First of all, this is only my second attempt at a fanfiction, but I
like writing funny thigs cause I am in the middle of a Silver Millennium
fic that frankly is sad, and I can't stand it! I also got to thinking, what
if a bad guy took on one sailor's least fav food.... eeww! what would
happen? hrmph?! Discalimer: Will someone sell me Sailor Moon?!?!?! That way
I kin not write one of these Anyways here you go:
For Sarah, my Thunder Angel
"If it makes you mad, eat it" Brian Strass
"Eep! What is that thing?!?!?!?" a young child with pink hair yelled half asleep
"Waaaahhhhh! EWhat are we gonna do? Take Rini, not me!"
"Serena! You are the older one! You should have to be the one who has to be eaten"
SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTALS! I AM THE EVIL SAILOR CARROT STICKS!! Bwahahahahahahahha! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
"Uhh, excuse me, but uhm... could you be a little more quiet, I dont want my parents to wake up........" Serena whispered.
" Oh, excuse me. LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
Just then a small purple cat walked groggily into the room" Serena.........trans......form....." she said before falling asleep
"MOON COSMIC DREAM ACTION!" the two heroines yelled as they transformed into Super Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Chibi Moon!
"Oh No! What ever shall I do?!?!?! I am going to lose to a little girl in a skirt?! I dont think so! HAHAHAHHA! EAT CARROTS!"
" NOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO! Not Carrots!" Chibi Moon yelled. They were her least Favorite food! Icky and Orangey and hard and GROSS!
The evil carrots flew and the young and old sailors. They screamed in terror and the monster was struck down by a red rose. This, however, did not stop the carrtos. They went flying down the girls' throats as they tried not to choke.
" How dare you attack my beloved as she sleeps*she needs her beauty sleep* I waswatching you, and I was wondering, how'd you do it?
"What?" Carrot Sticks replied to a man in a dark tuxedo.
"Get her to eat healthy, Ive tried EVERYTHING. I bow to you my almighty master, who can get a woman of her sort to eat carrots! Please accept me as your servant."
Just as these words were spoken, a bright light rushed at the evil Sailor and she let out a final scream , that ended her life. "You are Next, young man! Never, NEVER do that to me again! Come on Chibi Moon! Lets Get Him!" With that, the two senshi chased Tuxedo Kamen and to this day, he wishes that Carrot Sticks had never woken his love from her beauty sleep.
Okay, I know this is kinda weird... but I was bored and I thiught this Idea had to be written down. It really didnt come from anywhere special, but you know, I need to have SOME fun right?? Anyways, please give me feedback! ja ne!
For Sarah, my Thunder Angel
"If it makes you mad, eat it" Brian Strass
"Eep! What is that thing?!?!?!?" a young child with pink hair yelled half asleep
"Waaaahhhhh! EWhat are we gonna do? Take Rini, not me!"
"Serena! You are the older one! You should have to be the one who has to be eaten"
SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTALS! I AM THE EVIL SAILOR CARROT STICKS!! Bwahahahahahahahha! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
"Uhh, excuse me, but uhm... could you be a little more quiet, I dont want my parents to wake up........" Serena whispered.
" Oh, excuse me. LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
Just then a small purple cat walked groggily into the room" Serena.........trans......form....." she said before falling asleep
"MOON COSMIC DREAM ACTION!" the two heroines yelled as they transformed into Super Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Chibi Moon!
"Oh No! What ever shall I do?!?!?! I am going to lose to a little girl in a skirt?! I dont think so! HAHAHAHHA! EAT CARROTS!"
" NOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO! Not Carrots!" Chibi Moon yelled. They were her least Favorite food! Icky and Orangey and hard and GROSS!
The evil carrots flew and the young and old sailors. They screamed in terror and the monster was struck down by a red rose. This, however, did not stop the carrtos. They went flying down the girls' throats as they tried not to choke.
" How dare you attack my beloved as she sleeps*she needs her beauty sleep* I waswatching you, and I was wondering, how'd you do it?
"What?" Carrot Sticks replied to a man in a dark tuxedo.
"Get her to eat healthy, Ive tried EVERYTHING. I bow to you my almighty master, who can get a woman of her sort to eat carrots! Please accept me as your servant."
Just as these words were spoken, a bright light rushed at the evil Sailor and she let out a final scream , that ended her life. "You are Next, young man! Never, NEVER do that to me again! Come on Chibi Moon! Lets Get Him!" With that, the two senshi chased Tuxedo Kamen and to this day, he wishes that Carrot Sticks had never woken his love from her beauty sleep.
Okay, I know this is kinda weird... but I was bored and I thiught this Idea had to be written down. It really didnt come from anywhere special, but you know, I need to have SOME fun right?? Anyways, please give me feedback! ja ne!
