Disclaimer: OK, I don't own any anime... even though this doesn't go with just one anime... mainly all animes.... but hey, I don't won it anyway...
OK, even with all their perfect super 2 pound bodies and their perfectness in every way everyone can't be perfect! Even anime girls!! Yes, even those perfect goddesses have troubles of their own! And, since I was bored, I found some of those troubles!
1. You're only 2 dimensions.
2. You can get unusually large objects stuck in your eye. (common, those giant eyes
have GOTTA have a few cats stuck in there!)
3. Dehydrating every time you cry. (I don't know anyone who would be able to
survive those giant rivers of tears... and I literally do mean rivers! have u seen
them cry!?)
3. You get hit repetitively with large/heavy objects and still have perfect skin. (no
bruises or anything! How do they do it?)
4. Live without going to the bathroom. (personally I never saw an anime girl walk
into a bathroom, where does it all go?)
5. All the hot guys are usually gay. (where's the fun in that?)
6. Your best friend is usually head-over-heel in love with you. (scary thought, aint
it?)
7. Your boyfriend usually has a million other crazed girls that would rip you apart
given the chance. (those otaku's are dangerous! ::hides Kaoru's head behind
back:: heh heh, why do those guys have to be so cute?)
8. Your dubbed voice usually sucks!
9. People write you in fanfics where you act like a total moron! (um... heh heh)
10. Have to manage being a magical girl saving the world every night and STILL
keep up that 32 average in school. (once again, how do they do it?)
11. Have to wear giddy little sailor suits as school uniforms. (I would've shot
myself LONG ago!)
12. Can't live without screaming your lungs out every five seconds. (That has to
give you a sore throat sometimes...)
13. Every time you see something weird you have to collapse. (That has to get
annoying or painful after a while!)
14. You have to make your sweat turn into a giant water drop suspended in the air
behind your head. (Ya see, it all fits in with the magical girl routine!)
15. Have to fight giant monsters/dinosaurs everyday and still look good. (all magic!)
16. You're forced to wear very... um... 'revealing' clothes... (eewwww)
So, next time you say to yourself, "Wow, I wish I was an anime girl!" just think of these factors, or call in for um... let's just call it special help. These anime chicks don't got it so easy after-all!
SOOOOO! How was it?? R&R please!!!!!!! oh ya!! and if you have any more ideas tell me!!!! I'll put more up soon!
OK, even with all their perfect super 2 pound bodies and their perfectness in every way everyone can't be perfect! Even anime girls!! Yes, even those perfect goddesses have troubles of their own! And, since I was bored, I found some of those troubles!
1. You're only 2 dimensions.
2. You can get unusually large objects stuck in your eye. (common, those giant eyes
have GOTTA have a few cats stuck in there!)
3. Dehydrating every time you cry. (I don't know anyone who would be able to
survive those giant rivers of tears... and I literally do mean rivers! have u seen
them cry!?)
3. You get hit repetitively with large/heavy objects and still have perfect skin. (no
bruises or anything! How do they do it?)
4. Live without going to the bathroom. (personally I never saw an anime girl walk
into a bathroom, where does it all go?)
5. All the hot guys are usually gay. (where's the fun in that?)
6. Your best friend is usually head-over-heel in love with you. (scary thought, aint
it?)
7. Your boyfriend usually has a million other crazed girls that would rip you apart
given the chance. (those otaku's are dangerous! ::hides Kaoru's head behind
back:: heh heh, why do those guys have to be so cute?)
8. Your dubbed voice usually sucks!
9. People write you in fanfics where you act like a total moron! (um... heh heh)
10. Have to manage being a magical girl saving the world every night and STILL
keep up that 32 average in school. (once again, how do they do it?)
11. Have to wear giddy little sailor suits as school uniforms. (I would've shot
myself LONG ago!)
12. Can't live without screaming your lungs out every five seconds. (That has to
give you a sore throat sometimes...)
13. Every time you see something weird you have to collapse. (That has to get
annoying or painful after a while!)
14. You have to make your sweat turn into a giant water drop suspended in the air
behind your head. (Ya see, it all fits in with the magical girl routine!)
15. Have to fight giant monsters/dinosaurs everyday and still look good. (all magic!)
16. You're forced to wear very... um... 'revealing' clothes... (eewwww)
So, next time you say to yourself, "Wow, I wish I was an anime girl!" just think of these factors, or call in for um... let's just call it special help. These anime chicks don't got it so easy after-all!
SOOOOO! How was it?? R&R please!!!!!!! oh ya!! and if you have any more ideas tell me!!!! I'll put more up soon!
