Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evo, or its characters, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah! I own Jesse, Randy, Jenny, Robbie, Sasha, Sami, and their relatives. And I own Pietro's friends from New York! Oh yes! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excuse me; I forgot to take my insanity medicine this morning..

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2 The Wedding

Today was the day that Pietro Maximoff and Jessica Angel Bennet become man and wife, and Pietro was sure as hell excited. He buzzed around the Brotherhood house cleaning, and cooking. And every five seconds he would yell:

"I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED TODAY! I'M GONNA HAVE A WIFE!!!"

Lance, Fred, Randy, and Todd walked into the kitchen, where Pietro was running about cooking in a pair of purple boxers. They sat down at the table with tired sighs. They were EXHAUSTED! Pietro had kept them awake all night! For the first half of the night, they had been having Pietro's bachelor party, and then for the second half, Pietro had sobbed and yelled that he missed Jesse and wouldn't sleep without being in her presence. They eventually had to call Jesse up at Wanda's apartment, and get her to sing down the phone to Pietro before he would even get into bed.

Pietro put a stack of pancakes in front of everyone, and wolfed down his own.

"So, how are my best men today?" he asked slowly, for once.

"Tired, but fine all the same," Randy yawned. Lance and the others nodded in agreement as they ate. Pietro tapped his foot once he had finished, and after about 6 seconds, got up, and put his plate in the sink.

"I'm going to go get ready, I've only got 2 hours left," Pietro announced, and flitted upstairs.

~*~ Wanda's apartment ~*~

Jesse flitted up and down the stairs, and every 3 seconds, she would mumble or scream:

"I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A WIFE AND HAVE A FRIGGIN' HUSBAND!!!"

Wanda gave her tired look. She was EXHAUSTED! Jesse had kept her awake all night! For the first third of the night, Jesse had a little party, and for the second third, she kept on saying that Pietro wouldn't sleep without her. The woman had been right, and for the last third, Jesse had sung down the phone to Pietro for 3 hours straight.

"Jesse, calm down! Lets get our dresses on, we only have 2 hours left," Wanda suggested, as she got up from the sofa stiffly.

"2 hours? 2 HOURS?!? LETS GET A FRIGGIN' MOVE ON!"

I'll do Chapter 2 tomorrow! R+R Please ^_^!