Thursday-July 5-Simulation-Comerica Park-Detroit-Michigan
The Rock- Universal Wrestling Federation Champion
The Undertaker- Blockbuster Champion
Tajiri- Submission Champion
Matt Hardy- Shortweight Champion
Lita- Woman Champion
Edge and Christian- Tag Team Champions
Test- Hardcore Champion
The Animal- Commissioner
Matches
Private Pyro vs. Boarder
Rage vs. Metal Gear Solid
Edge/Christian/Kurt Angle vs. Bradshaw/Faarooq/Tajiri- Tag Titles and Submission Title
The Animal/Ricochet vs. Albert/Crawford
The Rock vs. Toughman- Universal Wrestling Federation Title
Eric Byrne- Welcome to Simulation. We are once again live in Detroit. I'm Eric Byrne along side Billy Ballard.
Billy Ballard- What a night it will be and what a night it was Monday.
EB- Why don't we take a moment to relive the events of the first ever Projection.
(TAPE FROM PROJECTION
Mason Heidger- The Rock just gave Zack Hinspeter a rock bottom.
MH- Wait a minute. It's The Animal. The Animal is attacking The Rock.
MH- The Animal just won his match for commissioner.
The Animal- Rock, I'm going to embarrass you. Tonight, you are going to defend your title against, Mason Heidger.
Eric Byrne- Ricochet has the referee distracted. The Animal's in the ring. He's attacking The Rock.
Evan Crawford- Animal Claw!
EB- Mason has a cover. WAIT! It's X-PAC. The referee is holding X-PAC back.
EC- It's Albert. He came from the crowd. Baldo Bomb.
EB- Albert just laid The Rock on Mason.
EC- It's all over. The Rock just retained the UWF title.)
EB- The Animal did not have as good of a night as he wanted. Tonight he has a chance to get revenge as he and Ricochet take on Albert and Crawford.
BB- Eric, The Animal did have a good night. He defeated Albert to become commissioner and he assigned The Rock to a title match against Mason Heidger, which he would have won if Albert didn't have and attitude problem.
EB- What attitude problem? Albert just wanted to get revenge from The Animal.
BB- It doesn't matter. He screwed mason and that's that.
EB- Attitude problem or not we will see it settled tonight. But first, here comes Rage to start us off.
Rage- Hello Detroit. It has been two days since The Animal became commissioner. Over the week, The Animal has been trying to decide who The Rock will lose his title to tonight. In those two days my name was brought up once. It was brought up as an opponent for Metal Gear Solid. So instead of defending his title against me, he gets to face Toughman. What kind of name is that? I can just here it now, "Here is your winner, and new Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, Toughman the Pussy." And while Pansyman is facing The Rock, I have to face Metal Gear Solid. He got his name from a videogame. Why "Metal Gear Solid"? Why not "Twisted Metal", "Grand Turismo", or if you want to sound really tough you could use "Pokemon". Metal Gear Solid, your name makes the Detroit Tigers look like playoff contenders. (Note from author: Don't think I don't like the Tigers. I am from Michigan and one of these years they will do well.)
EB- Shut up.
R- This only leads to one thing though. Tonight, when I am in the ring beating down Metal Gear Solid, The Animal will...
(Metal Gear Solid's music hits.)
BB- Here comes Metal Gear Solid.
EB- It's about time.
Metal Gear Solid- What are you talking about? You're out here talking crab about are names. What about your name? Rage. You have rage because you want a title match, you have rage because you want a match, or is it, you have rage because you can't win a match. That's it isn't it?
R- No. No that's not it. Tonight I'm going to beat you.
MGS- The only way you're going to beat me is by cheating. But if you want me, I'm all yours.
EB- Metal Gear Solid just laid down the law.
COMMERCIAL
Triple H- Oh man. That was bad.
(Rage knocks on the door.)
TH- Come in.
R- Hey.
TH- What are you doing here?
R- I need to talk to you and the Dudleys. Can you meet me in the ring before my match?
TH- Sure.
EB- I wonder what that's all about.
BB- Who knows. This next match should be an easy decision. Private Pyro is on his way to the ring. What he lacks in experience he gains in weight and size. That will help him in this match.
EB- I'm not quite sure why The Animal assigned this match. Boarder weighs 208 pounds while Private Pyro weighs 384 pounds.
BB- It's to late to turn back now because this match is underway.
MATCH
EB- The referee is knocked out and Boarder is bringing in his trademark skateboard. Ooh. Boarder just hit Private Pyro in the head with a skateboard.
BB- Private Pyro is in big trouble now.
EB- Now Boarder is going to the top rope.
Both- TOP ROPE OLLEY!
EB- Boarder has a cover.
BB- 1-2-3. Boarder scores an upset victory.
R- Hey Animal. Tonight do you think you could make my match tonight a hardcore match?
TA- No way! After the way you talked about my choice for the new Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, you're lucky I don't make it a handicap match. Now if you'll excuse me I have a tag team match against Albert and Crawford to prepare for.
COMMERCIAL
EB- Welcome back. Moments ago The Animal denied Rage his request for a hardcore match. So this match will remain a normal match.
BB- That's actually a good thing for Rage. I've seen Metal Gear Solid in hardcore matches before and he's dangerous.
EB- Metal Gear Solid is in the ring and Rage is wasting no time getting ringside.
BB- Rage is getting a microphone.
R- Before I whip you into downtown Detroit, allow me to speak with somebody. Triple H and the Dudleys, please get out here.
EB- Earlier Rage told Triple H he wanted to talk to him and now he's calling him out.
BB- Not only is he calling out Triple H, but he's calling out the Dudleys also and they're coming out.
R- Ever since Monday night I have received nothing but disrespect. And so have you. Bubba Ray and D-Von, you should be tag team champions. Let's face it you got screwed not The APA. And Triple H, your name was just brought up in people to sign into the federation. So why don't we join and new group. We'll call it Rage Against the System. Are goal will be to stop the Universal Wrestling Federation Officials from getting what they want. We will take over the Universal Wrestling Federation. How about it?
TH- I'm in.
Dudleys- We're in too.
EB- What do they think they're doing?
BB- They're starting a group so powerful that they could take over, duh.
R- We're going to start this run with a win over you.
MATCH
EB- Triple H has the referee distracted. The Dudleys are in the ring. They're setting up for the 3-D.
BB- They stopped. They're calling for someone. I don't think the man they wanted is the man they're getting. The Animal's on the ramp. He's coming down with a chair.
EB- The referee is back in the ring and yelling at the Dudleys. The group that Rage is masterminding may not have been a good idea as The Animal is on his way to the ring.
BB- The referee has his back turned once again so it's a perfect time for the Universal Wrestling Federation Commissioner to strike. He's staring into the eyes of Rage, chair in hand.
EB- NO! The Animal just hit Metal Gear Solid with a chair.
BB- There's the cover. 1-2-3. It's over.
EB- The Animal just screwed Metal Gear Solid.
COMMERCIAL
MGS- What were you doing out there Animal?
TA- Sorry about that man. I thought you were Triple H. To make it up to you, I'll give you a rematch on Projection.
MGS- Fine, but Monday, do me a favor and stay back here.
EB- Welcome back. All week people have been waiting for this next match. The APA are on their way to the ring for the first ever Tag Team Table Elimination Match.
BB- The APA are teaming up with Tajiri to take on Kurt Angle, Edge, and Christian. This match is for the tag team championships and the submission title.
EB- Tajiri is in the ring and now Edge, Christian, and Angle are wasting no time getting to the ring.
MATCH
EB- Edge and Tajiri are in the ring. There's a table on it's side in the corner.
BB- Tajiri needs to watch out. Edge just hit Tajiri with a suplex.
EB- Tajiri is getting up.
BB- SPEAR!
EB- Edge speared Tajiri through the table.
MATCH
EB- Now Kurt Angle is in the ring with Faarooq.
BB- Kurt has Faarooq. Belly to belly suplex through a table.
EB- It's three on one. Bradshaw is cleaning house. He just tossed Christian out of the ring through a table. Now he has Kurt Angle. Powerbomb through a table.
BB- It's down to Edge and Bradshaw.
MATCH
BB- Edge is down.
EB- Bradshaw is ready for Edge. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Faarooq and Bradshaw are new tag champions and Tajiri keeps the submission title.
COMMERCIAL
Evan Crawford- Animal, what were you thinking, hitting Metal Gear Solid with a chair.
TA- It's like I said earlier, I thought he was Triple H.
EC- So will you be out there to help Metal Gear Solid on Monday?
TA- I'm good friends with Metal Gear Solid, but he wants me to stay back. I respect that, buy we'll just have to see.
EB- Welcome back. Moment's ago The APA became tag team champions and it has been announced that the Dudley Boys will take them on Monday.
BB- That will be a big match. The Dudleys are a good tag team. It's unfortunate they are in Rage Against the System.
EB- This is another important match. Albert screwed Mason Heidger out of the Universal Wrestling Federation Title, just because he lost his match against The Animal. Now Albert and Crawford will take on The Animal and Ricochet.
BB- Well, Albert and Crawford are in the ring and here come The Animal and Ricochet.
MATCH
EB- Baldo Bomb. 1-2-3.
BB- X-FACTOR finally getting a win.
EB- Coming up next, it's The Rock vs. Toughman for the UWF Title.
COMMERCIAL
TA- You know what to do right?
EB- What's this? The Animal's talking to Rage.
R- Of course. It'll be done.
TA- OK, hurry.
EB- Whatever that was, hopefully we'll find out soon.
BB- I don't like the sound of that. The Rock is on his way out to the ring, but he better watch his back.
EB- Here comes the rookie Toughman. Now this match is underway.
MATCH
EB- Here comes Rage with The Animal, Ricochet, Zack Hinspeter, and Rage Against the System. They're attacking The Rock.
BB- Wait a minute. Now they're helping The Rock.
EB- ANIMAL CLAW! Animal claw to Toughman.
BB- Rock has a cover. 1-2-3.
EB- The Animal helped Rock and now has a microphone.
TA- Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the new Rage Against the System. The creator, Rage, the next Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, Triple H, the next tag team champions, Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley, my brother and the next Universal Wrestling Federation Shortweight Champion, Ricochet, the owner, Zack Hinspeter, and the UWF Commissioner, me.
BB- Where are you going? Eric's in the ring.
EB- Are you serious?
ZH- Hell yeah.
EB- Well then, prepare to get your ass kicked.
BB- Eric hit Zack. Rage Against the System is attacking Eric. This is wrong!
The Rock- Universal Wrestling Federation Champion
The Undertaker- Blockbuster Champion
Tajiri- Submission Champion
Matt Hardy- Shortweight Champion
Lita- Woman Champion
Edge and Christian- Tag Team Champions
Test- Hardcore Champion
The Animal- Commissioner
Matches
Private Pyro vs. Boarder
Rage vs. Metal Gear Solid
Edge/Christian/Kurt Angle vs. Bradshaw/Faarooq/Tajiri- Tag Titles and Submission Title
The Animal/Ricochet vs. Albert/Crawford
The Rock vs. Toughman- Universal Wrestling Federation Title
Eric Byrne- Welcome to Simulation. We are once again live in Detroit. I'm Eric Byrne along side Billy Ballard.
Billy Ballard- What a night it will be and what a night it was Monday.
EB- Why don't we take a moment to relive the events of the first ever Projection.
(TAPE FROM PROJECTION
Mason Heidger- The Rock just gave Zack Hinspeter a rock bottom.
MH- Wait a minute. It's The Animal. The Animal is attacking The Rock.
MH- The Animal just won his match for commissioner.
The Animal- Rock, I'm going to embarrass you. Tonight, you are going to defend your title against, Mason Heidger.
Eric Byrne- Ricochet has the referee distracted. The Animal's in the ring. He's attacking The Rock.
Evan Crawford- Animal Claw!
EB- Mason has a cover. WAIT! It's X-PAC. The referee is holding X-PAC back.
EC- It's Albert. He came from the crowd. Baldo Bomb.
EB- Albert just laid The Rock on Mason.
EC- It's all over. The Rock just retained the UWF title.)
EB- The Animal did not have as good of a night as he wanted. Tonight he has a chance to get revenge as he and Ricochet take on Albert and Crawford.
BB- Eric, The Animal did have a good night. He defeated Albert to become commissioner and he assigned The Rock to a title match against Mason Heidger, which he would have won if Albert didn't have and attitude problem.
EB- What attitude problem? Albert just wanted to get revenge from The Animal.
BB- It doesn't matter. He screwed mason and that's that.
EB- Attitude problem or not we will see it settled tonight. But first, here comes Rage to start us off.
Rage- Hello Detroit. It has been two days since The Animal became commissioner. Over the week, The Animal has been trying to decide who The Rock will lose his title to tonight. In those two days my name was brought up once. It was brought up as an opponent for Metal Gear Solid. So instead of defending his title against me, he gets to face Toughman. What kind of name is that? I can just here it now, "Here is your winner, and new Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, Toughman the Pussy." And while Pansyman is facing The Rock, I have to face Metal Gear Solid. He got his name from a videogame. Why "Metal Gear Solid"? Why not "Twisted Metal", "Grand Turismo", or if you want to sound really tough you could use "Pokemon". Metal Gear Solid, your name makes the Detroit Tigers look like playoff contenders. (Note from author: Don't think I don't like the Tigers. I am from Michigan and one of these years they will do well.)
EB- Shut up.
R- This only leads to one thing though. Tonight, when I am in the ring beating down Metal Gear Solid, The Animal will...
(Metal Gear Solid's music hits.)
BB- Here comes Metal Gear Solid.
EB- It's about time.
Metal Gear Solid- What are you talking about? You're out here talking crab about are names. What about your name? Rage. You have rage because you want a title match, you have rage because you want a match, or is it, you have rage because you can't win a match. That's it isn't it?
R- No. No that's not it. Tonight I'm going to beat you.
MGS- The only way you're going to beat me is by cheating. But if you want me, I'm all yours.
EB- Metal Gear Solid just laid down the law.
COMMERCIAL
Triple H- Oh man. That was bad.
(Rage knocks on the door.)
TH- Come in.
R- Hey.
TH- What are you doing here?
R- I need to talk to you and the Dudleys. Can you meet me in the ring before my match?
TH- Sure.
EB- I wonder what that's all about.
BB- Who knows. This next match should be an easy decision. Private Pyro is on his way to the ring. What he lacks in experience he gains in weight and size. That will help him in this match.
EB- I'm not quite sure why The Animal assigned this match. Boarder weighs 208 pounds while Private Pyro weighs 384 pounds.
BB- It's to late to turn back now because this match is underway.
MATCH
EB- The referee is knocked out and Boarder is bringing in his trademark skateboard. Ooh. Boarder just hit Private Pyro in the head with a skateboard.
BB- Private Pyro is in big trouble now.
EB- Now Boarder is going to the top rope.
Both- TOP ROPE OLLEY!
EB- Boarder has a cover.
BB- 1-2-3. Boarder scores an upset victory.
R- Hey Animal. Tonight do you think you could make my match tonight a hardcore match?
TA- No way! After the way you talked about my choice for the new Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, you're lucky I don't make it a handicap match. Now if you'll excuse me I have a tag team match against Albert and Crawford to prepare for.
COMMERCIAL
EB- Welcome back. Moments ago The Animal denied Rage his request for a hardcore match. So this match will remain a normal match.
BB- That's actually a good thing for Rage. I've seen Metal Gear Solid in hardcore matches before and he's dangerous.
EB- Metal Gear Solid is in the ring and Rage is wasting no time getting ringside.
BB- Rage is getting a microphone.
R- Before I whip you into downtown Detroit, allow me to speak with somebody. Triple H and the Dudleys, please get out here.
EB- Earlier Rage told Triple H he wanted to talk to him and now he's calling him out.
BB- Not only is he calling out Triple H, but he's calling out the Dudleys also and they're coming out.
R- Ever since Monday night I have received nothing but disrespect. And so have you. Bubba Ray and D-Von, you should be tag team champions. Let's face it you got screwed not The APA. And Triple H, your name was just brought up in people to sign into the federation. So why don't we join and new group. We'll call it Rage Against the System. Are goal will be to stop the Universal Wrestling Federation Officials from getting what they want. We will take over the Universal Wrestling Federation. How about it?
TH- I'm in.
Dudleys- We're in too.
EB- What do they think they're doing?
BB- They're starting a group so powerful that they could take over, duh.
R- We're going to start this run with a win over you.
MATCH
EB- Triple H has the referee distracted. The Dudleys are in the ring. They're setting up for the 3-D.
BB- They stopped. They're calling for someone. I don't think the man they wanted is the man they're getting. The Animal's on the ramp. He's coming down with a chair.
EB- The referee is back in the ring and yelling at the Dudleys. The group that Rage is masterminding may not have been a good idea as The Animal is on his way to the ring.
BB- The referee has his back turned once again so it's a perfect time for the Universal Wrestling Federation Commissioner to strike. He's staring into the eyes of Rage, chair in hand.
EB- NO! The Animal just hit Metal Gear Solid with a chair.
BB- There's the cover. 1-2-3. It's over.
EB- The Animal just screwed Metal Gear Solid.
COMMERCIAL
MGS- What were you doing out there Animal?
TA- Sorry about that man. I thought you were Triple H. To make it up to you, I'll give you a rematch on Projection.
MGS- Fine, but Monday, do me a favor and stay back here.
EB- Welcome back. All week people have been waiting for this next match. The APA are on their way to the ring for the first ever Tag Team Table Elimination Match.
BB- The APA are teaming up with Tajiri to take on Kurt Angle, Edge, and Christian. This match is for the tag team championships and the submission title.
EB- Tajiri is in the ring and now Edge, Christian, and Angle are wasting no time getting to the ring.
MATCH
EB- Edge and Tajiri are in the ring. There's a table on it's side in the corner.
BB- Tajiri needs to watch out. Edge just hit Tajiri with a suplex.
EB- Tajiri is getting up.
BB- SPEAR!
EB- Edge speared Tajiri through the table.
MATCH
EB- Now Kurt Angle is in the ring with Faarooq.
BB- Kurt has Faarooq. Belly to belly suplex through a table.
EB- It's three on one. Bradshaw is cleaning house. He just tossed Christian out of the ring through a table. Now he has Kurt Angle. Powerbomb through a table.
BB- It's down to Edge and Bradshaw.
MATCH
BB- Edge is down.
EB- Bradshaw is ready for Edge. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Faarooq and Bradshaw are new tag champions and Tajiri keeps the submission title.
COMMERCIAL
Evan Crawford- Animal, what were you thinking, hitting Metal Gear Solid with a chair.
TA- It's like I said earlier, I thought he was Triple H.
EC- So will you be out there to help Metal Gear Solid on Monday?
TA- I'm good friends with Metal Gear Solid, but he wants me to stay back. I respect that, buy we'll just have to see.
EB- Welcome back. Moment's ago The APA became tag team champions and it has been announced that the Dudley Boys will take them on Monday.
BB- That will be a big match. The Dudleys are a good tag team. It's unfortunate they are in Rage Against the System.
EB- This is another important match. Albert screwed Mason Heidger out of the Universal Wrestling Federation Title, just because he lost his match against The Animal. Now Albert and Crawford will take on The Animal and Ricochet.
BB- Well, Albert and Crawford are in the ring and here come The Animal and Ricochet.
MATCH
EB- Baldo Bomb. 1-2-3.
BB- X-FACTOR finally getting a win.
EB- Coming up next, it's The Rock vs. Toughman for the UWF Title.
COMMERCIAL
TA- You know what to do right?
EB- What's this? The Animal's talking to Rage.
R- Of course. It'll be done.
TA- OK, hurry.
EB- Whatever that was, hopefully we'll find out soon.
BB- I don't like the sound of that. The Rock is on his way out to the ring, but he better watch his back.
EB- Here comes the rookie Toughman. Now this match is underway.
MATCH
EB- Here comes Rage with The Animal, Ricochet, Zack Hinspeter, and Rage Against the System. They're attacking The Rock.
BB- Wait a minute. Now they're helping The Rock.
EB- ANIMAL CLAW! Animal claw to Toughman.
BB- Rock has a cover. 1-2-3.
EB- The Animal helped Rock and now has a microphone.
TA- Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the new Rage Against the System. The creator, Rage, the next Universal Wrestling Federation Champion, Triple H, the next tag team champions, Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley, my brother and the next Universal Wrestling Federation Shortweight Champion, Ricochet, the owner, Zack Hinspeter, and the UWF Commissioner, me.
BB- Where are you going? Eric's in the ring.
EB- Are you serious?
ZH- Hell yeah.
EB- Well then, prepare to get your ass kicked.
BB- Eric hit Zack. Rage Against the System is attacking Eric. This is wrong!
