Surprise in the Mail

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters and I am not making any profit what so ever so, this is just for fun.

Thank you's: I would like to thank my little sister for helping me write this story. We both worked on it together. I'd also like to thank Skippy for the idea of the use of the name Bun Bun. It's late at night as I'm writing this so if it doesn't make sense, well you know...plus this is the first thing I've written. Yeah, I know it's pretty bad, but at the moment I find it funny.



One spring day Sephiroth was quietly resting. He was glad to have some Sephy time to his self; he really had been missing that "me" time. Now that he had come back from the Lifestream and decided to not hold grudges against Avalanche. He was really enjoying sitting on his butt eating cookies. He closed his eyes and began to drift off into sleepy land. "Chocolate chip cookies.mmmmmmmmmhhh.mmm."he began to mumble in his sleepy state. Scratch, scratch, scratch.the annoying sound woke him up with a jolt. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he screamed as he ran around in circles. He grabbed his massive sword and headed toward the door in a fury. He thrust it open and began slashing at whatever lay at the other side. He finally stopped long enough to look down at what was causing his lack of sleep. It was a package.

"OOOOOHHHHH..cookies I bet!" He began to rip the package open when a thought occurred to him. "Cookies don't make scratching noises!!" he said aloud. "Or do they? Maybe it's a new type of cookie with sound effects! Or Cloud could have sent me a cookie bomb..nah, I think we're cool now..or are we.hmmmmm??" Sephy couldn't resist the temptation any longer. There just might be a cookie in the package so he had to open it. He ripped open the package only to find the cutest, fuzziest, bunny he had ever set eyes on. And it was pink!!! How adorable! "Wahoo hoo.it's the second best thing to a cookie! I have a new friend and maybe this is even better than a cookie. I just want to hold him and cuddle him and squeeze him all over! I'll name you Bun Bun!" He bent down to touch the silky, fluffiness of its pale pink coat. He got closer and saw there was foam coming out of its mouth. "It must be hungry," he thought. It's drooling cause it has been in that package without food. He went inside and was about to get some cookies when it occurred to him that you shouldn't waste cookies on a bunny, even if it is all pink, fluffy, and so cuddly. So, he pulled out some crackers. He reached his arm toward the cabinet and glanced down. He then noticed something pink and fuzzy on his arm. "Oh my! I need to shave!" he thought. "But, since when is my hair pink?"

"Grrrrrrr!!!" He heard coming from his pink fuzzy spot. It was the bunny! "Oh you must be really hungry! I'm sorry I kept you waiting out there. How inconsiderate of me! Please, come inside.oh wait.you are inside and you're on my arm." Sephy took a cracker out of the Keebler box. He then noticed the bunny's mouth was attached and it was impossible to insert the cracker into Bun Bun's mouth. "ARRRAHHHH!!!" he screamed like a 8 year old girl. "I'd better call someone to get this thing off of me..it doesn't match my pants! This is a disaster! I know! I can call those Keebler Elves who make the crackers! They surely will know how to get him off or her or whatever off of me. At the same time they can feed it a cracker. Hey, I think they make cookies too! Maybe they'll send me cookies! Then both Bun Bun and me will be happy.

Sephiroth searched the cracker box for the Elve's phone number, and found a number which said customer service. "I've never heard of an elf called customer service, but hey he's the only one who left a number on my box." Sephy said to himself. He picked up the phone with his free arm and dialed. "Welcome to Keebler customer service. Please press one if you would like to know about our snack product lines. Press two if you are would like to give compliments on our products. Press three if you would like to file a complaint. Press four if.." And on and on and on it went. Sephy stayed on the phone for over an hour with those same three choices rotating around and around. "When are they going to give the one about bunnies and crackers?" Sephy asked himself and Bun Bun. Finally he hangs up the phone, disgusted that there is not a number for bunny problems.

After another hour or so, Bun Bun finally decided to detach himself from Sephiroth's arm. "Now I can give you a cracker!" Sephiroth exclaimed. He reached for the box and shoved a cracker into Bun Bun's mouth. Bun Bun liked the cracker, but he also liked Sephy's arm and bit down on that too. "What is your problem??? Oh, I get it..you're mad cause you didn't get a cookie. I don't really like crackers that much at all either. I'm sorry I tried to trick you. Okay, you can have a cookie now." Sephy reached into the sacred cookie jar and pulled out the mother of all cookies, the great, one and only chocolate chip cookie. He put it in front of Bun Bun, or at least he thought he did and he noticed Bun Bun had disappeared! Where had the cuddly ball of fluff gone to?

* Where did Bun Bun go? Will Sephiroth ever find Bun Bun again? Does he even want to find Bun Bun? Do you want him to find Bun Bun? Find out in the next chapter if I feel like writing it. It's late at night and don't know what I'm thinking as I wrote this. Hopefully the next chapter will be longer too.*