PAIRING: Draco and just about everyone he meets? Eventually Draco/Harry though(yay!)
WARNING: This is slash. Or it will be very soon.
RATING: PG13 (for now!)
DISTRIBUTION: Any archives Yes. Others please ask, I'll say yes but I'd like the URL.
DISCLAIMER: They aren't mine, I'm making no money. Be a sport and don't rub it in,eh?
SPOILERS: Future. Sirius' name is cleared. They're 16.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I have introduced what I think is something NEW to the fandom. I'm sure Biker!Draco has been done before but this introduces the concept (just the concept) of CenterfoldDraco! Please, don't take this seriously - it's all just a bit of fun. If you want to see how I write Draco seriously then check out my other work. I know I haven't been writing for a long time (like months!) so I'm trying hard to get back in the saddle. Comments would be greatly appreciated.
FEEDBACK: Oh, please? I'll love you forever
DEDICATION: To Y & S for discovering slash
ALL THOUGHTS IN "...." and emphasis in *....*
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Chapter Two
When in Doubt: Fly
~Lucius~
Kill him, that's what I'm going to do. Catch him, torture him, and present him as a sacrifice to my Dark Lord. Maybe then I'll be partially forgiven for being so weak. So weak I haven't dominion over my own son. Draco's little fiasco may have me so severely demoted in the ranks that novices will scorn me. Insolent boy!
And I cannot forget that that fool Black and his bike played a large part of it. If indeed he wasn't abetting in the escape, seeing as he's such a do-gooder. Oh, he's going to *pay*…
~Sirius~
I don't know what the hell is going on, but with two Malfoys involved I know that it can come to no good. I'll be damned if Lucius and his spoiled delinquent son aren't up to something. The puzzling thing is what any of their plots have to do with a bike.
Oh God, my Harley! If that little punk damages her in *any* way I'll skin his hide. Hell, I think I'm going to do that anyway. Right after I mash his father to a pulp and find out what he's up to…
~Harry~
Uh oh.
And I don't mean "uh oh, Draco's mixed up in my previously happy, Draco-free life AGAIN."
I don't mean uh oh, Draco took Sirius' prized possession and he's in BIG TROUBLE."
I don't even mean "uh oh, the Malfoys' may have ANOTHER EVIL PLOT in the works.
No, that's *not* what I mean at all. I mean "Uh oh, Lucius looks about ready to put Sirius in an EARLY GRAVE and Sirius looks like he wouldn't mind much if he got to do the same with Lucius in the process.
I've *never* seen Sirius so angry before and Lucius is eyeing him with a rage I thought was reserved for me alone. I can't help but feel a little put out at this, I mean, hey Lucius, I'm standing right here and all of a sudden I'm not adversary enough for you? I'm not saying I really mind, but it's a little…demeaning, you know? But I think I understand the hostility. Apparently these two have been at each others' throats since Hogwarts - kinda like Draco and I.
And speaking of Draco, what on earth is ferret-boy up to anyway? Oh Hell, Sirius is *growling*
***
Draco thought he must make quite a picture: blond hair blown back, slim-fitted designer robe hiked up high to allow his thighs to wrap around the gleaming, hulking Harley silhouetted against the now setting sun. Good enough for a poster even. Draco smirked at the thought of himself as a centerfold. Now *there* was an intriguing idea, especially if he lost some of his clothing.
He filed the thought away and concentrated on finding a place to land. Draco had been flying all day. He'd fitted the bike with an invisibility spell and was now cruising over London, quite in awe of it as he watched the neon lights come on as it darkened. He was tired and hungry and though he'd bonded with the bike and was determined to keep it forever, he really wanted to stop flying. He just didn't know where to land.
Out the corner of his eye, Draco spotted a sign saying "Service Entrance - No Trespassers" It was a gaping hole in concrete on the ground that was surrounded by yellow plastic ribboning and orange cones.
The signs around it indicated that it was part of an upgrade to the London Subway. Seeing as it wasn't yet in use Draco lowered the bike to hover over it and drop smoothly into entrance. Blinking to adjust to the sudden darkness, he killed the engine and removed the silence and invisibility spells that surrounded the bike. Sighing, Draco rolled his tense shoulders and arched his back, stretching, jumping slightly when he heard the crunch of footsteps. "Oi!" called a low voice behind him, "Nice set of wheels you got there."
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A/N: Chapter three has the leather and the slashiness. And we see just who Draco encounters down there in the subway…
WARNING: This is slash. Or it will be very soon.
RATING: PG13 (for now!)
DISTRIBUTION: Any archives Yes. Others please ask, I'll say yes but I'd like the URL.
DISCLAIMER: They aren't mine, I'm making no money. Be a sport and don't rub it in,eh?
SPOILERS: Future. Sirius' name is cleared. They're 16.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I have introduced what I think is something NEW to the fandom. I'm sure Biker!Draco has been done before but this introduces the concept (just the concept) of CenterfoldDraco! Please, don't take this seriously - it's all just a bit of fun. If you want to see how I write Draco seriously then check out my other work. I know I haven't been writing for a long time (like months!) so I'm trying hard to get back in the saddle. Comments would be greatly appreciated.
FEEDBACK: Oh, please? I'll love you forever
DEDICATION: To Y & S for discovering slash
ALL THOUGHTS IN "...." and emphasis in *....*
___________________________________________________
Chapter Two
When in Doubt: Fly
~Lucius~
Kill him, that's what I'm going to do. Catch him, torture him, and present him as a sacrifice to my Dark Lord. Maybe then I'll be partially forgiven for being so weak. So weak I haven't dominion over my own son. Draco's little fiasco may have me so severely demoted in the ranks that novices will scorn me. Insolent boy!
And I cannot forget that that fool Black and his bike played a large part of it. If indeed he wasn't abetting in the escape, seeing as he's such a do-gooder. Oh, he's going to *pay*…
~Sirius~
I don't know what the hell is going on, but with two Malfoys involved I know that it can come to no good. I'll be damned if Lucius and his spoiled delinquent son aren't up to something. The puzzling thing is what any of their plots have to do with a bike.
Oh God, my Harley! If that little punk damages her in *any* way I'll skin his hide. Hell, I think I'm going to do that anyway. Right after I mash his father to a pulp and find out what he's up to…
~Harry~
Uh oh.
And I don't mean "uh oh, Draco's mixed up in my previously happy, Draco-free life AGAIN."
I don't mean uh oh, Draco took Sirius' prized possession and he's in BIG TROUBLE."
I don't even mean "uh oh, the Malfoys' may have ANOTHER EVIL PLOT in the works.
No, that's *not* what I mean at all. I mean "Uh oh, Lucius looks about ready to put Sirius in an EARLY GRAVE and Sirius looks like he wouldn't mind much if he got to do the same with Lucius in the process.
I've *never* seen Sirius so angry before and Lucius is eyeing him with a rage I thought was reserved for me alone. I can't help but feel a little put out at this, I mean, hey Lucius, I'm standing right here and all of a sudden I'm not adversary enough for you? I'm not saying I really mind, but it's a little…demeaning, you know? But I think I understand the hostility. Apparently these two have been at each others' throats since Hogwarts - kinda like Draco and I.
And speaking of Draco, what on earth is ferret-boy up to anyway? Oh Hell, Sirius is *growling*
***
Draco thought he must make quite a picture: blond hair blown back, slim-fitted designer robe hiked up high to allow his thighs to wrap around the gleaming, hulking Harley silhouetted against the now setting sun. Good enough for a poster even. Draco smirked at the thought of himself as a centerfold. Now *there* was an intriguing idea, especially if he lost some of his clothing.
He filed the thought away and concentrated on finding a place to land. Draco had been flying all day. He'd fitted the bike with an invisibility spell and was now cruising over London, quite in awe of it as he watched the neon lights come on as it darkened. He was tired and hungry and though he'd bonded with the bike and was determined to keep it forever, he really wanted to stop flying. He just didn't know where to land.
Out the corner of his eye, Draco spotted a sign saying "Service Entrance - No Trespassers" It was a gaping hole in concrete on the ground that was surrounded by yellow plastic ribboning and orange cones.
The signs around it indicated that it was part of an upgrade to the London Subway. Seeing as it wasn't yet in use Draco lowered the bike to hover over it and drop smoothly into entrance. Blinking to adjust to the sudden darkness, he killed the engine and removed the silence and invisibility spells that surrounded the bike. Sighing, Draco rolled his tense shoulders and arched his back, stretching, jumping slightly when he heard the crunch of footsteps. "Oi!" called a low voice behind him, "Nice set of wheels you got there."
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A/N: Chapter three has the leather and the slashiness. And we see just who Draco encounters down there in the subway…
