matter of importance?

Rogue: There sure is sugah!

Wolverine: Jean has a weird disease where she keeps changing shape.

Storm: By the Goddess! Where is she?

Jean: I'm here!

Beast: Ah yes, I see. Well, why don't we go to my lab and I'll see if I can find what is wrong.

Jean: Thanks, Uh oh, I'm about to change shape!

Everyone watches as Jean changes into a ball of fire.

Wolverine: Great ball of fire…

Jean: Cool!

Wolverine: Yes…Cool…

Jean: Logan, are you okay?

Wolverine: I'm… fine…

Gambit: You don't look dat well mon ami. You sure you okay?

Wolverine: Leave me alone Gumbo…Look at…the fire…

Beast: Jean, we have to get you out of here now!

Jean: I'm coming…

Beast and the ball of fire go downstairs.

Storm: Ah, this hurts so much!

Gambit: What does Stormy?

Storm: My arm you fool! Can't you see it's missing?

Jubilee and Cyclops walk in.

Jubilee: Hey, when did you loose your arm Storm?

Storm: You cut it off, remember!

Jubilee: Did I?

Cyclops: Did she?

Storm: YES!

Rogue: Hey Storm, ya wouldn't happen ta still have yer arm would ya?

Storm: Yes, it's in my room. I have placed it in a glass box.

Rogue: (drooling) Cool, can ya show it ta me?

Gambit: Non, she is going to eat dat! Don't give it to her Stormy!

Storm: Don't call me that LeBeau!

Storm and Rogue fly off to Storm's bedroom.

Cyclops: Why would Rogue eat Storm's arm?

Gambit: We went to dis restaurant, and it turns out dey were serving cannibal food. Is disgusting yeah?

Jubilee: Ewwww! You mean you ATE someone?

Gambit: Don't remind Gambit!

Storm runs down the stairs, her other arm being gnawed away by Rogue

Storm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get her off me!!!

Gambit: Gambit warned you…

Cyclops: Rogue, get off Storm!

Wolverine and Cyclops pull Rogue away from Storm.

Rogue: No! Ah need th' flesh!

Cyclops: Rogue, calm yourself!

Storm: She has eaten my arm, and look at this one! It is dangling by a thread!

Jean and Beast walk in.

Beast: Well, I've sort of stabilized Jean's DNA, so she shouldn't change shape so often at least.

Wolverine: Yeah, well we got another crisis for you. Can you reattach Storm's arm for her?

Beast: Again?

Storm: No, the other one. Rogue bit it off!

Beast and Storm go back down into the lab. A strange looking man enters into the chaotic kitchen.

Matthew: FEAR ME! I am Matthew, and I have come to teach you a lesson!

Rogue: Do Ah have ta?

Matthew: Yes…

*K, the next one should be the last chapter…*