**Door Opens**
Mysti: Oh right time to write the story.

Jimi: ok...let see...what happened last....um...

Mysti: Well...last time, Trieze and WuFei were arguing, and stuff...

Jimi: Wasn't there a plot? and Did I lose my glasses?

Mysti: *Looks at Jimi's missing glasses and little bitty dot eyes* You sure did!

Jimi: ok...well on with the story!

*The Five pilots and Trieze were standing around still arguing and Roger Smith was still there*

The Nagotiator: Well, since you guys are all jumpin' all over each other I am going...bye!

*Get's in BigO and takes off Sixty*

Duo: Uh oh...its about time for the authors to come bustin thru that door!

*Door is about to open, and Duo, and everyone else hold it shut*

Jimi *from other side* I needa be in the story!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!! *pushes on the door while a giant stream of Anime tears comes out*

Mysti *Sweat drops* Serves you right! Always trying to get in the story!

Jimi: b-b-but my glasses!!!

Mysti: It could wait!! GEEZ!!!

*Duo puts padlock on the door*

Duo: There, that should fix that problem!

Heero: It's about damned time!!

*WuFei and Trieze have appearantly made up for no reason at all*

Trieze: oh WuFei!

WuFei: Oh Trieze!

*Titanic Theme plays*

Quatre: I like this song!

Trowa: I can sing just like Celine Dion!

*Trowa pulls a mic out of nowhere*

Trowa:Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Quatre: Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Both:Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Wufei: Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one

Trieze: Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

All four:Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Duo*Sweat drops* Not too cheesey!

Heero: I know! Lets make out!

Duo: OK!

*Heero and Duo make out*

Quatre: Shouldn't we be saving Zechs?

All: Um....oh yea!

*Gets in the Official Gundam Pilots Bus*

Trowa: How come every vehicle we are in has our job on the side?

Duo: So people won't know its us.

WuFei: That's soo stupid its an injustice!

Heero: Bitch shut it!

Quatre: *Cries* can't we all just get along?!

Trieze: Whatever! quit wimperin'!

Quatre: WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Trieze: I am gonna bitch slap you!

*Ker-Bitchslap!*

Quatre: Ow! Trowa!?!?

Trowa: You deserved it though....

*Later*

Relena: Haha! I have you now, dear brother!

Dorothy: *looking in mirror* I seriously think its time I pluck these...*tugs at eyebrows*

Relena and Zechs *yells* GOOD!!

*The Van pulls Up*

Dorothy: Some one is outside, Relena...

Relena: um......who is it?

Dorothy: I'm not Miss Cleo!! How should I know?!?! GO CHECK FOR YOUR DAMN SELF!!!

Relena: oh it's Heero!

Dorothy: I dont think its Heero...*Dorothy plucks at her eyebrows with a tweezers*

Relena: You never know! It could be! *runs for the door*

Zechs:*Whispers* Dorothy...DOROTHY!! Am I tied up or what?

Dorothy: Um...I think soo....

Zechs: Oh ok..*sits back*

*outside*

*cardoor slams*

Relena *excitedly* Heero?!

Noin *holding a Martini, while she is still drunk* B****! I AM NOT Sheera! I mean Heero!

Relena: Oh..*dissapointed* Its just you! *grumbles*

Noin: Nice to see you too!*falls over dead drunk spilling the Martini on Relena* GOTDAMMIT! LOOKIT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!! YOU MADE ME SPILL MY MARTINI ON YOU!!!

Relena*Soaked* oh my new sailor moon outfit!

Noin: Take it off and wring it out over the glass!

Relena: No! *grabs herself*

Noin: *tugs at sailor moon outfit* Do it now!!

Relena: NO!

Zechs*peaks out window* Hot Lesbian Action!

Noin and Relena: SHUT UP!!

Zechs *goes back in* Right away!

*Later, on the bus*

Heero: Are we there yet?

Trieze: No! Be quiet! My song is on!

*Lady Marmalade plays in the background*

Quatre: *has Jimi's glasses on* I like this song!

WuFei: You like EVERY song!

Duo: But you aren't gonna sing! This is turning into a musical!

*Trowa is in the bathroom*

Trowa *Grunts* Hnnnnnn!!!!!!!

*Shla-doomp!*

Trowa: Ewww!!

Everyone: Shut the door! Shut the door!

Trowa: Sorry! Have to take atleast one hot banana a day! *Flushes toilet*

Quatre: Did you wipe good?

Trowa: Sure did! *sings* I'm a big kid now!

*Everyone sweat drops*

Trieze: We are there!

*Bus pulls into Relena's Cheese Factory: The Cheeseist Place On Earth*

*Trieze sees Relena and Noin arguing outside*

*Door tries to open*

Duo: HA! YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR! HAHA!!

*From behind door* Damn!

Heero: Anyways.....lets go...um.....inside.......

WuFei: Ok...but um.....I hope wierd Double Eyebrows Woman isn't here!

Quatre: She shouldn't be.....

*All six walk towards the Cheese Factory, where Noin and Relena are still arguing*

**TO BE CONTINUED**

*Door Tries to open*

Duo: HA!