Congratulations. My sad human self has done it again. Yet another portion of the story is done. Is it funny? Sad? Stupid? I'll let you decide. So, let's cut the crap and go on to-

1.1 Chapter 6

Dilandau awoke in the middle of the night. He looked down, and was shocked at what he saw. He had wet his bed!!!!!!

Then he spied a cup half-hidden, under one of the Phantom Moon girls' blanket! He realized what went on. He also realized he still had to go. Quietly, he crept to the bathroom, hoping he wouldn't wake them. They could be very temperamental.

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Background reading-

Elora on her own: trouble

Carol on her own: trouble

Carol and Elora together: OH MY GOD RUN!!!!! OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!!

Now, back to the story

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Elora woke up. Squinting for her eyes to adjust in the darkness, who felt her way to the bathroom. She threw open the curtain for her to go. She didn't realize someone else was there.

Elora once again let out an ear-curling, glass-shattering, stone-breaking scream. Luckily for the rest of the Zaibach crew, Gatty and Chesta had put soundproof pads around the cell. (They learned their lesson from her last few screams)

Carol opened her eyes. She saw Elora smacking the crap out af Dilandau. Again.

"Elora! Every morning I wake up to find you beating the crap out of him and shouting!" Carol said.

Dilandau let out a sigh of relief. If Carol asked Elora to stop, Elora would.

"Could you at least beat the crap out of him without the shouting?" Carol plopped her head back down on her pillow and closed her eyes.

Dilandau's smile quickly faded.

"You freakin' nasty bit**! You should let us know that you were in the fuc**** bathroom! How the hell are we supposed to know if you are to damn lazy to give us a sign?!" Elora said in a fierce whisper.

After Elora had finally stopped, Dilandau was muttering to himself again.

"Last time I walked in on you, I got a beating, and now you walk in on me, and I still get a beating."

"Did you say something?" Elora sweetly.

Dilandau smiled evilly. "Maybe."

Elora's sweet expression quickly turned to a fierce glare.

Dilandau's smile quickly faded. (I can understand why. If Elora had ever been glaring at ME like this, I would be running as fast as I could in the other direction.)

Elora grabbed her pillow and whacked Dilandau across the face.

"Well perhaps you'd like to share it?"

"uh, I forgot it."

"Oh, convenient for you." Elora crawled back into her bed. Before closing her eyes, she said, "try one thing, anything. I dare you."

Her voice was so- so- ominous, scary, and evil that Dilandau knew he wouldn't dare.

Dilandau silently took off the sheets of his wettened bed, and whispered as loud as he could for Gatty. He obviously didn't know about the soundproof pads.

Finally, he checked the bottom of his boot to see if it was still there. It was.

Dilandau's little pocket communicator. He hissed orders into it for Gatty to bring him new sheets.

A few minutes later, they were stuffed through the slot to Dilandau.

He changed them, and gave Gatty the old ones. He growled, "Don't speak a word of this to anyone."

"Yes sir!"

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The next morning, Elora woke up again. She checked to make sure Dilandau was still in his bed before using the bathroom.

Carol woke up a few minutes later, followed by Dilandau.

"Hey, don't I get some Zaibach clothes??" Carol asked.

Dilandau grumbled something no one else could make out, and promptly got Carol some new clothes.

Carol changed in their little bathroom. She, too, indicated instant death to Dilandau if he peeked.

"Like I would," Dilandau said grumpily.

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After enjoying a breakfast of pancakes, French toast, cereal, juice, and muffins, Elora had a thought (Newsflash! Elora thinks!)

"I haven't taken a shower the entire time I was here. 5 days! I feel really nasty."

"I agree," Dilandau said.

"Me too," agreed Carol.

"GATTY! CHESTA!!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!" Dilandau shouted.

They came running, flinching, as if expecting a slap. Then they remembered, he couldn't slap them. Relieved, they asked, "Yes sir?"

"We need to take a shower here," Dilandau said. "Separately." He quickly added when he caught the gaze Elora was giving him.

"We'll see what we can do sir." Chesta promptly replied.

A few minutes later, they came back.

"We can poor water over the top so it seeps through the fault in the rock on the ceiling, but you will need to make your own shower curtains. Unless you don't want an-"

Chesta was cut off my Elora shouting, "OF COURSE WE WANT THE DAMN SHOWER CURTAINS!! THAT BI*** IS NOT GONNA SEE ME NAKED TAKIN' A SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!"

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They had their 'shower' set up. Chesta managed to get Elora and Carol some swimsuits. But when Dilandau asked for one,

"Sorry sir. We only have female suits. Unless you would like a female one."

Dilandau controlled his rage. "Never mind"

Elora came speeding over. She grabbed Dilandau by the hem of his shirt.

"YOU BETTER TAKE THE DAMN SWIMSUIT WETHER OR NOT IT IS FOR GIRLS BECAUSE I AM NOT TAKING ANE DAMN CHANCES WITH YOU!!!!!!"

"I REFUSE!"

Elora slapped him back and forth with her hand.

"YES YOU WILL!!!"

"NO I WON'T!!!"

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

"YES YOU WILL!!!!!!!!"

"NO I WON'T!!!!!"

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

"YES YOU WILL!!"

"ALLRIGHT, I WILL!!!!"

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

"Oh wait, you said you would. All right, take back those last six slaps." Dilandau rubbed his sore cheeks.

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Soon their little shower was set up. Dilandau was forced by Elora to wear 3 swimsuits so nothing showed through. However, they were rolling in laughter when they saw Dilandau in his one-piece women's swimsuit.

Carol and Elora were wearing silver-black two-pieces. The water began dripping down, away from the bed areas. The water soon began to increase. All the water hitting the ground went down the drain at the floor.

Six times did Elora slap Dilandau, because she thought he was looking. But other then that, she and Carol never stopped giggling at Dilandau in a female suit.

They used the Zaibach brand soap and shampoo supplied to them.

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They all dried up, and changed back. Elora slapped Dilandau another 3 times, and Carol another 2 times when they thought he was peeking at them change. (They changed at different times)

How many times of the 5 he really WAS peeking, is classified info however. =)

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They three were getting along better by dinner. Even though he changed back into his normal clothes, Elora and Carol were still chortling at the sight of Dilandau in a women's suit.

Annoyed, he bit off a piece of the steak on his plate.

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At nighttime, Elora got the bed. Carol grudgingly shared the bed of blankets with Dilandau.

"If I feel your hand anywhere near me, I will kick the crap out of you," Carol warned Dilandau before they went to sleep.

'That's comforting,' Dilandau thought.

And with that, Dilandau went to sleep, praying that his subconscious mind didn't move his hand anywhere.

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End of Chapter 6

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Me (surprised): You, you aren't gonna try and kill me in this chapter?!

Carol: Nope, nothing bad happened to us this chapter really.

Elora: yeah, you gave us some pretty good laughs.

*Both burst out giggling, remembering Dilandau. *

Dilandau: WHERE THE HELL IS THE AUTHOR!

Me: uh oh

Dilandau (grabbing my shirt): You made me get slapped countless times this chapter, have me wet my bed, AND wear a girl's swimsuit!!! You are dead!

Me: ELORA, CAROL!! HE JUST SAID HE WANTED TO SLAP YOUR ASSES!!!

Elora and Carol: WHAT!?! THAT LITTLE-

Elora and Carol grab him and start beating the crap out of him. I make my escape.



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Hiya! I'm the author!! Be sure to check out the next chapter! Only 2 days left, or is it???

Meanwhile, try to calm Dilandau down for me if you have spare time!

Cya!!!

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