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One sleep deprived author + the Hogwarts gang during fifth year(see?I do NOT have a lolita complex!)+ funny-at-the-time-idea = Absolute chaos...and this dialouge fic!
*portal pops over a rather nicely furnished room,several people shoot out.They being Harry,Hermione,Professor Trelawny,Ron,Draco,and...Lee!?*
Harry:..where are we?
Hermione:Well one minute we-
Draco:Great,stuck with these people....
Lee:Whoa,I'm not even in 2/3 of any of the books and I'm here!
*a mutter of whoops and the portal drags Lee out,Professor Snape pops out instead and lands on his bum*
Snape:@#*@#^&*@^!!!!!!!!!
Harry:Never thought I'd hear a teacher say that....
Ron:Oh noooooo...
Trelawny:I sense a terrible cominggg.....
Hermione:What is it Ron?You know Professor Trelawny is always wrong.
Ron:Its....
Draco:Come out with it weasel!!!
Ron:...Another demented author dialouge fic!!!
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*disembodied author voice*
Disembodied author voice(DAV):Yeeeesss!And I can do anything I damn well pleaseeee!
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DAV:And there's nothing you can do about it!
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DAV:Oh for heavens sake,take a breath before you all pass out!
All:*gasp,hack,cough*
DAV:Nooooww....I can have some fun!
Draco:*silently pleading heavenwards,being that it seems every silly dialouge fic has Draco with leather pants *ohnoohno..not leather pants again...dear god no
DAV:I'll pick on Draco first....being that he is my favorite character...
All except Draco:O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Draco:They love me!They Really Love me!!
DAV:But your still wearing the pants.
Draco:So much for my ever joining the clergy...
Ron:*mutters to Harry*If he's her favorite,why is she picking on him?
DAV:Because,mere mortal,my least favorite characters in the bunch get worse.....much worseeee....MWUAHAHAHAH*hack,cough*HAHAHAH!!!!!
*Everyone looks at each other pointing,well,mostly pointing at snape*
DAV:Now,now...you'll find out soon.....until then...
*the sound of snapping fingers is heard,and Draco is in those pants.Muwah.I am evil*
Hermione:O.o now I can see why these fics always feature him with leather pants!Rrrrow!
Ron and Harry:Hermione!!
Trelawny:I predict he will beeee a hot item when he gets older....
Draco:*blinks a bit and decides 'why waste this?'and struts around singing*I'm too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt
*mob of fangirls appears*
Snape:*drippingly sarcastic*Wow!Let's give a Sybill a round of applause for one
of the few predictions of her's that might happen!
Trelawny:Your just angry that I mis-predicted you winning the muggle lottery last
month.
*The two Professors argue*
Draco:*dancing around amid fangirl catcalls*
DAV:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!Back off girls!My fic!Get away!*sets several Lemures on the fangirls,making them scatter*Oh Damn....
Draco:Damn,I was getting my groove on!
DAV:Oh damn..
All:Eh?
DAV:The fangirls.That means I'm running out of ideas.When the fangirls come,thats bad.Better cut to the chase.
All:YEAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
DAV:That could give me ideas you know.
*utter silence*
DAV:Oh damn,forget it...I have one more idea...
*the snapping sound is heard and snape is suddenly in a flamboyant flamenco dancers outfit,with flaming flamingos and water fountains in the back ground*
Snape:What....the...hell.....it.....THIS!?
All:*burst out laughing*
Harry and Ron:*laughing the loudest*
Snape:Why you....ten point from Gyrffindor!
Harry and Ron:*still continue*
DAV:Points are null and void in here.
Snape:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAV:In these fics.......no one can hear you scream.....oh dear..looks like time is up for now...
All:*cheer*
DAV:that is.....*evil grin*Until I get bored again.....MWUAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!BEWARE PART TWO!!!!
*Everyone screams in terror as they are portaled out*
One sleep deprived author + the Hogwarts gang during fifth year(see?I do NOT have a lolita complex!)+ funny-at-the-time-idea = Absolute chaos...and this dialouge fic!
*portal pops over a rather nicely furnished room,several people shoot out.They being Harry,Hermione,Professor Trelawny,Ron,Draco,and...Lee!?*
Harry:..where are we?
Hermione:Well one minute we-
Draco:Great,stuck with these people....
Lee:Whoa,I'm not even in 2/3 of any of the books and I'm here!
*a mutter of whoops and the portal drags Lee out,Professor Snape pops out instead and lands on his bum*
Snape:@#*@#^&*@^!!!!!!!!!
Harry:Never thought I'd hear a teacher say that....
Ron:Oh noooooo...
Trelawny:I sense a terrible cominggg.....
Hermione:What is it Ron?You know Professor Trelawny is always wrong.
Ron:Its....
Draco:Come out with it weasel!!!
Ron:...Another demented author dialouge fic!!!
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*disembodied author voice*
Disembodied author voice(DAV):Yeeeesss!And I can do anything I damn well pleaseeee!
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DAV:And there's nothing you can do about it!
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DAV:Oh for heavens sake,take a breath before you all pass out!
All:*gasp,hack,cough*
DAV:Nooooww....I can have some fun!
Draco:*silently pleading heavenwards,being that it seems every silly dialouge fic has Draco with leather pants *ohnoohno..not leather pants again...dear god no
DAV:I'll pick on Draco first....being that he is my favorite character...
All except Draco:O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Draco:They love me!They Really Love me!!
DAV:But your still wearing the pants.
Draco:So much for my ever joining the clergy...
Ron:*mutters to Harry*If he's her favorite,why is she picking on him?
DAV:Because,mere mortal,my least favorite characters in the bunch get worse.....much worseeee....MWUAHAHAHAH*hack,cough*HAHAHAH!!!!!
*Everyone looks at each other pointing,well,mostly pointing at snape*
DAV:Now,now...you'll find out soon.....until then...
*the sound of snapping fingers is heard,and Draco is in those pants.Muwah.I am evil*
Hermione:O.o now I can see why these fics always feature him with leather pants!Rrrrow!
Ron and Harry:Hermione!!
Trelawny:I predict he will beeee a hot item when he gets older....
Draco:*blinks a bit and decides 'why waste this?'and struts around singing*I'm too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt
*mob of fangirls appears*
Snape:*drippingly sarcastic*Wow!Let's give a Sybill a round of applause for one
of the few predictions of her's that might happen!
Trelawny:Your just angry that I mis-predicted you winning the muggle lottery last
month.
*The two Professors argue*
Draco:*dancing around amid fangirl catcalls*
DAV:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!Back off girls!My fic!Get away!*sets several Lemures on the fangirls,making them scatter*Oh Damn....
Draco:Damn,I was getting my groove on!
DAV:Oh damn..
All:Eh?
DAV:The fangirls.That means I'm running out of ideas.When the fangirls come,thats bad.Better cut to the chase.
All:YEAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
DAV:That could give me ideas you know.
*utter silence*
DAV:Oh damn,forget it...I have one more idea...
*the snapping sound is heard and snape is suddenly in a flamboyant flamenco dancers outfit,with flaming flamingos and water fountains in the back ground*
Snape:What....the...hell.....it.....THIS!?
All:*burst out laughing*
Harry and Ron:*laughing the loudest*
Snape:Why you....ten point from Gyrffindor!
Harry and Ron:*still continue*
DAV:Points are null and void in here.
Snape:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAV:In these fics.......no one can hear you scream.....oh dear..looks like time is up for now...
All:*cheer*
DAV:that is.....*evil grin*Until I get bored again.....MWUAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!BEWARE PART TWO!!!!
*Everyone screams in terror as they are portaled out*
