Second chapter!
Gambit: Rogue, please tell me you are not serious…
Rogue: Sugah, Ah'm hungry! You're th' only one around!
Jean: No! You can't eat Gambit! I won't let you.
Rogue: Where'd ya come from?
Jean: From… Huh? I feel strange.
Rogue: EEEEK! Jean, you're a carrot!
Jean: Oh GOD!!! Help me!
Gambit: I like carrots. *I hope this is true in the comics/other stuff (cuz they're good fer ya!)*
Jean: I don't care what you like! Just help me.
Rogue: Yeah, Ah'll take ya into th' mansion.
Rogue carries Jean into the kitchen.
Jean: Not in here.
Rogue: Why not?
Jean: I'm a vegetable right now. If you leave, someone might just eat me!
Gambit: Dat be true.
Rogue: Oh, all right!
(Rogue carries Jean into the hallway, but then Jean grows in size and into a grizzly bear.)
Jean: Ooooooops…
Gambit: Mon Dieu, you just squished Rogue!
Rogue: Ya ferget that Ah am a mutant!
Gambit: Dat right. Good, you not be squished, but we still got a big fuzzy Jean in de hallway.
Jean: No, I think I'm about to turn into something else…
Rogue and Gambit watch as Jean is shrunk into a goldfish.
Jean: Help help! I need water!
(Rogue pops her into the sink as Gambit turns the tap on.)
Jean: God, I hate this! I'm going to have to change soon or I'll run out of oxygen!
(Jean changes shape again and is now Jean Grey in a wedding dress sitting on the sink. Wolverine walks into the kitchen.)
Wolverine: Jean?
Jean: It's not what you think Logan!
Wolverine: I have feelings you know! I don't like the fact that you're married, but the fact that you have to come and flaunt it in my face!
Jean: No no! That's not it at all!
Wolverine: Don't tell me you're marrying Gumbo? If you did…
Gambit: Non! She be not marrying Gambit!
Rogue: That's right! If he were marrying Jean, he'd be dead.
Wolverine: So, you're marrying me?
Jean: Uh…
Wolverine: You're marrying me! You're marrying me! I can't believe it! You finally came to your senses and dumped Cyke-o!
Jean: I have not dumped Scott!
Wolverine: You're marrying two guys?
Jean: I'm not marrying you!
Wolverine: Why not? I'm every gal's type of guy! I'm smooth, sophisticated, smart, handsome and other cool stuff!
Gambit: Non homme. You be not'ing of dose things.
Wolverine: Yeah? Well …
Gambit: Gambit what mon ami?
Wolverine: You suck!
Jean: Oh no, I'm changing again!
(Jean changes into a butterfly)
Jean: Oh, this is actually quite nice!
Wolverine: Huh? What just happened? Where's Jean?
Rogue: There's somethin' we gotta explain Wolvie, Jean has this weird disease where she keeps changing shape. We dunno what ta do.
Wolverine: Oh.
Gambit: Dat's it? Oh?
Wolverine: What do you want me to say? It's pretty obvious, she's just changed shape.
Rogue: Ya okay sugah?
Wolverine: Yeah, question is, what are we going to do about it?
Gambit: Wow. I did not t'ink dat you would be so calm.
Wolverine: Uh, okay… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jean: Calm down Logan!
Wolverine: Whatever you say Jeanie.
Gambit: But d'homme be right. We need to t'ink of what we are going to do. Jean can not be going out and fighting if she is turning into a whale or somet'ing!
Beast and Storm come in.
Beast: Ah hello my friends. Why have we all gathered in one area? Is there a matter of importance?
Rogue: There sure is sugah!
Wolverine: Jean has a weird disease where she keeps changing shape.
Storm: By the Goddess! Where is she?
Jean: I'm here!
Beast: Ah yes, I see. Well, why don't we go to my lab and I'll see if I can find what is wrong.
Jean: Thanks, Uh oh, I'm about to change shape!
Everyone watches as Jean changes into a ball of fire.
Wolverine: Great ball of fire…
Jean: Cool!
Wolverine: Yes…Cool…
Jean: Logan, are you okay?
Wolverine: I'm… fine…
Gambit: You don't look dat well mon ami. You sure you okay?
Wolverine: Leave me alone Gumbo…Look at…the fire…
Beast: Jean, we have to get you out of here now!
Jean: I'm coming…
Beast and the ball of fire go downstairs.
Storm: Ah, this hurts so much!
Gambit: What does Stormy?
Storm: My arm you fool! Can't you see it's missing?
Jubilee and Cyclops walk in.
Jubilee: Hey, when did you loose your arm Storm?
Storm: You cut it off, remember!
Jubilee: Did I?
Cyclops: Did she?
Storm: YES!
Rogue: Hey Storm, ya wouldn't happen ta still have yer arm would ya?
Storm: Yes, it's in my room. I have placed it in a glass box.
Rogue: (drooling) Cool, can ya show it ta me?
Gambit: Non, she is going to eat dat! Don't give it to her Stormy!
Storm: Don't call me that LeBeau!
Storm and Rogue fly off to Storm's bedroom.
Cyclops: Why would Rogue eat Storm's arm?
Gambit: We went to dis restaurant, and it turns out dey were serving cannibal food. Is disgusting yeah?
Jubilee: Ewwww! You mean you ATE someone?
Gambit: Don't remind Gambit!
Storm runs down the stairs, her other arm being gnawed away by Rogue
Storm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get her off me!!!
Gambit: Gambit warned you…
Cyclops: Rogue, get off Storm!
Wolverine and Cyclops pull Rogue away from Storm.
Rogue: No! Ah need th' flesh!
Cyclops: Rogue, calm yourself!
Storm: She has eaten my arm, and look at this one! It is dangling by a thread!
Jean and Beast walk in.
Beast: Well, I've sort of stabilized Jean's DNA, so she shouldn't change shape so often at least.
Wolverine: Yeah, well we got another crisis for you. Can you reattach Storm's arm for her?
Beast: Again?
Storm: No, the other one. Rogue bit it off!
Beast and Storm go back down into the lab. A strange looking man enters into the chaotic kitchen.
Matthew: FEAR ME! I am Matthew, and I have come to teach you a lesson!
Rogue: Do Ah have ta?
Matthew: Yes…
*K, the next one should be the last chapter…*
