Singing in the Shower: Part Two
A Gundam Wing Fanfic
Duo paced around the room once more. There was absolutely nothing to do. He had ransacked the cupboard for food just 20 minutes ago, and there was none left. He stomped out of his room. Maybe Trowa and Quatre would have a shower with him. Yep, that was what he was going to do. Have a shower with Trowa and Quatre. He barrelled down the hall and flung open the door to their room. Quatre and Trowa both lay in various states of undress doing something awfully interesting with tongues and cream cheese (at least, Duo hoped it was cream cheese). Duo considered joining them, but after a more careful look at what they were doing, he decided that joining them might be detrimental to his health, after all, he didn't think he had the flexibility that Trowa seemed to possess. He made a mental note to ask Trowa what had happened to his bottom rib, and backed out of the room.
~~~
Duo began to walk towards Heero's room, if he couldn't have a shower with Trowa and Quatre then Heero was the next best thing. He carefully opened the door to his best friends room, secretly hoping to find Heero masturbating or at least doing something teenage on the bed. He'd always suspected that deep down, Heero 'Perfect Soldier' Yuy was not really human and had no male anatomy or even anatomy of any kind.
Instead Duo walked in to find Heero and Wufei sat, legs crossed, in front of a small tv, that was sat on a table. Both boys were staring fixated on the tv and singing in perfect synchronicity to "Be a man" from Mulan.
10 minutes later when Duo finally came out of the catatonic state the sight of Heero and Wufei singing had sent him into, he began to sneak(or at least, what Duo considered sneaking) till he was sitting in between Heero and Wufei. Both boys continued to sing completely oblivious to his presence. In a hushed voice Duo began to sing along with them. As the song reached it's last notes, Heero held out the remote and rewound the tape back to the start of the song. Duo continued singing along with the 2 boys all the while getting louder and louder, until right at the end of the song he yelled out at the top of his lungs, "Be a man!" Heero and Wufei both snapped their heads around in complete shock. In less then a minute Duo found himself aching and bruised and outside Heero's door.
The sound of the song starting up again with Heero and Wufei's voices accompanying it came through the keyhole. Sighing Duo walked back to his room. What was he supposed to do now? Grinning Duo threw a jacket around his shoulders. He could go out and visit the girls.
~~~
Duo stopped in front of Relena's mansion. He knocked on the front door, which was painted pink. A butler dressed entirely in pink opened the door, "Relena's Whorehouse, how may I help you?" Duo eeped and jumped backwards in surprise. Relena's voice trailed out to him, "So, Doro-chan, kinky enough for you?" She stopped as she saw Duo there,
"Oh! Duo. I thought you were Dorothy. Come in, please."
Duo stared at Relena in shock, "You.and Dorothy?" Relena nodded, Duo tried to make words, "But.but.don't you like Heero?"
Relena rolled her eyes, "I gave up on him a while ago. I mean he's got that whole thing going with Wufei doesn't he?"
Duo grinned, "So that's why they got so angry when I interrupted their singing!"
Relenas jaw dropped, "Heero and Wufei sing?"
"You run a whorehouse." Duo pointed out
"Point taken." Relena acquiesced, "So what's your nasty habit?"
"Mine?" Duo asked.
Relena gave him a look, "Don't play stupid. You know mine."
"I, er. I like to play barbies in the shower with Trowa and Quatre."
Relena face flopped, "You're joking."
Duo shook his head. Relena beamed. "Oh mi god. Like, me too. I have 3 barbies, one with pink hair, one with blonde and a dark skinned barbie. I also have 19 handbags, 4 pairs of shoes, and 2 pink bathing suits." Relena gushed, "Do you wanna take a shower with me. We can, like, play barbies."
Duo nodded enthusiastically. "Yes please." He was going to get to play barbies, "I only started collecting like 8 days ago, so I only have two dolls, a black bathing suit, a bikini, a handbag and 16 pairs of shoes. I have a shoe fetish." He admitted,
"Obviously!" Relena laughed, "But yours aren't here." She paused, "I know." She picked up her bright pink phone, "Pagan. I need you to get me 2 barbies, 5 bathing suits and a pair of shoes, on the double." There was a long pause and then Pagans voice came down the line, "As you wish, Miss Relena."
Relena turned to beam at Duo, and hugged him, "Oh Duo we're going to have so much fun." She flipped on the tv, just in time to catch the end of an ad. "Barbies. Bringing people together around the world. Proudly supported by Queen Relena."
~~~
Duo stripped down unselfconsciously and adjusted to temperature of Relenas shower. A moment later Relena bounced into the shower, offering Duo her Barbies. She grinned at him, dropping onto the floor, and making her barbie walk around the shower. Duo dropped down so he was perching next to Relena, and began to play with the Barbie.
"Relena, I decided to take you up on that shared shower off-" Dorothy started pushing open the door. She trailed off open mouthed, "What are you doing in the shower with him?" She asked.
"Playing Barbies" Duo informed her, holding up the doll. "What does it look like?"
Dorothy stared, "You're." She tried to say, "Barbies. I lurve them! Can I play too!!!!"
Relena nodded, "Oh yes Doro-chan!!! I always wanted to play Barbies with you!"
Duo smirked, "As much fun as this has been, I still gotta go see Hilde."
Relena nodded absently, "Come again soon Duo. This was fun."
"Yeah, next time Quat and Tro are to busy this'll be the first place I come."
~~~
"Hey Hild-ey" Duo called out. Hilde walked out of her workroom followed closely by a very naked, very happy Zechs Merquise. "Duo? What are you doing here? Une, Noin and I are sorta in the middle of something."
Duo stared at the girl open mouthed. "I thought you were my girlfriend Hilde!"
Hilde slapped him, "Not that kind of something baka." She shouted, as Une and Noin both wearing flimsy almost see through robes walked out of the same room Hilde and Zechs had been in.
"Eeew! This is just too disgusting."
"We're having a karaoke night." She informed him.
"Karaoke." Duo beamed, "Hang on.if that's true the why is Zechs NAKED?!?"
Hilde shrugged, "Don't ask me, ask Noin." Duo cast the soldier a suspicious look.. "Oka~ay" He muttered, "No offence Hildey but this is creeping me out. Wu and Hee-chan singing I can understand, Relena running a whorehouse I can cope with, playing barbies with various gay and lesbian couples in the shower is fun. But you having a karaoke night with almost naked OZ soldiers, well Hilde, frankly, that's scary. I'm going back to ask Tro-chan about his missing rib. Lata babe!"
He waved his hand nonchalantly, and made his way back to the safehouse he was holed up in. Maybe he should get bored more often. The day had certainly been something.
-notes-
Thank You Lemon_Princess for reviewing, here's the sequal, just for you. ^_^ As well as Jeffery, thnaks for reviewing and H, as always, I'm glad you guys liked them! I tried to fix the formatting, but fanfiction has done something to it, and I can't work out what!?!
Sorry for taking so long, but exams are hell on the nerves! I've finally finished that. And I've nearly finished the rest of my classes ::grins:: Hopefully I'll be able to work on some of my longer stories over the summer. Ja ne.
A Gundam Wing Fanfic
Duo paced around the room once more. There was absolutely nothing to do. He had ransacked the cupboard for food just 20 minutes ago, and there was none left. He stomped out of his room. Maybe Trowa and Quatre would have a shower with him. Yep, that was what he was going to do. Have a shower with Trowa and Quatre. He barrelled down the hall and flung open the door to their room. Quatre and Trowa both lay in various states of undress doing something awfully interesting with tongues and cream cheese (at least, Duo hoped it was cream cheese). Duo considered joining them, but after a more careful look at what they were doing, he decided that joining them might be detrimental to his health, after all, he didn't think he had the flexibility that Trowa seemed to possess. He made a mental note to ask Trowa what had happened to his bottom rib, and backed out of the room.
~~~
Duo began to walk towards Heero's room, if he couldn't have a shower with Trowa and Quatre then Heero was the next best thing. He carefully opened the door to his best friends room, secretly hoping to find Heero masturbating or at least doing something teenage on the bed. He'd always suspected that deep down, Heero 'Perfect Soldier' Yuy was not really human and had no male anatomy or even anatomy of any kind.
Instead Duo walked in to find Heero and Wufei sat, legs crossed, in front of a small tv, that was sat on a table. Both boys were staring fixated on the tv and singing in perfect synchronicity to "Be a man" from Mulan.
10 minutes later when Duo finally came out of the catatonic state the sight of Heero and Wufei singing had sent him into, he began to sneak(or at least, what Duo considered sneaking) till he was sitting in between Heero and Wufei. Both boys continued to sing completely oblivious to his presence. In a hushed voice Duo began to sing along with them. As the song reached it's last notes, Heero held out the remote and rewound the tape back to the start of the song. Duo continued singing along with the 2 boys all the while getting louder and louder, until right at the end of the song he yelled out at the top of his lungs, "Be a man!" Heero and Wufei both snapped their heads around in complete shock. In less then a minute Duo found himself aching and bruised and outside Heero's door.
The sound of the song starting up again with Heero and Wufei's voices accompanying it came through the keyhole. Sighing Duo walked back to his room. What was he supposed to do now? Grinning Duo threw a jacket around his shoulders. He could go out and visit the girls.
~~~
Duo stopped in front of Relena's mansion. He knocked on the front door, which was painted pink. A butler dressed entirely in pink opened the door, "Relena's Whorehouse, how may I help you?" Duo eeped and jumped backwards in surprise. Relena's voice trailed out to him, "So, Doro-chan, kinky enough for you?" She stopped as she saw Duo there,
"Oh! Duo. I thought you were Dorothy. Come in, please."
Duo stared at Relena in shock, "You.and Dorothy?" Relena nodded, Duo tried to make words, "But.but.don't you like Heero?"
Relena rolled her eyes, "I gave up on him a while ago. I mean he's got that whole thing going with Wufei doesn't he?"
Duo grinned, "So that's why they got so angry when I interrupted their singing!"
Relenas jaw dropped, "Heero and Wufei sing?"
"You run a whorehouse." Duo pointed out
"Point taken." Relena acquiesced, "So what's your nasty habit?"
"Mine?" Duo asked.
Relena gave him a look, "Don't play stupid. You know mine."
"I, er. I like to play barbies in the shower with Trowa and Quatre."
Relena face flopped, "You're joking."
Duo shook his head. Relena beamed. "Oh mi god. Like, me too. I have 3 barbies, one with pink hair, one with blonde and a dark skinned barbie. I also have 19 handbags, 4 pairs of shoes, and 2 pink bathing suits." Relena gushed, "Do you wanna take a shower with me. We can, like, play barbies."
Duo nodded enthusiastically. "Yes please." He was going to get to play barbies, "I only started collecting like 8 days ago, so I only have two dolls, a black bathing suit, a bikini, a handbag and 16 pairs of shoes. I have a shoe fetish." He admitted,
"Obviously!" Relena laughed, "But yours aren't here." She paused, "I know." She picked up her bright pink phone, "Pagan. I need you to get me 2 barbies, 5 bathing suits and a pair of shoes, on the double." There was a long pause and then Pagans voice came down the line, "As you wish, Miss Relena."
Relena turned to beam at Duo, and hugged him, "Oh Duo we're going to have so much fun." She flipped on the tv, just in time to catch the end of an ad. "Barbies. Bringing people together around the world. Proudly supported by Queen Relena."
~~~
Duo stripped down unselfconsciously and adjusted to temperature of Relenas shower. A moment later Relena bounced into the shower, offering Duo her Barbies. She grinned at him, dropping onto the floor, and making her barbie walk around the shower. Duo dropped down so he was perching next to Relena, and began to play with the Barbie.
"Relena, I decided to take you up on that shared shower off-" Dorothy started pushing open the door. She trailed off open mouthed, "What are you doing in the shower with him?" She asked.
"Playing Barbies" Duo informed her, holding up the doll. "What does it look like?"
Dorothy stared, "You're." She tried to say, "Barbies. I lurve them! Can I play too!!!!"
Relena nodded, "Oh yes Doro-chan!!! I always wanted to play Barbies with you!"
Duo smirked, "As much fun as this has been, I still gotta go see Hilde."
Relena nodded absently, "Come again soon Duo. This was fun."
"Yeah, next time Quat and Tro are to busy this'll be the first place I come."
~~~
"Hey Hild-ey" Duo called out. Hilde walked out of her workroom followed closely by a very naked, very happy Zechs Merquise. "Duo? What are you doing here? Une, Noin and I are sorta in the middle of something."
Duo stared at the girl open mouthed. "I thought you were my girlfriend Hilde!"
Hilde slapped him, "Not that kind of something baka." She shouted, as Une and Noin both wearing flimsy almost see through robes walked out of the same room Hilde and Zechs had been in.
"Eeew! This is just too disgusting."
"We're having a karaoke night." She informed him.
"Karaoke." Duo beamed, "Hang on.if that's true the why is Zechs NAKED?!?"
Hilde shrugged, "Don't ask me, ask Noin." Duo cast the soldier a suspicious look.. "Oka~ay" He muttered, "No offence Hildey but this is creeping me out. Wu and Hee-chan singing I can understand, Relena running a whorehouse I can cope with, playing barbies with various gay and lesbian couples in the shower is fun. But you having a karaoke night with almost naked OZ soldiers, well Hilde, frankly, that's scary. I'm going back to ask Tro-chan about his missing rib. Lata babe!"
He waved his hand nonchalantly, and made his way back to the safehouse he was holed up in. Maybe he should get bored more often. The day had certainly been something.
-notes-
Thank You Lemon_Princess for reviewing, here's the sequal, just for you. ^_^ As well as Jeffery, thnaks for reviewing and H, as always, I'm glad you guys liked them! I tried to fix the formatting, but fanfiction has done something to it, and I can't work out what!?!
Sorry for taking so long, but exams are hell on the nerves! I've finally finished that. And I've nearly finished the rest of my classes ::grins:: Hopefully I'll be able to work on some of my longer stories over the summer. Ja ne.
