1 Zim

I think I'll ask Gaz out on a date.

I love you, Gir!

Pizza rocks!

I like being short!

Who says size doesn't matter?

Purple, Red, hey can I be pink?

Vood Runner or Food Runner? I'm hungry!

I LOVE YOU DIB!!

I envy you humans.

Who you callin' an alien??

UFO? WTF?

Call me crazy, but I've just got to try those new bologna bites.

I am a moose!

2 Gir

Yes, I am completely sane.

AHHH! The scary monkey! HELP!

I hate tacos!

Dogs. I fear the dogs.

I knowwww where the house is!

3 Gaz

Hey Dib, let's go play baseball!

Gameslave? I know no Gameslave.

Wow, Zim, you're hot!

My ambition: to be Ms. Bitters.

KIIIILL THE PIGS!

Gotta catch 'em all, pokemon!

4 Dib

I know not my father.

I love you, Zim!

Ms. Bitters, will you marry me?

Alien? What's an alien?

Hey Zim, you sound like Dagget!

I can make milk come out of my nose!

5 Han Solo

Know what? It really is my fault!

Boy Leia, you're butt ugly!

I ought to scrap the Falcon

Chewie.... shut up.

6 Luke Skywalker

Eww, Leia, don't kiss me, you're my sister! Gross!

Screw the force, I'm gonna get me a wand and a scar! Wohoo!

Not my squeezing hand! They took my squeezing hand! Why, oh why my squeezing hand?? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!

Hey, did Uncle Owen leave me anything in his will? Huhuhu?

Yes! Obi is dead! Praise the lord!

Does anyone else see those two suns, or did I drink too much beer at dinner?

Damnit, R2, I hate you! Die!!! (runs R2 through with a lightsaber)

7 Leia

Stupid hairdresser put donuts on my head.

Hey, Jabba, why not just strip me?

Waaait a minute. I've got to marry Indiana Jones? No way!

Noooo! Vader blew up Alderan and destroyed my wardrobe! WAHAHAHAAA!

Shut up, Akbar, Zim is on!

8 Darth Vader

It really stinks in this helmet.

Oy! Shredder stole my outfit!

I need a cat if I am to be a great villain, muahaha!

I need one of them little buzzing fans in here.

Hey, Luke, let's go play a father-son game of Baseball!

You know, Dib. I am your father!