Anime/Rpg

Party part 1

Cloud: what should we do with the body of Mr. T

Barret: Let's throw him in the river!

Cloud: I think not.

Barret: well you get a better idea

Cloud: I will think of something

2 hours pass and flies are swarming Mr. T's body

Cloud: I got it!

Barret: What?

Cloud: No wait I forgot

Barret: Dumb ass

Cloud: lets ask the author!

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Cloud: I said lets ask the author

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Cloud: I said lets fucking ask the fucking author

Author: sorry

Author: I was watching an anime

Barret: Hey author I'm going to call you Lil Biotch from now on

Lil Biotch: Not if you want to stay alive!

Barret: Okay sorry.....

Lil Biotch: Lets take a poll

Lil Biotch: The choices are

a. eat him

b. cut him into pieces and throw him in the lake

c. put him in the linen closet

d. hang him on a pole

or e. make him disappear

Author: lets ask 5 random anime or game characters

Mario: I likea the Eata Man idea

Author: Rriigghhttt

Samus: Hang him on a pole

Goku: I can make him disappear

Vegeta: Let Kakarot make him disappear

Kirby: Yum Yum eat!

Author: okay we have 2 eats 2 disappears and 1 hanging

Author: I guess its a tie

Author: I will be the tiebreaker

Author: Disappear

Mario: Damna youa isa eatcha fuckinga soula

Kirby: Brains Brains!!!!

Barret: NOOOO!

Barret shoots a big beam out of his cannon and it hits Kirby

Kirby: AHHHHHHH!!!

Kirby is blown up like a Balloon

Cloud: You dirty Italian prick!!!
Cloud then un holsters his sword and Omni-Slashes Mario

Mario: Owowowowowowow!!! I'lla bea backa youa pointya haireda Fucka

Author: thanks Barret and Cloud

Cloud: your welcome

Author: Is there anything i can do for you?

Cloud: (whispers into authors ear)

Author: Good Idea!

Barret: What?

Cloud: You'll find out next chapter

Barret: Fuck that fucking shit!

Mwahahahahaha next ep is the beginning of the party! email me feedback at Loachu@aol.com