Invader Zim: THE DREV SAGA
By Jason a.k.a. The Great Babu
Part 4: Rise of the S.A.U.s
Legal Stuff that no one reads but I have to type it anyway which just wastes time and makes me sad. Such a pissy world.....: Jhonen owns Zim, and I own Drev. I eat tacos and I do things. I don't get paid for this....................BUT I SHOULD!
NOW GAZE UPON THE SPOOTY GOODNESS THAT IS PART 4! I THINK YOU MUST EAT CATS! CATS ARE VITAMINS! Wait.....not they don't. Forget what I said.
(In part 3, Drev got his ass kicked by Gaz because he broke Gaz's Game slave 2, but it didn't matter because she just got out her other GS-2 which was used if the other one broke. Then the kids poked him with stick, OH SUCH POKING THEY DID! We start out on the next day in Ms. Bitter's class. Drev isn't in the class, but Zim and Dib are. Gaz is in another class at Skool also.)
Brian: Where's Drev? I think he should be here.
Zita: Yeah right! He got the poopy poop beaten out of him. Whoever did it.
The Letter M: Yea. Whoever did it has some anger issues.
Melvin: One time I got so angery that I took a wesel and smacked the guy on the head. He then took off his pants and ran around in circles. (The rest of the kids stare at Melvin) What?
(The other kids start chatting. Zim talks to Dib.)
Zim: I don't like you, and you don't like me. I think your head should be used to make pudding that would sell pretty good, but would fail when your head runs out and...
Dib: Shut up. I know all the crap you say. now what do you want?
Zim: Why did you know that Drev is up to something more than just capturing me?
Dib: He's not here to capture you. Just to kill you. He said it in the chat I had with him before he came here. My suspension started yesterday. Why would he want to fight my sister Gaz in the first place? And how and why did he makes that mind controlling object......FROM PARTS OF YOUR DEVICES!?!?
Zim: (hysterical laughter) A human?!? Defeating me?!?!? (More hysterical laughter) THAT'S NONSENSE OF THE NONSENSE KIND! But you do have a good point though. What are you saying anyway?
Dib: That we (groan) work together again............
Zim: What! No! Why? I worked with you before and all this bad shit happens! No way!
Dib: Work with me or I'll tell everyone you're an alien!
Zim: But......you already do that....
Dib: Oh yeah. Well, I'll make a deal. If we join together to find out what Drev is doing and stop him, I'lll..........I'll leave you alone for a week. No spying, no calling you an alien, nothing. Deal?
Zim: DEAL! I need to hear you shut up and a simple task like this is worth it.
(The skool day continues. It ends and Zim, Dib, Gaz get off at the bus stop. I'M BORED GIVE ME CAKE AND OREOS!)
Dib: Hey Gaz! Me and Zim are gonna team up and stop Drev! Care to help us!
Gaz: Hmmmm.......lemmie think....no.
Dib: Aww c'mon Gaz! You kicked his ass once, you can do it again!
Gaz: I did it because he broke my GS-2. Now leave me alone before I stick a nail in your ear. Besides, you can fight him yourself.
Dib: Yeah, that true. I could beat up Zim right now if I wanted to with one punch, but it not the right time to do-
(Zim kicks Dib in the balls, causing Dib to fall over and screaming in pain. Gaz snickers a little.)
Zim: WRONG ANSWER, DIB-STINK! There is never a chance a sack of Earth-flesh could defeat a full blooded Irken warrior in combat!
Gaz: Alright. Shut up. That put me in a good mood so I'll help, but ONLY BY ONE DEAL!
Dib: What.....is......(groan) that?
Gaz: That you leave me alone Dib, for one week after all this crap is over with. No talking to me, no paranoia stuff, no poking, nothing. Got it?
Dib: (gets up, still in pain) All right.....no stuff......now can we just go to Zim's hpuse and make a plan.
Gaz: Alright. Lets go.
Zim: YOU CAN'T GO TO MY HOUSE! THAT'S WHERE MY STUFF IS!
Dib: The more reason to go there! (starts running to Zim's house while Zim chases after Dib)
Gaz: .............morons....(starts walking to Zim's house)
(Dib and Zim are around the corner to the street Zim is at)
Dib: Soon I can see every nook and cranny of your house Zim, and I......I.........WILL DO SOMETHING! (starts laughing)
Zim: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY MISSION I WILL SUCCEED! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS! I WILL (Lets out a blood-curdiling scream) MY HOUSE THING! WHERE IS IT?!?
(The place where Zim's house used to be had a huge gaping hole in the ground, and GIR is standing on the sidewalk, crying, and hugging something)
Dib: Hey! Your house is gone!
Zim: AHH! WHERE DID IT GO! IT WAS HERE! HERE IT WAS! TAKEN FROM ME LIKE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE TAKEN! WHY ME!?!? GIR! WHAT HAPPENED!
GIR: This green spiky hair kid *sniff* said he would take *sniff* the house for *sniff* the answer to all problems in life.......
Zim: DREV! YOU WILL PAY! YOU SHALL FEEL UNREST AS LONG AS I.....wait....what the hell did he trade you?
(GIR shows Zim a cob of buttered corn)
GIR: It's.....*sniff* so beautiful......(begins to sob)
Zim: (Takes the cob of corn, stares at it, cluthes the cob hard, hands start shaking and he starts grinding his teeth, and screams out in anger) COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! (Everyone in a 5 mile radius hears it and birds are startled and start flying out of trees. Hehe a Star Trek reference. I don't know why I did it. I hate Star Trek and I'm not really a nerd or a dork. Oh well. My back hurts.)
Dib: Well Drev has your house and all your alien stuff. How nice.
Zim: Not all! I still have my backpack!
Dib: I don't care about your backpack.
Zim: YOU WILL AND YOU WILL NOW! *activates his spider legs*
Gaz: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP NOW! (Gaz gets evil eyes)
Zim and Dib: Ok....
Dib: We better hurry to Drev's house before he makes something evil!
(Zim grabs GIR and all 4 go to Drev's house. Dib starts banging on the door.)
Dib: LET US IN DREV! WE KNOW YOU HAVE ZIM HOUSE! USING HIS TECHNOLOGY FOR YOU OWN USE!
(Gaz walks to the door and simply opens the door.)
Dib: I could've done that....
Gaz: Dumbass.....
(Zim and the other walk into Drev's house, knowing a huge hole that looks like a tunnel of Irken machinery kinda like what Zim's lab look like in Drev's empty living room.)
Dib: What is........that?!?
Drev: Stuff in there that will kill you and all the other people out there.
(Drev jump out of the hole, wearing some sort of Irken fighting armor.)
Drev: And for some idiotic reason you four came here. It's not like I am suprised because it would make perfect sense and that if for some horrible irony that this is a story written by some loser and the story would suck if it stopped without you all going to my house and people would come and hate that loser story writer. (Hehe. I was about to quit writing this story. Aren't you glad I didn't? Well? ANSWER ME! Oh, need to keep writing this story.)
Zim: What are you up to? And whatever it is YOU WILL NOT WIN! WE WILL STOP YOU!
Drev: You see?!? That's why I'm doing this! I used to be a nice person, was peacful, and happy. Then people started making fun of me more and more and more and increases in the crulity and what did I do to them? NOTHING! FUCK! EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF ME! EVERYONE HATES ME! EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME! (I used to be this paranoid, but don't worry, kiddies, I'm fine, and I was cured by two of my friends! (Hugs his friends Mr. Get-Over-It and Mr. Prozac) I luv you two soooooo much!)
Gaz: Ooookay. So you mean to feel safe you need to eraticate all life on Earth?
Drev: WRONG, BITCH! Not only Earth, but all of the creatures from other planets and things (Gets up in Zim's face) INCLUDING IRK!
Dib: That's your home planet's name? IRK? THAT SOUNDS GAY!
Zim: SILENCE DIB-THING! You think you can out-do an Irken Invader? HA! We are cunning and stuff of sneakys!
Drev: Oh but I am far ahead of you, my friend. As I too have a SIR, or should I say SIRs. (Grins evilily)
Dib: (Snickers) So you have a few idiot robots, so what?
Drev: You are blinded by thinking only one alien's stuff is the same as every other alien. Heh. GIR. So useless, so stupid. I had a feeling..no..a knowing there was something better than this shitty robot. So that's why I hacked into Irken military resources.
Zim: HOW COULD YOU? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ MY WRITINGS! You speak the lies of lima beans!
Drev: It was simple. I am the best hacker on Earth, and I know how to decode any language, but yours was a new challenge. An easy challenge, but a challenge none the less. I just simply used a readable code that translated your language perfectly. After that, I could swim in the knowledge of your stuff. On the plus side, I found blueprints of a SIR model, and with my creative knowledge, I enhanced it.
Zim: You talk too much. Lets us talk so more.
Drev: No. I like talking. Anyway, I think you should meet my little pets.
(Over 50 little SIR-like robots fly out of the hole. They looks like normal SIRs, except their the red parts are browm and have a weapon attacked to their right hands. Some have blades, some have guns, and some have rocket launchers.)
Drev: Meet my babies of Armageddon, these are Standard Anarchy Units, or SAU's, which obey every command are blood-thirsty. What do you think?
Zim: Nifty! Can we watch it?
Drev: Even better! You all get to be killed by them! Whee! Hm.....(points to Zim and the others) KILL THEM!
SAUs: YES MASTER DREV!
Zim: RUN!
(The SAUs fly after them while they run for their lives, they run to Dib's house and they reach the door.)
ZIm: OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
(Dib opens the door and the 4 get in there, closing and locking the door. Outside, the SAUs stand outside Dib's house, waiting to strike.)
Gaz: Nice.......just fucking nice. Think of something while I play video games.
Zim: WE ARE GONNA DIE! I must make plan to distract them! (Zim looks at GIR who is stuffing Diet Poop in his head.) IDEA!
(Grabs GIR by the head and throws him out the window into the street. GIR gets up and looks around noticing all the SAUs are staring at him.)
GIR: (starts flapping his hands insanly) WHO LIKES PICKLES!
(The SAUs fly at GIR and to mean things to him. Smacking, blasting, slicing, and other bad things they would make you cry because poor GIR is getting his ass kicked. Parts of GIR are everywhere and the only untouched part is his head which flies into the window of Dib's house. Zim grabs GIR's deactivated head.)
Zim: GIR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Drev: (Comes out and walks next to his SAUs) I told you he was useless! Now it seems that he is dead and....um......stuff. Well, I'm getting bored, I'll just wait here for you two to surrender. Say SAUs!
SAUs: YES, MASTER DREV?
Drev: Go fly around and kill ppl. And have some fun with it. Go now.
SAUs: YES MASTER DREV!
Dib: Oh God, now what do we do?
Zim: (stares at Gaz) Wanna play video games?
Dib: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? DREV IS TRYING TO KILL ALL LIFE AND YOU WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? Ok, but just for a little while.
(Drev sits in front of Dib's house, waiting for them to be ready. Meanwhile inside Dib's house, lies GIR's head. The head seems deativated until the antenna starts to blink light blue a little.)
Part 5: GIR's Dream. Coming soon.......
Man, I smell funny. Wanna smell me?
By Jason a.k.a. The Great Babu
Part 4: Rise of the S.A.U.s
Legal Stuff that no one reads but I have to type it anyway which just wastes time and makes me sad. Such a pissy world.....: Jhonen owns Zim, and I own Drev. I eat tacos and I do things. I don't get paid for this....................BUT I SHOULD!
NOW GAZE UPON THE SPOOTY GOODNESS THAT IS PART 4! I THINK YOU MUST EAT CATS! CATS ARE VITAMINS! Wait.....not they don't. Forget what I said.
(In part 3, Drev got his ass kicked by Gaz because he broke Gaz's Game slave 2, but it didn't matter because she just got out her other GS-2 which was used if the other one broke. Then the kids poked him with stick, OH SUCH POKING THEY DID! We start out on the next day in Ms. Bitter's class. Drev isn't in the class, but Zim and Dib are. Gaz is in another class at Skool also.)
Brian: Where's Drev? I think he should be here.
Zita: Yeah right! He got the poopy poop beaten out of him. Whoever did it.
The Letter M: Yea. Whoever did it has some anger issues.
Melvin: One time I got so angery that I took a wesel and smacked the guy on the head. He then took off his pants and ran around in circles. (The rest of the kids stare at Melvin) What?
(The other kids start chatting. Zim talks to Dib.)
Zim: I don't like you, and you don't like me. I think your head should be used to make pudding that would sell pretty good, but would fail when your head runs out and...
Dib: Shut up. I know all the crap you say. now what do you want?
Zim: Why did you know that Drev is up to something more than just capturing me?
Dib: He's not here to capture you. Just to kill you. He said it in the chat I had with him before he came here. My suspension started yesterday. Why would he want to fight my sister Gaz in the first place? And how and why did he makes that mind controlling object......FROM PARTS OF YOUR DEVICES!?!?
Zim: (hysterical laughter) A human?!? Defeating me?!?!? (More hysterical laughter) THAT'S NONSENSE OF THE NONSENSE KIND! But you do have a good point though. What are you saying anyway?
Dib: That we (groan) work together again............
Zim: What! No! Why? I worked with you before and all this bad shit happens! No way!
Dib: Work with me or I'll tell everyone you're an alien!
Zim: But......you already do that....
Dib: Oh yeah. Well, I'll make a deal. If we join together to find out what Drev is doing and stop him, I'lll..........I'll leave you alone for a week. No spying, no calling you an alien, nothing. Deal?
Zim: DEAL! I need to hear you shut up and a simple task like this is worth it.
(The skool day continues. It ends and Zim, Dib, Gaz get off at the bus stop. I'M BORED GIVE ME CAKE AND OREOS!)
Dib: Hey Gaz! Me and Zim are gonna team up and stop Drev! Care to help us!
Gaz: Hmmmm.......lemmie think....no.
Dib: Aww c'mon Gaz! You kicked his ass once, you can do it again!
Gaz: I did it because he broke my GS-2. Now leave me alone before I stick a nail in your ear. Besides, you can fight him yourself.
Dib: Yeah, that true. I could beat up Zim right now if I wanted to with one punch, but it not the right time to do-
(Zim kicks Dib in the balls, causing Dib to fall over and screaming in pain. Gaz snickers a little.)
Zim: WRONG ANSWER, DIB-STINK! There is never a chance a sack of Earth-flesh could defeat a full blooded Irken warrior in combat!
Gaz: Alright. Shut up. That put me in a good mood so I'll help, but ONLY BY ONE DEAL!
Dib: What.....is......(groan) that?
Gaz: That you leave me alone Dib, for one week after all this crap is over with. No talking to me, no paranoia stuff, no poking, nothing. Got it?
Dib: (gets up, still in pain) All right.....no stuff......now can we just go to Zim's hpuse and make a plan.
Gaz: Alright. Lets go.
Zim: YOU CAN'T GO TO MY HOUSE! THAT'S WHERE MY STUFF IS!
Dib: The more reason to go there! (starts running to Zim's house while Zim chases after Dib)
Gaz: .............morons....(starts walking to Zim's house)
(Dib and Zim are around the corner to the street Zim is at)
Dib: Soon I can see every nook and cranny of your house Zim, and I......I.........WILL DO SOMETHING! (starts laughing)
Zim: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY MISSION I WILL SUCCEED! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS! I WILL (Lets out a blood-curdiling scream) MY HOUSE THING! WHERE IS IT?!?
(The place where Zim's house used to be had a huge gaping hole in the ground, and GIR is standing on the sidewalk, crying, and hugging something)
Dib: Hey! Your house is gone!
Zim: AHH! WHERE DID IT GO! IT WAS HERE! HERE IT WAS! TAKEN FROM ME LIKE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE TAKEN! WHY ME!?!? GIR! WHAT HAPPENED!
GIR: This green spiky hair kid *sniff* said he would take *sniff* the house for *sniff* the answer to all problems in life.......
Zim: DREV! YOU WILL PAY! YOU SHALL FEEL UNREST AS LONG AS I.....wait....what the hell did he trade you?
(GIR shows Zim a cob of buttered corn)
GIR: It's.....*sniff* so beautiful......(begins to sob)
Zim: (Takes the cob of corn, stares at it, cluthes the cob hard, hands start shaking and he starts grinding his teeth, and screams out in anger) COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! (Everyone in a 5 mile radius hears it and birds are startled and start flying out of trees. Hehe a Star Trek reference. I don't know why I did it. I hate Star Trek and I'm not really a nerd or a dork. Oh well. My back hurts.)
Dib: Well Drev has your house and all your alien stuff. How nice.
Zim: Not all! I still have my backpack!
Dib: I don't care about your backpack.
Zim: YOU WILL AND YOU WILL NOW! *activates his spider legs*
Gaz: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP NOW! (Gaz gets evil eyes)
Zim and Dib: Ok....
Dib: We better hurry to Drev's house before he makes something evil!
(Zim grabs GIR and all 4 go to Drev's house. Dib starts banging on the door.)
Dib: LET US IN DREV! WE KNOW YOU HAVE ZIM HOUSE! USING HIS TECHNOLOGY FOR YOU OWN USE!
(Gaz walks to the door and simply opens the door.)
Dib: I could've done that....
Gaz: Dumbass.....
(Zim and the other walk into Drev's house, knowing a huge hole that looks like a tunnel of Irken machinery kinda like what Zim's lab look like in Drev's empty living room.)
Dib: What is........that?!?
Drev: Stuff in there that will kill you and all the other people out there.
(Drev jump out of the hole, wearing some sort of Irken fighting armor.)
Drev: And for some idiotic reason you four came here. It's not like I am suprised because it would make perfect sense and that if for some horrible irony that this is a story written by some loser and the story would suck if it stopped without you all going to my house and people would come and hate that loser story writer. (Hehe. I was about to quit writing this story. Aren't you glad I didn't? Well? ANSWER ME! Oh, need to keep writing this story.)
Zim: What are you up to? And whatever it is YOU WILL NOT WIN! WE WILL STOP YOU!
Drev: You see?!? That's why I'm doing this! I used to be a nice person, was peacful, and happy. Then people started making fun of me more and more and more and increases in the crulity and what did I do to them? NOTHING! FUCK! EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF ME! EVERYONE HATES ME! EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME! (I used to be this paranoid, but don't worry, kiddies, I'm fine, and I was cured by two of my friends! (Hugs his friends Mr. Get-Over-It and Mr. Prozac) I luv you two soooooo much!)
Gaz: Ooookay. So you mean to feel safe you need to eraticate all life on Earth?
Drev: WRONG, BITCH! Not only Earth, but all of the creatures from other planets and things (Gets up in Zim's face) INCLUDING IRK!
Dib: That's your home planet's name? IRK? THAT SOUNDS GAY!
Zim: SILENCE DIB-THING! You think you can out-do an Irken Invader? HA! We are cunning and stuff of sneakys!
Drev: Oh but I am far ahead of you, my friend. As I too have a SIR, or should I say SIRs. (Grins evilily)
Dib: (Snickers) So you have a few idiot robots, so what?
Drev: You are blinded by thinking only one alien's stuff is the same as every other alien. Heh. GIR. So useless, so stupid. I had a feeling..no..a knowing there was something better than this shitty robot. So that's why I hacked into Irken military resources.
Zim: HOW COULD YOU? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ MY WRITINGS! You speak the lies of lima beans!
Drev: It was simple. I am the best hacker on Earth, and I know how to decode any language, but yours was a new challenge. An easy challenge, but a challenge none the less. I just simply used a readable code that translated your language perfectly. After that, I could swim in the knowledge of your stuff. On the plus side, I found blueprints of a SIR model, and with my creative knowledge, I enhanced it.
Zim: You talk too much. Lets us talk so more.
Drev: No. I like talking. Anyway, I think you should meet my little pets.
(Over 50 little SIR-like robots fly out of the hole. They looks like normal SIRs, except their the red parts are browm and have a weapon attacked to their right hands. Some have blades, some have guns, and some have rocket launchers.)
Drev: Meet my babies of Armageddon, these are Standard Anarchy Units, or SAU's, which obey every command are blood-thirsty. What do you think?
Zim: Nifty! Can we watch it?
Drev: Even better! You all get to be killed by them! Whee! Hm.....(points to Zim and the others) KILL THEM!
SAUs: YES MASTER DREV!
Zim: RUN!
(The SAUs fly after them while they run for their lives, they run to Dib's house and they reach the door.)
ZIm: OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
(Dib opens the door and the 4 get in there, closing and locking the door. Outside, the SAUs stand outside Dib's house, waiting to strike.)
Gaz: Nice.......just fucking nice. Think of something while I play video games.
Zim: WE ARE GONNA DIE! I must make plan to distract them! (Zim looks at GIR who is stuffing Diet Poop in his head.) IDEA!
(Grabs GIR by the head and throws him out the window into the street. GIR gets up and looks around noticing all the SAUs are staring at him.)
GIR: (starts flapping his hands insanly) WHO LIKES PICKLES!
(The SAUs fly at GIR and to mean things to him. Smacking, blasting, slicing, and other bad things they would make you cry because poor GIR is getting his ass kicked. Parts of GIR are everywhere and the only untouched part is his head which flies into the window of Dib's house. Zim grabs GIR's deactivated head.)
Zim: GIR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Drev: (Comes out and walks next to his SAUs) I told you he was useless! Now it seems that he is dead and....um......stuff. Well, I'm getting bored, I'll just wait here for you two to surrender. Say SAUs!
SAUs: YES, MASTER DREV?
Drev: Go fly around and kill ppl. And have some fun with it. Go now.
SAUs: YES MASTER DREV!
Dib: Oh God, now what do we do?
Zim: (stares at Gaz) Wanna play video games?
Dib: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? DREV IS TRYING TO KILL ALL LIFE AND YOU WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? Ok, but just for a little while.
(Drev sits in front of Dib's house, waiting for them to be ready. Meanwhile inside Dib's house, lies GIR's head. The head seems deativated until the antenna starts to blink light blue a little.)
Part 5: GIR's Dream. Coming soon.......
Man, I smell funny. Wanna smell me?
