Things Harry Potter characters would never say
Harry
I think I'll take up soccer.
What's a snich?
Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten what this stick does. (pokes his wand)
Cho Chang who?
I love my Aunt and Uncle!
Aarg! A snake! Get it away!!
Why do I have this funky scar on my head, again?
Hermione
I've forgotten how to transfigure a chair into an armadillo!!
Ron who?
Let's break the rules!
I think I'll buy a Harley and terrorize Hogsmead.
Sirius
I'm allergic to dog hair!
I'm not hungry.
I want blood!
Lupin
Ack! A wolf! Get it away!
I really want Snape's job. Terrorizing kids. buahahaaa.
Snape
I listen to the Sound of Music sound track all the time.
I make perfume in my spare time.
Hey, Voldemort, let's go pick flowers and pet cute puppies!
Voldemort
I regret killing people.
NOT!
Hey, Snape, lookit the cute kitties! Let's buy one!
Dudly
I love my adopted brother. Come here, Harry, give me a biiig hug!
(This author would like to point out if Dudly hugged anyone, he might suffocate them with his fat, so Harry is advised to run.)
Rita Skeeter
I think I'll write obituaries now.
Aaack! A bug! Get it away!
Hagrid
I enjoy golfing with friends in my spare time.
Arrg! A monster! Help!!
Pie times the square root of the quantity of XY {p=g+5}.
Kirby
Wait. how did I get in here?? I'm not a Harry Potter thingie! Help!
Harry
Look, a snitch!
(Censored for violence and general abuse of small fluffy pink Nintendo characters)
Harry
I think I'll take up soccer.
What's a snich?
Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten what this stick does. (pokes his wand)
Cho Chang who?
I love my Aunt and Uncle!
Aarg! A snake! Get it away!!
Why do I have this funky scar on my head, again?
Hermione
I've forgotten how to transfigure a chair into an armadillo!!
Ron who?
Let's break the rules!
I think I'll buy a Harley and terrorize Hogsmead.
Sirius
I'm allergic to dog hair!
I'm not hungry.
I want blood!
Lupin
Ack! A wolf! Get it away!
I really want Snape's job. Terrorizing kids. buahahaaa.
Snape
I listen to the Sound of Music sound track all the time.
I make perfume in my spare time.
Hey, Voldemort, let's go pick flowers and pet cute puppies!
Voldemort
I regret killing people.
NOT!
Hey, Snape, lookit the cute kitties! Let's buy one!
Dudly
I love my adopted brother. Come here, Harry, give me a biiig hug!
(This author would like to point out if Dudly hugged anyone, he might suffocate them with his fat, so Harry is advised to run.)
Rita Skeeter
I think I'll write obituaries now.
Aaack! A bug! Get it away!
Hagrid
I enjoy golfing with friends in my spare time.
Arrg! A monster! Help!!
Pie times the square root of the quantity of XY {p=g+5}.
Kirby
Wait. how did I get in here?? I'm not a Harry Potter thingie! Help!
Harry
Look, a snitch!
(Censored for violence and general abuse of small fluffy pink Nintendo characters)
