1 Author's Note: .Just read. I changed some words around.I don't think Zim would need to get himself drunk to do this, I think his own scary little mind could provide enough motivation for this.

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5 Down in the Skool house all the kids were making noise

All the strange young girls and the dumb young boys

When Zimmy busted in, nearly scared 'em half to Maine

Had a rifle in his hands and insane thoughts inside his mind

From his wig to his boots he was covered in ammo

Like a skinny short Irken power-mad Rambo

And he grinned as he said with a twinkle in his eye,

"Hello to you all, now you're all gonna die!"

The day that Zimmy went crazy

The day small Zim went insane

Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the Skool is gone now, he decided to bomb it

All over you'll find pieces of cafeteria vomit

And he tied up his teacher and he held small kids hostage

And he ground up Tae and Aki into human sausage

He got Melvin and Zita with an old German luger

And he tore up poor Keef just like Freddie Krueger

And he took out a flame thrower and barbecued Gretchen

And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"



The day that Zim went crazy

The day that Zim went nuts

Now you can't walk around the schoolyard

Without steppin' in the children's guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Channel 2 news

And helicopters circlin' round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin'

And all the fans are wondering, oh Zimmy, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be a fairly sane guy



Don't fret, Dibby, now Zim's doing time

He won't take over after that crime

C'mon, Dib, don't worry to tears

He'll be out with good behavior in just 700 more years!

But now Carl's in therapy, and Rob is still nervous

And the surviving people got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Jhonen V.'s on the phone every night

With his lawyer, negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' about- the day that Zim went crazy

The day that Zimmy just plain flipped

Broke his back for those dumb Skool kids

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Woo, the day Zimmy went crazy

The day Zim went insane

Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal

Something must have snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped.in his brain