Epona
Link!! You're heavy!! GET OFF! (bucks Link off)
(sees Gannondorf's horse) (drools)
DIE COOCOOS! (runs over a helpless coocoo)
That's it, Link, next video game we make. I get to sit on your back all day!
(looks around) Does anyone else notice the disturbing lack of ungulates in this game?
LINK!! Stop wupping my ass with that bow! It HURTS!
No, Link, Zelda can NOT ride me with you!
LINK! Put some freakin' pants on, dude!!
I think I was better off with Malon.
Waddayamean the game's not called 'Legends of Epona'??
What?? You want ME to jump that bridge?? I don't think so, pal.
Hell, forget you Link, I'm gonna go be a Lipizaner in the circus!
No, damnit, I will NOT let Zelda ride you on me. Wait a second. let me re- phrase that!!
Majora
Lookit me! I'm a Kabuki mask!
Go ahead, try me on!
Muahahaa! Take that, Keaton Mask! Now look who's popular!
Damnit! No, the Keaton Mask can NOT get its own game!!
Whoa! That Gerudo's Mask is pretty fine!
Remind me never to take over the body of a depressed Skullkid.
DAMN FAERIES!!! DIEE!!!!
I am the Whip-master! Kneel before me!
Damn, can I dance or what?
Ken
What the heck is a Kaizer??
Come on, T.K., let me whip you some more!
Hey, Daisuke. TOUCH THE WORMMON!
Yes! Not only did I conquer the digi-world, but I stole Koushirou's haircut!
I do NOT resemble Kari!
What?? I marry WHO?? Who signed me up for this??
Damnit, Koushirou, I'm both smarter and hotter than you, so shut up!
Hey, Takeru, will you touch the wormmon?
Gabumon
Oh yeah! Lookit me! I'm the horn digimon!
Damnit, Taichi, I am not a St. Bernard!
I do not jump random limbs of digimon!
Oh yeah! Check me out! I'm da wolf-man! Aroooo!
Yes, I belong to Garurumon Skinners Anonymous
No, I will NOT remove my fur for you, Agumon! Go stalk Gomamon!
Hehehe, Agumon, look! I got juicy footage of Matt and Tai!
Damnit! Gomamon, did you steal my frappachino??
WHY am I shown AFTER Birdramon in the theme??
Ride me, Matt! Ride me, I say!
Hedwig
No, Harry, I will NOT carry your brick collection to Massachusetts!
Yo, Cho Chang, Harry is MINE I tell you! MINE!
Stop removing the dead mice from you room! I was saving those!!
(is caught watching 'Owls' on the Discovery Channel) Ehehe.
Oh yeah, who's the hottest Owl babe around?
What?? Owls are the stupidest raptors?? Who you callin' stoopid, stoopid??
Draco
Yes, I'm an albino. What's it to you??
I think today I will do a good deed for my fellow classmates!
I love you Harry!
(wearing his hair all poofy and a purple shirt) Draco was here. Potter is a loser!
Oh no, my family's gone broke!! Noooo!
Can I transfer out of Slythrin?
Bowser
Not only am I the king of Koopas, I'm the king of bowling, too!
Man, I've really gained weight since the days of Mario Bros. 1.
Hey!! I'm not in Super Smash Brothers! What gives??
Do you think Peach would go out with me if I asked reeeeal nice?
I think I'll wax my shell pink today.
I'll wallpaper my castle with bunny wallpaper!
Oops, I did it again, I shoved you in lava.
Mommy, I want a hammer!
Yoshi
HAH! I've got my own game! Nyaaa, Epona!
I wanna L-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes.
(urp) I ate one too many shy guys today.
Damnit, Mario, go on a frickin' diet or something!
For the last time, I am NOT a pokemon!!
Dude, that was one funny mushroom! Whoa, the room's spinning.
James
I despise roses.
That's it! No more motto! From now on, I speak in Iambic Pentameter only!
Who says blue hair isn't hot??
Gee, Jessie, for a 13-year-old, you're very well-developed!
After we capture Pikachu, can I bar-b-q it?
Meowth! Get out of my sleeping bag!!
Why don't we go after Ash's Charizard instead?
Screw you, Giovanni!
Pidgeot
Damnit, Ash, stop pulling my feathers out!
Evolve me already!
I choose you, Ash!
Get off my back, freak-child!
Can I borrow your hat for a sec, Ash? Thanks. (shoves hat up Ash's rear)
Link!! You're heavy!! GET OFF! (bucks Link off)
(sees Gannondorf's horse) (drools)
DIE COOCOOS! (runs over a helpless coocoo)
That's it, Link, next video game we make. I get to sit on your back all day!
(looks around) Does anyone else notice the disturbing lack of ungulates in this game?
LINK!! Stop wupping my ass with that bow! It HURTS!
No, Link, Zelda can NOT ride me with you!
LINK! Put some freakin' pants on, dude!!
I think I was better off with Malon.
Waddayamean the game's not called 'Legends of Epona'??
What?? You want ME to jump that bridge?? I don't think so, pal.
Hell, forget you Link, I'm gonna go be a Lipizaner in the circus!
No, damnit, I will NOT let Zelda ride you on me. Wait a second. let me re- phrase that!!
Majora
Lookit me! I'm a Kabuki mask!
Go ahead, try me on!
Muahahaa! Take that, Keaton Mask! Now look who's popular!
Damnit! No, the Keaton Mask can NOT get its own game!!
Whoa! That Gerudo's Mask is pretty fine!
Remind me never to take over the body of a depressed Skullkid.
DAMN FAERIES!!! DIEE!!!!
I am the Whip-master! Kneel before me!
Damn, can I dance or what?
Ken
What the heck is a Kaizer??
Come on, T.K., let me whip you some more!
Hey, Daisuke. TOUCH THE WORMMON!
Yes! Not only did I conquer the digi-world, but I stole Koushirou's haircut!
I do NOT resemble Kari!
What?? I marry WHO?? Who signed me up for this??
Damnit, Koushirou, I'm both smarter and hotter than you, so shut up!
Hey, Takeru, will you touch the wormmon?
Gabumon
Oh yeah! Lookit me! I'm the horn digimon!
Damnit, Taichi, I am not a St. Bernard!
I do not jump random limbs of digimon!
Oh yeah! Check me out! I'm da wolf-man! Aroooo!
Yes, I belong to Garurumon Skinners Anonymous
No, I will NOT remove my fur for you, Agumon! Go stalk Gomamon!
Hehehe, Agumon, look! I got juicy footage of Matt and Tai!
Damnit! Gomamon, did you steal my frappachino??
WHY am I shown AFTER Birdramon in the theme??
Ride me, Matt! Ride me, I say!
Hedwig
No, Harry, I will NOT carry your brick collection to Massachusetts!
Yo, Cho Chang, Harry is MINE I tell you! MINE!
Stop removing the dead mice from you room! I was saving those!!
(is caught watching 'Owls' on the Discovery Channel) Ehehe.
Oh yeah, who's the hottest Owl babe around?
What?? Owls are the stupidest raptors?? Who you callin' stoopid, stoopid??
Draco
Yes, I'm an albino. What's it to you??
I think today I will do a good deed for my fellow classmates!
I love you Harry!
(wearing his hair all poofy and a purple shirt) Draco was here. Potter is a loser!
Oh no, my family's gone broke!! Noooo!
Can I transfer out of Slythrin?
Bowser
Not only am I the king of Koopas, I'm the king of bowling, too!
Man, I've really gained weight since the days of Mario Bros. 1.
Hey!! I'm not in Super Smash Brothers! What gives??
Do you think Peach would go out with me if I asked reeeeal nice?
I think I'll wax my shell pink today.
I'll wallpaper my castle with bunny wallpaper!
Oops, I did it again, I shoved you in lava.
Mommy, I want a hammer!
Yoshi
HAH! I've got my own game! Nyaaa, Epona!
I wanna L-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes.
(urp) I ate one too many shy guys today.
Damnit, Mario, go on a frickin' diet or something!
For the last time, I am NOT a pokemon!!
Dude, that was one funny mushroom! Whoa, the room's spinning.
James
I despise roses.
That's it! No more motto! From now on, I speak in Iambic Pentameter only!
Who says blue hair isn't hot??
Gee, Jessie, for a 13-year-old, you're very well-developed!
After we capture Pikachu, can I bar-b-q it?
Meowth! Get out of my sleeping bag!!
Why don't we go after Ash's Charizard instead?
Screw you, Giovanni!
Pidgeot
Damnit, Ash, stop pulling my feathers out!
Evolve me already!
I choose you, Ash!
Get off my back, freak-child!
Can I borrow your hat for a sec, Ash? Thanks. (shoves hat up Ash's rear)
