CELEBRATION!!!

Chapter 5 is finished.

Dedicated to my friend Elora and to my acquaintance Carol.

Email me with comments at spirit_of_lightning@hotmail.com

My 5th chapter shall now begin.

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The morning sunlight streamed through the halls of the dungeon, but not the chambers themselves. Elora slowly opened her eyes.

Quickly, she slapped herself across the face. 'I am not drunk and with a girl,' she said to herself

She rose.

"Damn, those two are always sleeping," Elora said to no one. She grinned, and slowly crept over to Dilandau. Just as she was about to rudely awaken him, he turned. Subconsciously, his hand reached out. And grabbed Elora's chest!

Dilandau was awaken with quite a few slaps.

Elora and his got into a debate.

"It was my subconscious mind! It is your own fault!"

"SHUT UP! It was yours!"

"I'm not standing for this!" *SLAP*

Elora clutched her cheek, fuming. "Now it is on," she growled.

The noise woke Carol up. Once again, the sight of fighting greeted her.

"Can't you guys stop for a minute?" she said nicely.

Dilandau spun around. "What do you know you pathetic weakling?!"

Oh boy, was THAT ever the wrong thing to say. Carol slapped him so hard it knocked him backwards. Before he fell completely to the ground, she kicked out and sent him hitting a wall, knocking him out.

"You should expect more from my best friend!" Elora said, as though he saw it coming. Elora turned to Carol.

"Nice job."

"Thank you."

"I see you went easy on him."

"Of course, or else he would be able to fit through the food slot."

The two began giggling.

Carol abruptly stopped giggling. "Oh yeah, I had a funny dream."

Elora stopped too. "About the dancing-blue-tie-dyed-cupcake?"

Carol shook her head. She looked away, staring at nothing.

"I was at school, walking along, when you came and joined me. We talked, and then you grabbed be and *CENSORED* me and then *CENSOREDCENSORED CENSORED* ."

Elora looked horrified and disgusted.

Carol smiled, and said, "just kidding, or else it would be a nightmare."

Just then, a huge breakfast/lunch complete with dessert was shoved in the food slot.

The two began to eat while Carol told what REALLY happened in her dream.

"We were walking together, when Dilandau walked over. That's when we realized that we weren't on Earth at our school, but in the middle of a Zaibach battle! Dilandau then turned into a toaster! And then the soldiers were shouting at us to make toast in order to win the war."

"Another one of your psycho dreams eh?"

"Hell yeah," Carol said.

"So what the hell does it mean?"

"I don't know. Dilandau was in it though."

"Ooooh."

A thought struck Elora. "Maybe you are having visions of your own!"

Carol glared at Elora. "WHAT! Hitomi's visions were true, and made since. Unless Dilandau already has, or will, turn into a toaster, it is just a psycho dream! " Carol shuddered. "And never say that slutty bi*** and I have something in common!"



Dilandau began to stir.

"Food, water!" he gasped.

"Sorry," Carol said, shoving the last spoon of ice cream in her mouth. "Ate and drank it all."

Dilandau sighed. "I hate girls. I am never getting married."

Elora said, "Does that mean you'll get married to a guy?"



It was Dilandau's turn to do the slapping there.

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An hour later, Elora was nursing her bruises. It was painful, but worth it in her opinion.

Carol of course was laughing about it.

Dilandau kept muttering, "3 more days, 3 more days, 3 more days."



Elora looked in her pockets of her old clothes (before she got the Zaibach ones)

"I still have some Gobstoppers candy!" she said, pulling out the multi- colored box.

Elora and Carol happily eat them, until Dilandau finally went over and said,

"Give me one."

"Say it nicely."

Dilandau had the urge to rip off their heads.

"Give me one now."

"Hmmmmmmmm. No."

"CAN I PLEASE HAVE ONE DAMMIT?!" Dilandau roared.

"Lose the 'dammit' part."

"CAN I PLEASE HAVE ONE?!"

"Yes, oh, wait. sorry, all out."

Carol and Elora burst into laughter at the sigh of Dilandau's face. Twisted with anger.

They tossed him one, still laughing. He bit down on it. Hard.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!!!!!"

"You don't bite on them immediately, you have to wait!" Carol cried out.

Dilandau was holding his mouth. "I think I broke a tooth!"

"Let me check," Elora said.

She peered in his mouth. "Just chipped it. Here, let me get the whole thing out for you!"

She punched him in the mouth hard where the tooth was. The tooth came flying loose.

"Luckily it wasn't a fully grown one yet!" Elora said cheerfully, as Dilandau held his now more painful mouth.

"You were just looking for an excuse to punch out a tooth," Dilandau said quietly.

"WHAT DID YOI SAY?!" Elora said.

"Nothing!"

Elora went to the toilet, and flushed the tooth down.

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Folken lowered his fork into the delicious food he had been served. It was all right for HIM to get a break, but not the others.

He put the fork in his moth, and began to chew. But something wasn't right. He felt something hard in his mouth. He spit out a tooth. After close examination, he realized it wasn't his. Disgusted, he flung it as hard as he could away from him.

Just then, a man who was bending over and searching the ground shouted, "I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND THE KEY!!"

Just then, however, the tooth struck the man in the ass. He lept up and let go of the key. It splashed in the river, and made its way downstream.

Folken cursed. "Where does that stream lead to?" he roared.

"A giant lake sir." Answered a nearby man.

Folken suddenly looked grim. "All of you will search the bottom of the lake until you find it!" he said.

Many groans, but none to Folken's face.

"Get to it," he growled.

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Elora and Carol decided to try and get along with Dilandau for now. They let him have the bed all to himself that night. He was happy. He never suspected that they had put his hand in warm water as a prank overnight. *sigh* I knew their short truce wouldn't last.

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End of Chapter 5

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Carol and Elora: HOW DARE YOU!!!

Me: now, now, it was a harmless little joke

Elora: I did WHAT to Carol in her dream?!

Me: nothing, nothing at all! (nervous)

Carol: If I were you, I would be worried about Dilandau, he must be furious!

Dilandau: WHERE THE HELL IS THE AUTHOR OF THE FIC????!!!!!

Me: my cue to exit

(zips away before anyone can stop him)

*whew*

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Hiya! Be sure to catch the next chapter of Dilandau, meet Elora!



And I myself like Hitomi the best out of the Escaflowne gang. But in real life, Carol and Elora hate her. They do in my story as well!!! Just so ya know.