Ok! All I got to say this is a mix fanfic. It is from Saturday Night Live's act Canteen Boy. I changed it so that Ken Ichijouji is the Canteen Boy (Played by Adam Slander) and Oikawa is Mr. Armstrong the scoutmaster. I did not write the script myself! Also, I altered it because

I had to shift the characters to make it like Digimon.

I did not retain the act. I just know it very well.

Please - - - DO NOT CALL ME A SICK FREAK! THIS IS A JOKE! I AM NOT TRING TO MAKE FUN OF KEN! I AM TRING TO MIX SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH DIGIMON!

Deep in the woods a band of boy scouts were telling scary stories in front of the pyre. Takeru finished his story as ".. Then the monster popped out and bit her head off". All the boy scouts clapped and were scared. Taichi said, "I am ready to tell a scary story". Then Oikawa the scoutmaster said, "Wait! We need Canteen Ken. Where is he anyway?"

They look over and see Canteen Ken, hitting a wooden owl and plunging after. He was doing this in a repetition.

"Canteen Ken, the owl is made of wood", said Yamato.

"Oh! No harm done!" said Canteen Ken clueless and in a dumb tone of voice.

Canteen Ken scurried towards the fire, and sat down next to Daiskue. "Canteen Ken you want to hear a SCARY story?", asked Daiskue the Boy Scout. "All right. Not as long as it is . . . too scary", said Non-hip Ken. Daiskue got ready and screamed "ONCE THERE WAS A STUPID BOY! WITH A STUPID CANTEEN! THEN HE DIED! THE END!". Oikawa told the boys that it was rude to make fun of Canteen Ken because he is dumb. Canteen Ken just sat there smiled, and said, "That was not scary."

It was late at night and Oikawa told all the boys to go back to camp, but not Canteen Ken. Oikawa and Canteen Ken sat down next to eachother and Oikawa moved close the Ken. "All the boys make fun of you? Right sexy Canteen Ken?". Canteen Ken just sat there and smiled. Oikawa moved close to Canteen Ken and started to lick him on the face. Canteen Ken asked Oikawa to stop it. Oikawa said that he needed something to drink and asked Canteen Ken if he wanted moonshine. Canteen Ken just sat and responded "Nah! I like my water out of the old canteen." Canteen Ken suggested that they get into their sleeping bags. As Canteen Ken took out his sleeping bag, Oikawa "spilled" his wine on it. Oikawa said "Oops! I spilled wine on your sleeping bag. I guess you have to share with me!"

Canteen Ken got into the sleeping bag with his scoutmaster. Oikawa was in the sleeping bag and ripped off his shirt, "Oops my shirt fell off!" he said. Then started kissing poor Canteen Ken, who was in fear of his scoutmaster. Then Oikawa said "Let's play truth or dare."

Oikawa suggested that he would go first and said, "I choose truth". Canteen Ken sat there and said "Ok". Oikawa said, "Ya know what I hate? UNDERPANTS!". Then took off his underwear and said "Problem solved". They were under the sleeping bag and Canteen Ken wanted to leave but Oikawa did not let him leave. Then Canteen Ken said, "I think there is a bed bug" in fear. Oikawa said in a deep tone, "I think it is too BIG to be a bed bug!".

"LETS GO BACK TO SAYING IT IS A BED BUG!", said Canteen Ken.

The night's sky turns sunny into daytime. You see Oikawa snuggled next to Canteen Ken. Canteen Ken's face is in shock. Oikawa left and said "Canteen Ken, I am going to get more wine". Canteen Ken got out of the sleeping bag and made a snake call. Canteen Ken ran off and Oikawa came back to the spot. Then Oikawa said "Canteen Ken do you like..?". All the snakes attacked Oikawa and Oikawa stood there happily saying:

"Oh! Canteen Ken! You are so silly!"