Author: Hmm

Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Pokemon, Digimon, Card Captor Sakura, or Gundam Wing. Did you ever really think I did?

Author's Note: I wrote this one night while I was very very bored. Beware of random craziness (but then again, what else are you reading a humor fic for? ^^) My favorite part is the Clow Card scene. I won't say any more about it because it'll give it away. I really like that part, tho. ^^ You'll see.

PS. Beware Ash, Davis and Wufei bashing.

Anime Insanity! Part 1

Introductions and Discoveries

Author: Hmm.... what fun can I have with character manipulation this time? *Laughs insanely* *thinks* GOT IT!!!

It was a fairly normal day in Pokemon land. Ash was being an idiot as usual. He was actually attempting to capture a vaguely Pikachu shaped cloud by throwing a pokeball at the sky. Misty was staring at Ash being an idiot. Brock was staring at Officer Jenny who was staring at Ask being an idiot. Team Rocket was using this opportunity to steal Pikachu while Ash was being an idiot.

Jessie: This is too easy! He's so preoccupied with being an idiot, he won't even notice we're there!

James: Pikachu will be ours!

Pikachu heard them talking and ran toward them. He was, after all, sick of Ash being an idiot.

Meowth: I don't believe it! Pikachu is WILLINGLY joining us!!

Pikachu: Pika! Pikapi pika pi chu chupi pika!!!!!!

Jessie: *looks confused* ...huh?

Meowth: I always have to explain everything to you! *scratches Jessie*

Jessie: MY FACE!!!!!!

James: *snicker*

Jessie: What you think this is FUNNY!?

James: Actually... hahaha... no... hahaha.... but... I'm .... ha... laughing.. haha... anyway.... hahahahahahahah... it's not..ha... funny... at all!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Author: Of COURSE it's not funny, James!!!

Everyone in unison (except Ash who was still throwing pokeballs at the sky): WHO IS THAT!?

Author: I am the omnipotent one who holds all power!!!!! You are al under my power!

Officer Jenny: Oh no! Don't tell me. We're in a FANFICTION, aren't we?

Author: Yep!

Misty: So are you the reason why Ash is attempting to capture a cloud?

Author: *blink blink* Actually, no. I have no idea why Ash is randomly throwing pokeballs in the air.

Ash: Because there's a huge white Pikachu up there! I have to capture it!

Author + everybody: *sweatdrop*

Author: Well, anyway...

James: Isn't somebody going to try to keep us from getting Pikachu like they always do?

Misty: I don't really care. *shrugs*

Officer Jenny: Go ahead. I'm off duty.

Brock: *stares* Ooofficeeer Jennnnnnyyyyyyy......

Jenny: *whacks Brock* STOP!

Brock: *continues to stare* Jeeeeeeennnnnnnyyyyyy......

Jenny: *sends Brock flying* I SAID STOP IT!!!!!!!

Jessie: Well, since nobody cares.... I guess we'll be taking Pikachu now.

Everybody(except Ash): Go right ahead.

And so Team Rocket left with Pikachu. Misty and Jenny went back to staring at Ash. Ash had now resorted to TALKING to the "Pokemon" in the sky.

Ash: Come down from there!!! I KNOW you can hear me! Get down here NOW!!!!!!

Author: *sweatdrop* Well, this is getting boring.... hmm... AHA!

Misty: Aha? That doesn't sound good for us.

Author: You don't know anything, do you? I'm being NICE! I haven't forced you to do anything weird yet!

Misty: What are you gonna do to me? Huh?

Author: Hmm.... maybe something like this....

Misty looks at Ash and becomes completely dazed. She runs over to him and flings her arms around him.

Misty: Ash, I love you!!!

Author: Ok, point proven.

Misty: *comes out of dazed state and jumps away from Ash as fast as possible* NEVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Author: Don't question my power and I'll think about leaving you alone.

Officer Jenny disappears into a hole in the ground.

Misty: Huh? What?

Author: That happens to any character I can't think of anything to do with.

Misty: Oh... I see.

Author: Well, I'm bored. Oh yeah, back to "AHA!"

Misty: Oh yeah...

A hole opens in the ground and several people come out of it. The scene now includes one small cute Clow guardian, one insane Chinese gundam pilot, and five bewildered digidestined.

Davis: What? Where am I? I was just sitting and trying to figure out how to wiggle my ears and then I was suddenly... here!

Kari: Davis, you are such an idiot!!! How can you not know how to wiggle your ears!!! *wiggle ears* See?

Davis: *to self, out loud* Kari called me an idiot.... SHE DOESN"T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!

Kari: Did you really think I did?

Davis: I was hoping....

Kari: Well too bad!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kari: Hey! That's not like me!!!

Author: As a general rule, I don't leave people in character.

Kari: Oh...

Wufei: I don't have to listen to that weakling!!!! I bet he wouldn't even dare to mess with me!

Author: Ahem... *cough* ...That would be SHE, thank you very much.

Wufei: A WOMAN! Well that's even worse.

Author: Grrrr... now you're making me mad!

Misty: Oh, that's bad. Believe me. I know.

Author: *grins* Now what torture will befall Wufei?...... hmm......

Kero: I'm getting bored! I wanna be in the story!!!!!

Author: You will be. And I would punish you for that outburst, but you are just too cute.

Kero: Now that's the kind of thing I like to hear!

Author: Anyway, back to Wufei...

Wufei is suddenly surrounded by mounds and mounds of candy. He proceeds to eat all of it and gets completely sugar high.

Wufei: *singing* Oops! I did it again...

Author: Ack!!!!! NO NOT THAT SONG!!!!!!!

TK: Yes, please! Spare us!!!

Wufei: *singing* It's been one week since you looked at me...

Author: That's much better.

TK: It would be better if he didn't sing at all....

Author: Don't argue with me. *glares at TK*

TK: EEP! Ok..... yeah, One Week is perfectly fine.... heh..heh..... *looks scared*

Wufei finishes singing One Week and proceeds to walk over toward Ash.

Wufei: Hey! What are you doing?

Ash: I'm trying to capture that big Pikachu up there. *points to cloud in sky*

Wufei: Where? I don't see it!

Ash: Right THERE!!!! *wind blows* Hey, wait! It's gone!!!!!! WAIT!!!!! Now there's a Lapras up there!!!!!! *starts throwing pokeballs again*

Wufei: Can I do that too???

Ash: Uh... sure. *hands Wufei some pokeballs*

Wufei throws a pokeball in the air and it comes down on his head. He then turns into a blob of orange light and get sucked into the pokeball!!!

Ash: Wow! He was a pokemon?!?!? *picks up pokeball* Wow, my very own..... what was he called anyway?

Author: Wufei.

Ash: Well, then .... MY VERY OWN WUFEI!!!!!!! *does insane bizarre victory dance* Hey, where did Pikachu go?

Misty: Team Rocket took him.

Ash: AND YOU LET THEM TAKE PIKACHU?!?!?!?!?!?!

Misty: Why do I care?

Ash: BECAUSE.....because.....I don't know, but you shouldn't have let them take Pikachu!!!!!

Misty: Well, I couldn't anyway because the author has supreme power!

Ash: The...author? We're in a fanfic?

Misty: You didn't KNOW that? You idiot! *whacks Ash on the head with a frying pan*

Ash: *collapses*

Cody: So this is a fanfic... That would explain a lot.

Yolei: Yeah that would explain how that guy got sucked into a ball.

Author: That was fun, wasn't it?

Cody: Well, I'm glad it wasn't me.

Author: I wouldn't do that to you. Maybe Davis, though...

Davis: *on knees begging* No please not me please please don't do that to me PLEASE!!!

Author: OK, enough! I won't put you in a pokeball!!! Sheesh!

Davis: Thank you!!!!!

Kero: So am I going to be in the story?

Author: Yeah. *evil smile*

A small (and very cute) yellow creature walked in front of the now revived Ash. No it wasn't Pikachu, it was Kero!

Ash: Is that a pokemon? Well, I guess it is 'cuz it's not human.... *throws pokeball*

Kero: Ow! That hurt! How dare you throw things at the powerful guardian of the clow book!!!!!

Ash: Clow... book?

Suddenly Sakura appears.

Kero: Sakura! I need your help! I think this is a clow card!!!

Sakura turns her key into the wand and whacks Ash on the head.

Sakura: Return to your true form!

Ash immediately changes shape into one of the Clow cards and floats into Sakura's hand. She reads it.

Sakura: The Stupid? I thought I had all the cards.

Kero: Stupid is so dumb that he doesn't even stay in the right TV series, so you really did have all of them that were in our universe.

Sakura: Oh...

Sakura: Hey! Who are all these people?

Misty and the digidestined introduce themselves.

Sakura: So let me get this straight... you all have things called digimon? *digidestined nod* And you have things called pokemon? *Misty nods* That's interesting.......

Cody: Like turning people into cards is normal!!!!

Sakura: *sweatdrop* Actually, he was a card in the first place and then he went into human form and then I changed him back to a card...

Davis: You lost me.... could you go back to the part where you said you name?

Sakura: Oh forget it.

Author: Davis really is an idiot....

Davis: Who says I'm an idiot!!!!

Author: I do! And you are!!!

Yolei: She's right you know....

Davis: Grrr.....

TK: Would anyone mind if we go back to the story?

Kari: Yeah, I'm getting bored.

Author: Yeah, I'm in a Davis-torturing mood...

Davis: You aren't going to turn me into something, are you?

Author: Oh no, wouldn't dream of it! *snicker* You'll see...

Kari: TK, do you remember when we said we cared for each other?

TK: Yeah....

Kari: What happened to that?

TK: Well, there was Davis of course.....

Kari: And?

TK: And.... uh I don't know. What exactly did you mean then anyway?

Kari: I meant I love you, silly!

Davis: NO!!!!!

Author: Wahahahahaha!!!!!! But geez that was cheezy!!! *whacks self on head really hard* OOOH look at all the pretty stars......... *recovers* Oh yeah, story. Right.

TK: Good, that's what I meant, too. *leans over and kisses Kari*

Davis: *In state of shock* Ka... Ka...ri.....and.......uhg....*faints*

Kari just sat and looked surprised. TK was grinning from ear to ear.

Author: I figured you'd like that....

TK: *blushes* Ah... well... that is......

Author: Well, now may be a good time to conclude this insanity for today!

Yolei: You can't quit now!!!!

Author: Why not?

Yolei: Uh.... because!

Author: .....riiiiiiight............ Well, as I was saying, bye for now. More later! (Maybe)