Duo's Highly Dangerous Kawaii-enhancing Chibi-fier
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Duo's braid.but I'm coming! Muahahaha! *brandishes scissors*
(A/N: lots of sweatdropping.)
Ch.2~Chibi Wufei
..."So now, without further ado, I give you Duo's kawaii-enhancing chibi- fier machine!"...
"But, Duo, what does it do?" Quatre asked. Trowa nodded.
Duo replied, "Well, now, then, this little puppy can do zero to seventy in under two seconds and it has an optional attachment that squeezes orange juice!" Everyone sweatdropped. "But really, this is a very dangerous weapon and could cause havoc if it's used in the wrong hands!"
"Guess we'd better take it away from Duo, then," Heero grumbled. All of a sudden, Quatre noticed something was wrong.
"Hey, guys, where do you think Wufei is? Don't you think he'd have found Duo by now and would be strangling him?"
Duo grinned. "Actually, my brilliant strategic mind figured Wuffy would be coming after me, so I set a trap. Which he fell right into, I might add!" Duo threw open the door of the capsule to reveal Wufei hog- tied with a gag in his mouth. He undid the gag and Wufei started yelling.
"MAXWELL! Of all the injustices! Release me from these bonds so I can kill you that much easier!" Duo put the gag back on, and the yelling ceased, although Wufei did start turning a maroon red.
Duo faced the three sane.well, only semi-sane.Gundam pilots and said, "Quite kindly, Wuffy has agreed to be a guinea pig for the first trial run of my invention!" Wufei turned a darker red and glared at Quatre. Quatre sweatdropped and shrugged.
(A/N: Wufei is going to combust soon, if Duo doesn't stop. ^_^)
"And now, the Chibi-fier!" Duo slammed the door closed and threw a lever.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Duo did his best evil scientist (Dr. G) impression. Everyone got big sweatdrops. The machine lit up and made loud clunking noises, but you could hardly hear them over the sound of Wufei screaming. Strangely, though, Wufei's scream kept getting more and more high-pitched.
"I bet it turns him into a girl," Heero offered. Everyone sweatdropped.
Finally the Chibi-fier quieted down and stopped flashing. The door popped open and out stepped.
"Maxwew! You shaw pay for thith! Wook at what your hideouth mathine hath done to me!" Yes, what came out of the machine was not Wufei.it was the absolutely adorable precious huggable squeezable Chibi-Wufei that talks wike thith! Chibi-Wufei was only two and a half feet tall and he was glaring daggers at Duo.
Duo was ecstatic. "It works, it works! Yay yay yay yay yay!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"So, Duo, your machine turns people into SD, miniature versions of their former selves?" Quatre asked.
"Not only that, but it also shrinks their brains, too, so they get really crazy! Cool, huh?" Duo replied.
All this time, Heero was quite easily holding Chibi-Wufei back from killing Duo. Quatre noticed this and quickly suggested they go get some food. Surprisingly, Chibi-Wufei forgot about Duo and raced towards the kitchen.
"So, um, Chibi-Wufei, what would you like to eat?" asked Quatre. Heero got a big chocolate candy bar and started eating it.
"I wants a biiiiiig bowl of strawbewy ithe cweam!!!" shouted Chibi- Wufei. Quatre looked at him strangely. Chibi-Wufei glared and said, "C'mon! I wants my ithe cweam!" Quatre sighed and got out the ice cream. Meanwhile, Heero finished his chocolate bar and went looking for his bag of chocolate gummy bears.
Chibi-Wufei received his ice cream and dug into it. Duo noticed the ice cream and went over to try to steal a taste of it. However, Chibi-Wufei was being quite protective of his precious ice cream.
"Meany Duo! Twying to steal my ithe cweam! Take thith!". And Chibi-Wufei threw the whole bowl of ice cream at Duo.
"YUAAAAGH!!! It's COLD it's COLD it's COLD!!!" Duo jumped around the kitchen, flailing his arms. The strawberry ice cream slid down his head and down the back of his shirt. "YUAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Trowa sighed. "There'll be no stopping them now. I'm going to go stay with Catherine for the weekend." Trowa walked out of the room. By now Duo had somewhat recovered from the ice cream-down-the-shirt and was chasing Chibi Wufei around the kitchen.
"I'll kill you, you monster! No one messes with my hair!"
"Yew can't catch meeee..! Yew can't catch meeee..!"
"RAAAAARGHH!"
"Mister Duo's fathe looks wike a strawbewy, too!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
*POP*
"Huh?"
And there, on the floor, sat a maniacal, enraged non-chibified Wufei.
"Maxwell!"
Duo, realizing the possibilities of becoming lunch meat, opted to beat a hasty retreat. Right into the private drawing room where Quatre kept all his valuable, breakable items. Of course, Wufei followed.
"Maxwell! I'll throw you into that machine and see how you like becoming a weakling two-year old!"
When he entered the room, Wufei found that Duo was nowhere in sight. However, Quatre's expensive 3-D puzzle no longer had a glass case on it and alarms were going off all over the room.
Now, Wufei was an intelligent, above-average person. So when Duo was nowhere to be found and the giant, hollow 3-D puzzle was disturbed, he naturally put the pieces together. Not the puzzle pieces, though. In fact, they came quite apart as Wufei pulled out his gun and shot several rounds into the puzzle.
"Die, Maxwell, die!" "Muahahahaha!!!!"
The rest of the Gundam pilots just looked away from this unusual display of emotion. Then, the 3-D puzzle collapsed completely, revealing the huddled form of Duo, who miraculously escaped injury. Unfortunately, this was not to last.
Until now, Quatre had been trying to avoid getting involved with the rampaging pair. However, when he saw the sacrifice his beloved 3-D puzzle had made, he could not stand it any longer.
"You.you.fiends!!!" The other pilots looked over to the blonde, seeing instead of their pacifistic friend a raving maniac.
"You ruined my dining room, blew up my lab, and now.now, you've even destroyed my puzzle I worked so hard to complete! Get out of my house!!!!"
Duo and Wufei took the cue and quickly left the room. Gathering their belongings, they exited the house and started on down the road.
"So, Wuffie, looks like we'll need to get a hotel!"
"Shut up."
"C'mon, Wuffie."
"Shut up."
"But."
"Shut up."
And they continued fighting as the night grew dimmer, and all through the countryside the mutterings of "Shut up" resounded.
Owari
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Duo's braid.but I'm coming! Muahahaha! *brandishes scissors*
(A/N: lots of sweatdropping.)
Ch.2~Chibi Wufei
..."So now, without further ado, I give you Duo's kawaii-enhancing chibi- fier machine!"...
"But, Duo, what does it do?" Quatre asked. Trowa nodded.
Duo replied, "Well, now, then, this little puppy can do zero to seventy in under two seconds and it has an optional attachment that squeezes orange juice!" Everyone sweatdropped. "But really, this is a very dangerous weapon and could cause havoc if it's used in the wrong hands!"
"Guess we'd better take it away from Duo, then," Heero grumbled. All of a sudden, Quatre noticed something was wrong.
"Hey, guys, where do you think Wufei is? Don't you think he'd have found Duo by now and would be strangling him?"
Duo grinned. "Actually, my brilliant strategic mind figured Wuffy would be coming after me, so I set a trap. Which he fell right into, I might add!" Duo threw open the door of the capsule to reveal Wufei hog- tied with a gag in his mouth. He undid the gag and Wufei started yelling.
"MAXWELL! Of all the injustices! Release me from these bonds so I can kill you that much easier!" Duo put the gag back on, and the yelling ceased, although Wufei did start turning a maroon red.
Duo faced the three sane.well, only semi-sane.Gundam pilots and said, "Quite kindly, Wuffy has agreed to be a guinea pig for the first trial run of my invention!" Wufei turned a darker red and glared at Quatre. Quatre sweatdropped and shrugged.
(A/N: Wufei is going to combust soon, if Duo doesn't stop. ^_^)
"And now, the Chibi-fier!" Duo slammed the door closed and threw a lever.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Duo did his best evil scientist (Dr. G) impression. Everyone got big sweatdrops. The machine lit up and made loud clunking noises, but you could hardly hear them over the sound of Wufei screaming. Strangely, though, Wufei's scream kept getting more and more high-pitched.
"I bet it turns him into a girl," Heero offered. Everyone sweatdropped.
Finally the Chibi-fier quieted down and stopped flashing. The door popped open and out stepped.
"Maxwew! You shaw pay for thith! Wook at what your hideouth mathine hath done to me!" Yes, what came out of the machine was not Wufei.it was the absolutely adorable precious huggable squeezable Chibi-Wufei that talks wike thith! Chibi-Wufei was only two and a half feet tall and he was glaring daggers at Duo.
Duo was ecstatic. "It works, it works! Yay yay yay yay yay!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"So, Duo, your machine turns people into SD, miniature versions of their former selves?" Quatre asked.
"Not only that, but it also shrinks their brains, too, so they get really crazy! Cool, huh?" Duo replied.
All this time, Heero was quite easily holding Chibi-Wufei back from killing Duo. Quatre noticed this and quickly suggested they go get some food. Surprisingly, Chibi-Wufei forgot about Duo and raced towards the kitchen.
"So, um, Chibi-Wufei, what would you like to eat?" asked Quatre. Heero got a big chocolate candy bar and started eating it.
"I wants a biiiiiig bowl of strawbewy ithe cweam!!!" shouted Chibi- Wufei. Quatre looked at him strangely. Chibi-Wufei glared and said, "C'mon! I wants my ithe cweam!" Quatre sighed and got out the ice cream. Meanwhile, Heero finished his chocolate bar and went looking for his bag of chocolate gummy bears.
Chibi-Wufei received his ice cream and dug into it. Duo noticed the ice cream and went over to try to steal a taste of it. However, Chibi-Wufei was being quite protective of his precious ice cream.
"Meany Duo! Twying to steal my ithe cweam! Take thith!". And Chibi-Wufei threw the whole bowl of ice cream at Duo.
"YUAAAAGH!!! It's COLD it's COLD it's COLD!!!" Duo jumped around the kitchen, flailing his arms. The strawberry ice cream slid down his head and down the back of his shirt. "YUAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Trowa sighed. "There'll be no stopping them now. I'm going to go stay with Catherine for the weekend." Trowa walked out of the room. By now Duo had somewhat recovered from the ice cream-down-the-shirt and was chasing Chibi Wufei around the kitchen.
"I'll kill you, you monster! No one messes with my hair!"
"Yew can't catch meeee..! Yew can't catch meeee..!"
"RAAAAARGHH!"
"Mister Duo's fathe looks wike a strawbewy, too!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
*POP*
"Huh?"
And there, on the floor, sat a maniacal, enraged non-chibified Wufei.
"Maxwell!"
Duo, realizing the possibilities of becoming lunch meat, opted to beat a hasty retreat. Right into the private drawing room where Quatre kept all his valuable, breakable items. Of course, Wufei followed.
"Maxwell! I'll throw you into that machine and see how you like becoming a weakling two-year old!"
When he entered the room, Wufei found that Duo was nowhere in sight. However, Quatre's expensive 3-D puzzle no longer had a glass case on it and alarms were going off all over the room.
Now, Wufei was an intelligent, above-average person. So when Duo was nowhere to be found and the giant, hollow 3-D puzzle was disturbed, he naturally put the pieces together. Not the puzzle pieces, though. In fact, they came quite apart as Wufei pulled out his gun and shot several rounds into the puzzle.
"Die, Maxwell, die!" "Muahahahaha!!!!"
The rest of the Gundam pilots just looked away from this unusual display of emotion. Then, the 3-D puzzle collapsed completely, revealing the huddled form of Duo, who miraculously escaped injury. Unfortunately, this was not to last.
Until now, Quatre had been trying to avoid getting involved with the rampaging pair. However, when he saw the sacrifice his beloved 3-D puzzle had made, he could not stand it any longer.
"You.you.fiends!!!" The other pilots looked over to the blonde, seeing instead of their pacifistic friend a raving maniac.
"You ruined my dining room, blew up my lab, and now.now, you've even destroyed my puzzle I worked so hard to complete! Get out of my house!!!!"
Duo and Wufei took the cue and quickly left the room. Gathering their belongings, they exited the house and started on down the road.
"So, Wuffie, looks like we'll need to get a hotel!"
"Shut up."
"C'mon, Wuffie."
"Shut up."
"But."
"Shut up."
And they continued fighting as the night grew dimmer, and all through the countryside the mutterings of "Shut up" resounded.
Owari
