Author's Note: Despite the fact that I poke fun at the characters featured,
they're my favorite characters. ^_^
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Sephiroth Joke One
Titled:
"Why Sephiroth really tried to blow up the world"

Sephiroth paced the length of his house.
"Blowing up the world is so... passé. Of course, there are so many ways to
take over the world... I guess that's the challenge." He sat down at his
desk, propping his feet on the desk near his computer. "I know! I'll
create a race of super beings, each with my own DNA." Grinning devishly,
Sephiroth began typing data into his computer. "But first I need the
perfect woman for me." When he was done, he sat back as he printer printed
the answer. It finished and he snatched it greedily.

The data programmed shows that

Kisaragi, Yuffie

is 100% the perfect mate.


And for the first time in his life, Sephiroth face faulted. o.O With a
thud, he fell down.

"This... this can't be!" He shouted. He felt it becoming harder to breathe
as he pulled himself level with the desk. "Tha... that little.... It
can't be... I couldn't..." He feel to his knees in exasperation. "Oh,
wait..." He pulled himself slowly into his chair. "I must have put in
something wrong." Nervously, he retyped all the data and then waited just
as nervously for the answer.

You were right. The data was incorrect.

Kisaragi, Yuffie

is 101% the perfect mate.

A red battle aura consumed him. His eyes glowed blue.
"Blowing up the world... isn't so bad after all..."