Finally, Chapter 4 is complete.  Here it is!!!!!!!!!!

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I apologize for using your names Elora-chan and Carol-chan.  Email me with comments at spirit_of_lightning@hotmail.com

Be sure to catch the rest.   (this is my first fanfic on this site)

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Elora opened her eyes.  Someone was in her house!  A burglar?

Slowly, as if dreading it, turned, to see a girl sleeping next to her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Elora screamed, "WAS I DRUNK?! I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!  OH MY GOD NO! SAY I DIN'T SLEEP WITH ANOTHER GIR-…"

Then she remembered.  "Oooooooooh yeah, I'm in Gaea!"  She let out a huge sigh of relief.

Meanwhile, her animal-like screams had woken up Carol and Dilandau.  Actually, woke up the entire population in the enormous Zaibach ship.

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After Elora had calmed down, she went to use the bathroom.  She closed the curtains behind her.  Dilandau, however, was still half asleep.  But he became full awake when he walked through the bathroom curtains, thinking it was vacant.

Elora's scream echoed through the castle, shattering some glasses, even managing to crack the enormously thick glass on the cell door.  Dilandau's face was completely red as he hurried out of the 'bathroom.'

A few seconds later, Elora, looking more dangerous then a fleet of guy-melefs with invisibility cloaks, hurtled after him.

Her hand swung through the air and with a resounding SMACK she caught Dilandau on his face.  Easily the hardest anyone had ever smacked him.  But then again, no one else HAD ever slapped him before Elora.  Carol just stayed on the bed, watching.

Dilandau rose angrily, and slapped Elora back. "It was an accident you incompetent female!"

Elora slapped him back. "SHUT UP you stupid useless male!"

"Do you want to take this outside?!"

"YES, as a matter of fact I do!"

"um, guys, we can't go outside, were stuck remember…"

"FINE!  Do you want to take this inside?"

"YES as a matter of fact I do!"

"Fine then, right here right now."

"Fine"

Elora and Dilandau growled at each other.

"I won't stand being treated like this anymore!" Dilandau shouted!

He raised his hand to slap her, but she shifted, so his hand went somewhere else.  Her chest.

Elora sucked in her breath.  Carol dove for cover. Elora's fist clenched and unclenched.  Dilandau's anger quickly turned to fear.

"Heh heh, you see, you moved, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

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A few hours later, Dilandau was still holding ice to his swollen check.  He felt it, and winced.

"It was a freakin' accident," he muttered darkly.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Elora shouted, her temper still at its peak.

"Nothing, nothing," Dilandau said, grinning in what he hoped looked innocent.

"Good."

"Elora, don't you think you are being a little harsh on him?" Carol asked.

"He's the all-powerful knight.  He should be nice to girls!"

"He wasn't very nice to Hitomi, remember?"

"That's because Hitomi is a dirty slut," Elora said.  She always disliked Hitomi.

"Yeah, she's a pendulum-swinging bimbo," Carol agreed.

Dilandau spoke up. 

"Um, girls?"

Elora spun around, as if daring him to speak.

"How are you going to get back to the Phantom Moon?"

Elora and Carol looked at each other and shrugged.

"I don't know."

Dilandau said nothing.

"That is a problem," Elora said, talking to Carol.  "How are we going to get back?"

Carol answered, "how about we box ourselves up, slap on some postage, and mail ourselves to Eart-, I mean the Phantom Moon?"

"Don't have the money for postage."

"I got $0.25"

"Ha.  That maybe would get us to the other side of the ship."

"Remember Hitomi?  Let's say 'I wish I was back on Earth!' or wait for Sora to sing, so we grow wings and disappear back at Earth."

Elora looked at Carol and said flatly, "I am not doing anything that dirty whore did."

"True, true."

Dilandau interrupted.  "We could fly you to the Phantom Moon."

Carol was about to agree, when Elora instead said, "I am not spending any more time with you then I have to."

'So much for that,' Carol thought.

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Elora and Carol thought about getting back through lunchtime.  Elora hardly noticed that she was eating big scoops of butter plain.  When she did, she coughed. 

"EEEEEEEW!  I was eating just butter?  Why didn't you tell me?"

Carol said, "I wasn't paying attention either."

Elora rounded on Dilandau. 

"I wasn't paying attention ei-"    *SMACK!*  His words were cut off by a slap.

Dilandau sulked in the corner, muttering to him self.

"I didn't even get time to defend myself, it's not fair.  She is all nice to that other girl but not me.  It's sure as hell not fair…"

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Nighttime came.  Elora began to feel sorry for Dilandau, and let him sleep on the bed this night.  Carol got it also, because she was new here. (Makes it sound like a club)

There was another reason, of course.  Elora didn't want to wake and think she turned into a drunken lesbian overnight.

Nighttime came and over came Carol and Dilandau, but not Elora.  She lay awake on the cold floor with only a few extra sheets the Dragonslayers had given her.  She wondered, how were she and Carol going to get away from here later on.  Maybe she has to be bored, like at Science, or outside.

'Oh well, I'll cross that bridge when it comes,' she thought, and fell asleep to her oddball dreams.

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End of Chapter four.

Uh oh.  I sense a beating coming on.

Elora and Carol: SHAWN!!!!!!!!

I stand corrected.

Me: Yes?  Are you looking for innocent old me?

Elora: I think you know why you are getting this beating.  Not there is no escape!

Me: but whatever did I do?

Carol: Don't play dumb.

Elora: we are going to give you a beating you will never forget.

Elora and Carol: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Elora and Carol: huh? He's gone.

Elora: Damn, a little too long on the sinister laughing.  Next time, let's laugh with our eyes open.

Carol: deal.

Me: whew.  Close one.

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That little thing where Carol suggests sending her and Elora in a box to Earth is something I can imagine my 'acquaintance' Carol suggesting.

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Next chapter.

What's with these psycho dreams?  Is Carol having visions of her own?

Don't miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J