Magic: The Simpsons

New Creature Effects:

Last Strike: Randomly pick card from graveyard at the end of attack phase. That creature's casting cost counts as x. The creature with Last Strike gains +x/+x/.

Bart Simpson GG
Summon Simpson 2/2
Bands with any Simpson Character
First Strike
1: Put a slingshot token into On Bart Simpson.
2: Remove a token to do one damage to any character.
"Why you little!!!" Homer Simpson


Homer Simpson 1GGG
(Picture: Homer Strangling Bart)
Summon Simpson 5/6
Bands with any Simpson Character
Trample
Rampage: 2
"Doh!" Homer Simpson


Lisa Simpson 1GG
Summon Simpson 1/2
Bands with any Simpson Character
Flanking
1: Target Creature gains +1/+0 until end of turn.
"I created the universe, give me the prize!" Lisa Simpson


Marge Simpson 2GG
Summon Simpson 2/3
Bands with any Simpson Character
T: Tap target creature
"Well, better go upstairs and see if the beds are still made." Marge Simpson

Maggie Simpson G
Summon Simpson 1/1
T: Destroy Mr. Burns
"The one who shot me was . . ." Montgomery Burns

Santa's Little Helper 1G
Instant
During attack phase, after blocking creatures are declared, flip a coin. If it is heads, all damage is done to owner of blocking creatures. If it is tails, all damage is done to owner of blocking creatures.


Snowball 1 2Bk
Summon Cat 0/1
Cannot be target of spells
T: Sacrifice Snowball 1 to destroy target creature.


Grampa Simpson G
(Picture: Grampa Simpson Dressed As A Lady)
Summon Simpson 1/1
Phasing
At the end of owner's upkeep, Grampa Simpson goes to the player with the largest number of permanents in play.
"See what happened to me while you were away?" Abe Simpson


Patty and Selma BkBk
Instant
Give Homer Simpson -1/-1 or Give any other Simpson Character +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Here's a picture of Patty dropping off our film" Selma


Montgomery Burns 5C
Artifact Creature 0/1
Can never gain banding unless with Waylon Simthers
If enchantment is placed on Montgomery Burns, pay 1 or Montgomery Burns is destroyed at the end of turn.
10, T: Destroy Target Creature
"I could have you killed." Montgomery Burns


Waylon Smithers R
Summon Smithers 2/2
Bands with Montgomery Burns.
"What will you be doing on this lovely Friday, Smithers? Something gay I suppose." Montgomery Burns


Moe's Bar
Land
T: Place target creature underneath Moe's Bar. That Creature cannot leave Moe's Bar until Moe's Bar is removed from play. If creature remains in Moe's Bar for more than five turns, destroy creature when Moe's Bar leaves play.
"Aw c'mon, try one for Moe." Moe


Kent Brockman 2WW
Summon Reporter 1/2
All damage done to Kent Brockman is reduced to 0 if Kent Brockman is declared as a blocker. If Kent Brockman is declared as an attacker, it gains first strike.


Krusty the Clown 3WW
Enchantment
1, T: Tap target Creature. That creature gains +1/+0 until the end of controller's next turn.
"Hey Kids! Can anyone guess what time it is?" Krusty The Clown

Sideshow Bob 5RR
Summon Bob 3/4
5, T: Destroy target creature
2, T: Destroy Bart Simpson
1, T: Tap Krusty the Clown until Bart or Lisa Simpson come into play. If Bart or Lisa Simpson are already in play on the same side as Krusty, Krusty untaps normally.
"It's German for 'The Bart The'" Sideshow Bob
or
"Who would want to kill me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!" Bart Simpson


Ralph Wiggums 1W
Summon Ralph 0/1
1: Target Creature gains -1/-1 until end of turn. During opponents upkeep, for every -1/-1 counter on creature placed by Ralph Wiggums, remove it and place a +1/+1 counter on creature.
1: Tap Lisa Simpson
"My cat has fleas." Ralph Wiggums


Police Chief Wiggums 2W
Summon Police Chief 3/2
Trample
Last Strike
"Oh yeah, and what are you going to use, skeleton powers?" Police Chief Wiggums


Nuclear Meltdown XBuBuBu
If opponent does not concede X mana, X amount of land is destroyed. Opponent can tap less than X amount of damage to save that land decided by him.
"Core Meltdown in 90 seconds"


Bill Clinton 3Bk
Summon Politician 4/5
If Homer Simpson is in play, remove Bill Clinton from play.
"Is it noon already?" Bill Clinton.


Bob Dole 2B
Summon Politician 2/3
If Bill Clinton or Homer Simpson are in play, remove Bob Dole from game.
Last Strike
"Bob Dole don't need this." Bob Dole


Kodos and Kang 5GGGG
Enchantment
Player gains control of all creatures until Kodos and Kang is removed from play.
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos." Homer Simpson


Couch
Land
T: All Simpsons characters are placed beneath the couch until end of turn.


Troy McClure 3GGG
Socery
Gains all abilities of one creature in play.
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such card games as: 'Rage against the Vampires,' 'The XXX-Files,' 'Magic: The Censored,' and 'Car Trek.'" Troy McClure

Hugo Simpson 3Bk
Enchant Creature
Target Creature Hugo enchants gains banding.
"See, I've been practicing." Hugo Simpson.

McBain 2R
Summon Movie Star 5/5
Cumulative Upkeep: 1 life
Last Strike
First Strike
Rampage: 3
Trample


Milhouse Bu
Summon Milhouse 1/1
Bands with Bart Simpson


Reverse Vampires BkBkBk
Summon Vampires 3/4
Phasing
Last Strike
For every creature put into graveyard during turn, Reverse Vampires gain -1/-1.
"Maybe they're all Reverse Vampires" Lisa Simpson

Simpson's House
Land
T: Produce five colorless mana.


Dr. Hibbard 3WW
Sorcery
Target Creature is removed from graveyard and put directly into play.
"As you can see, we don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is." Dr. Hibbard


Dr. Nick 1Bk
Instant
Counter Target Spell from Simpson's Expansion Set.
"Hi Everybody!" Dr. Nick


Willy the Janitor 1RR
Summon Janitor 5/3
T: Give target creature +3/+2 until end of turn


Springfield
Land
2: All damage done to any creature from the Simpsons Expansion Set is reduced to 0
"Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town" Bart Simpson and Mihouse


Shellbyville
Land
T: Give all creatures -1/-1 counters until next turn when the tokens become permanent +1/+1 counters.


Principal Skinner 3BlBlBl
Summon Principal 3/3
Last Strike
2: Give Principal Skinner Vietnam flashbacks which give him 7/7 until end of turn.


Barney
Enchant Creature
Creature that Barney enchants must go to Moe's Bar if in play and stay there permanently.
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" Barney
or
"Bye bye Superman!" Barney


Nuclear Power Plant 4BkBk
Instant
All tapped lands are destroyed.


Lisa's Saxophone 6C
Artifact
T: Give target creature brain damage if caster does his or her best imitation of a saxophone. If caster does this, target creature is destroyed and cannot be regenerated.


Nelson WW
Enchantment
2: Give any creature Last Strike until your turn comes around again.


Skinner's Mother 2
Artifact Creature
2, T: Principal Skinner becomes useless until Skinner's Mother is destroyed.


Reverend Lovejoy 1WWW
Summon Reverend 4/5
3, T: Find and recite a bible verse that continously uses the word "begat" in it and do your best Reverend Lovejoy impression. If you do so successfully, give target creature +7/+5.


Hank Scorpio 6RRRR
Summon Scorpio 7/7
If Homer Simpson is in play, give Hank Scorpio +2/+2.
4, T: Destroy any creature in play
7, T: Destroy everything in play and put everything out of play, including the graveyard. Leave decks in play.
"Homer, it would really help me if on you way out, you could kill someone!" Hank Scorpio


James Bond 3GG
Summon Spy 2/3
If Scorpio is in play, Bond is useless.
If Homer Simpson is in play, destroy Bond.
"You're totally mad!" James Bond


Sideshow Mel 2Bl
Enchant Creature
Give target creature +1/+3


Lemon Tree ?/?
Summon Wall
If Shelbyville is in play and Lemon Tree is used as a blocker, both players must fight each other physically to decide if the attacking creature lives or dies.


3D World
Land
T: Place target creature underneath 3D World where the creature is stuck in Limbo and can not be returned until Limbo is destroyed.
"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am." Homer Simpson


Jebediah Springfield 3WW
Instant
Search through library and put into play any land. If land is Springfield, Jebediah becomes a 3/4 artifact creature with abilities the same as Springfield.
If Bart is in play, Bart's owner must pay 2 mana per turn or Bart is destroyed.
"Tell them it's the head of Jebediah Springfield, Bart" Jebediah Springfield's Head


Avalanche 3Bl
Enchant Creature
Target Creature must remain tapped until opponent is willing to tap X land to remove Avalanche

Ned Flanders 3WWW
Enchantment
Opponent must end every sentance he says with a non-sensical phrase like "Okely-Dokely" or Diddly-Doo." If opponent forgets, he or she must loose 5 life for everytime he or she forgets.


Martin 1GGG
Instant
During attack phase, caster may look in the Encyclopedia and find any question to ask opponent. If opponent cannot correctly answer the question, then opponent cannot declare blockers. If opponent correctly guesses the question, then all damage is done to caster of Martin.


Space Mutants 1G
Summon Aliens 1/2
Last Strike
T: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Opponent may tap 2C to remove -1/-1 counter. If counter is removed, deal one damage to opponent.
"Cool!" Bart Simpson


Jimbo Jones 2Bk
Summon Bully 3/5
Last Strike
"Nice Pajamas, Simpson. Did your mommy buy you those?" Jimbo Jones


Bobo 2C
Artifact Creature 1/1
If Montgomery Burns is in play, tap Burns until Bobo leaves play.
If Maggie Simpson is in play, give Maggie Simpson +2/+2
"Beaten, by a child!" Montogmery Burns


Itchy and Scratchy 5Bk
Instant
All creatures are removed from play.
"They fight, they fight, they fight fight fight. It's the Itchy and Scratchy Show!"


Itchy and Scratchy Land
Land
T: Tap any Simpson Creature
1T: Give target creature Last Strike


Stampy 3GGG
Summon Elephant 5/6
Trample
Rampage: 3


Bleeding Gums Murphy 3Bk
Summon Saxophonist 2/3
2T: Target creature gains banding


Marvin Monroe R
Summon Psychologist 1/3
3T: All creatures gain a -1/-1 Psychosis token. Creature's owner can remove a token, but the creature will gain +1/+1 for one turn. The next turn, creature gains -2/-2 and so on, moving upwards. On the turn in which the creature looses more power than it already has, that creature regains all power and can regenerate with one colorless.


Sherry Bobbins WW
Summon Nanny 2/7
If any of the Simpson Family are in play on opponents side, give Sherry Bobbins -1/-1 and Simpsons Characters gain +1/+1 until either Simpsons family or Sherry Bobbins leave play.
T: Give target creature +4/+4
"I'm Sherry Bobbins."
"Did you say Mary . . .?"
"No, I'm the Norwegan version."


Poochie, the Rockin' Dog 1GGG
Enchant Creature
Give target creature +0/+0
(This is intentional to show the uselessness of Poochie to the Itchy and Scratchy show, and now to Magic)
"I'm Poochie, the Rockinest Dog"


Cecil Terwilleger 1RRR
Summon Terwilleger
Last Strike
If Sideshow Bob is in play, tap Cecil and Bob. If Bart is in play, destroy Cecil.
T: Destroy target wall.


Mayor Quimby 1BkBk
Summon Politician 4/5
Last Strike
If opponent gives up four life, he gains control of Quimby and Quimby gains +2/+2.
2T: Regenerate Quimby


Lawyers 3BkBkBk
Instant
At the end of attack, if a creature goes to graveyard, then the surviving creature that killed the other creature is put on "trial" in which the first passer-by is declared both judge and jury. The trial must go through the arraignment, hearing, and sentancing phases. Both players become "lawyers" in which the opponent is prosecution and you become the defense. During hearing, evidence is to be brought forward showing both creature's powers and special abilities. During sentancing, the jury renders its verdict of whether or not the attack should be declared legal or not and if so, whether or not the creature killed may go to the graveyard or stay in play, and whether or not the killer can go to the graveyard or stay in play.
If Lionel J. Hutz is in play, then everything is skipped and you may flip a coin to decide whether or not the creature may go to the graveyard.


Lionel J. Hutz 1Bl
Summon Cheap Lawyer 3/5
Last Strike
At the end of your turn, Lionel J. Hutz goes to the side with the largest number of permanents. If lawyer is cast, then Lionel J. Hutz is destroyed at the end of turn.
"Lionel J. Hutz, Attorney At Law, cases won in thirty minutes or your pizza's free."


Satan Bk
Interrupt
In the sentancing phase of Lawyers, a coin is flipped. If it is heads, the creatures live. If it is tails, the creatures die.
"It's always the last one you'd expect." Satan or Ned Flanders, you pick.