Things you'll never hear, part 3

Starfox

What's an Ar-wing?

I HATE MONEKYS!! AAAA!!!

Hey, slippy, pull my finger!

Hey hey, Falco, lookin' pretty hot!

(with shades on) Everything's going dark! Where am I??

Oh, my God, look at that brain, it is so. big! It looks like one of those evil genius guy's brains! I mean, look at it, it's so. big and so. pink, and so. big!

Does anyone else notice a resemblance between Andross's eyes and sperm? Or is my visual on the fritz again?

DIE, SLIPPY! AHAHAA! (blows Slippy to smithereens)

A talking monkey, who'd have thought?

Hey hey, Andross, wanna go out with me?

(drooling) Kat..

What the heck is this, Planet of the Apes or something??

Falco

Hey, Slippy, you're my best friend!

Fox, stop cheating on me!!

I can't fly.

I'm the leader!! MEMEME!!

I deserve my own video game!

I'm not a bluejay, I'm an eagle! Honest!

Slippy

I can't decide, Pigma or Kat?? I love them both!

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??

(tries to build a cardboard airplane, fails) DARN IT!

Andross

Fox, I am your mother!

Join the Dark Side!

Hey, who you callin' a monkey??

My eyes don't look like sperm!! Do they??

I thought this was an 'E' rated game!

What a tyrant wants, what a tyrant needs, some classified missiles and a DVD.

Volvagia

I'm having a bad hair day.

HEY, stoppit! Stop bonking my shnoz!

(listens to soft rock) aaah.

I'm really an ice-element.

I've been living a lie, I'm not really a dragon. I'm a cow! Moooo..

I'm Volvagia-chu!

Yes, I'm female, single, and looking for a guy who can stand the heat.

Dodongo King

(urp) I shouldn't have eaten that last bombchu.

Lookit me! I'm Barney!

I'm an amputee.

I'm Dodngomon! BlackWarGreymon, eat your heart out!

(sings) Mary had a little lamb.

Mew2

Who am I? I'm. BlackWarGreymon in disguise!

I'm not really a cat, I'm a dog!

Anyone else notice a resemblance between Arucenimon and Jessie, 'cos I swear, they're the same person!

I'm not a tyrant, I just need some love.

I'm the only Mew2?? Sheesh, I guess I'll have to settle for a female Persian.

Purple?? Ok, who's the idiot who chose my colors??

I. don't. know. a WORD of Japanese! (cries)

Hey, I have the same voice as Lugia and Entei! Creepy.

Yo yo, Myotismon, my MAN, wazaaaaap?

I'm Mew2 Bass, from M'sync!

I need more career options.

Donky Kong

Who you callin' a Monkey?? What, that line's taken? Aww.

Who chose my wardrobe??

I hate bananas.

SHUT UP, Cranky!