[Chapter 3] Day two.

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Elora yawned and woke up.  She turned, and breathed a sigh of relief that Dilandau was wearing more clothes then yesterday.

She waited for Dilandau to wake up.  She suspected that Gatty or Chesta wouldn't listen to her if she ordered food.  She waited.  And waited.  And wait-, no she stopped waiting.  She finally gave in and slapped him across the face.

"Wha-?" he said sleepily.

"Get some damn food for me, I'm starving. 

To make a long story short, he did.

Elora was eating some of the food, and Dilandau was in a bad mood from the slap.

"You didn't have to slap me!  You could've just shaken me 'till I woke up!"

Elora shrugged. "Too much trouble."

"Hmph."

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After eating, Elora was lying down, digesting, when she realized something.

"I have to use the bathroom!"

Dilandau looked at her.  "Then go," he said, pointing to the toilet in the corner of the cell.

He ducked in time to miss the slap Elora threw at him, but he wasn't quick enough to doge the kick.

"ARE YOU CRAZY!?! WITH YOU HERE AND NO BLOCK OR CURTAINS!?! YOU SICKO!!!!!!!  GET ME SOME CURTAINS OR HAVE THEM BUILD A WALL!!!"

         Dilandau opened his mouth, possibly to point out that if he could have someone come in a build a wall in the bathroom, then they wouldn't be hear.  But he saw Elora's mood, and decided against it.

"CHESTA, GATTY!"

"Yes sir?"

"Bring her some long cloth and string."

"Right away sir."

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Having got the stuff from the food chamber, Elora assembled a kinda curtain around the toilet.  Just before she went in, she spun around.

"If I catch you trying to see through the curtain, or even looking this way," Elora said, "I will kill you."

She entered through the curtains.  Two seconds later, she stuck JUST her hands out of the curtain, made violent chocking motions, and then withdrew her hands back.  Dilandau gulped.  He faced the other way, just so she wouldn't think he was when he wasn't.

One minute later, there was a flush, and Elora walked out, relieved.

"That's better."

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Elora sat in a vacant corner in the cell to think about things.  Dilandau was practicing sword fighting, even though he had no sword.  He thrust his invisible sword out at invisible opponents. Elora soon got bored watching him, and thought about home.

'I wonder when I will return, if I will return.  Hopefully after, so then people think I have cool powers.  Better to make an entrance.  I wonder what Carol is doing.  I wish she was here.'

White light filled the room, swirling in the semi-large chamber.  With a loud boom, they heard someone's screams getting closer, and closer, and closer until…

*SPLASH* they heard something fall into the corner with the toilet.

Elora and Dilandau cautiously looked at each other, and slowly approached the toilet.  They threw the curtains aside to see…

"CAROL!!!!!!!!"

"ELORA!!!!!!!!"

Yes, it is true; Carol had made her way in the cell, landing with one foot in the toilet. She blushed as she helped Carol out of the toilet.

"I wish I was back on Earth!" Elora shouted.  Nothing.

"DAMMIT!!  Why won't it work anymore?"

She noticed Carol's look of confusion, and explained.

"So you are stuck with Dilandau?" Carol asked.  Elora simply pointed her thumb at Dilandau, as if she would rather not look at him.

"Yep, it's him.  Recognize that 'swa' hair anywhere."

"Well, at least I got company now," Elora said.

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Carol quickly got used to being in chamber.  Elora trained her not to take any crap from Dilandau, which displeased Dilandau greatly. 

         They were all dining on pheasant under glass, with baked potatoes, steak, and rolls. But halfway during the dinner, Dilandau's stomach gave a huge rumble.  Not the hungry kind of rumble though.

Dilandau held his stomach.

"Oh shit."  He said, and ran to the toilet.

Carol and Elora stared at each other when a load, disgusting sound filled the room, echoing off the walls.  The two girls quickly pushed the food away.  So much for eating.

Then, the most horrible smell filled the room.  Elora and Carol were practically chocking.

"My god man!!  What the hell have you been eating?!" Carol said between chock's.

They heard something continually hit the water.  They nearly threw up.

"Dilandau *choke* has, *cough* dia- *cough* rea!" Elora sputtered.

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Now, even though the ship had stopped so that the crew could search for the key, they were still suspended a few hundred feet in the air.  And when Dilandau flushed, they were no longer moving.  So, his 'recycled waste' fell directly down…

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Folken growled as he pushed aside a rock.  A stupid, tiny key.  Where the hell is it?

He glanced at the other workers.  One particularly tall one kept bullying the others into doing work for him.  Folken was about to take care of him when…

*SPLAT!*

Something fell from the sky on his head.  Running down his face.  Yep, you guessed what it was.  He cried out in disgust, while the rest had great laughs.

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Elora, Carol, and a very embarrassed Dilandau sat in the room, trying to fan the smell away.

"In Gaea, you only have to go about once every 3 months, but when it comes, it comes bad."

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By then it was nighttime. 

"Carol and I will split the bed." Elora said.

"NO! Where do I get to sleep you ignorant bastard?" Dilandau shouted.

"WHAT?!" Elora said, doing a flying leap from the bed on him.  There was much wrestling and fighting.  In the end, Elora won.

"Fine, but I get it tomorrow." Dilandau said.

Elora smiled sweetly.  "We'll see."

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End of Chapter 3

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Elora and Carol advance on me.

Me: Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Carol: I landed in a toilet!  My sock is still damp!

Elora: You nearly made me sick with the smell!

Me: come on now, don't hurt me.

Carol: And why not?

Me: uh, because WATERFALLS, RAIN GEYSERS, RIVERS LAKED, OCEANS, STREAMS, TONS OF WATER SWIRLING POURING FALLING SPREADING TRICKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

Carol and Elora sprint to the bathroom.

    "WE'LL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"