Disclaimer: I have been really busy with my fan art + Anti-AAML sites..so I haven't gotten around to ff.net. But here it is!! The date is about..May..So the gym has been closed about 5 months. Enjoy the The Lost Gym!
Ash steped proudly out of the Mizuno Town Gym, eager for more badges. Misty and Brock joined up with him and Pikachu and set off for the next gym.
Ash: Soo..wheres the next gym at?
Brock: ::looking at a map:: Its in Hino Valley. About a mile south of here. If we hurry up..we can be there by dark.
They began to walk along to the next gym. As Brock said, by night they would probubly be there..and they where.They stood infront of a huge valley with little houses widly spread apart, a few buildings for shopping, a Pokemon Center and a large..what looked like to be an abandoned building. Brock and Misty wanted to go straight to the Pokemon Center, but Ash insisted that he wanted his badge..so he dashed into the town, leaving his friends behind. Before they followed him, Misty noticed a sign that read "IMPORTANT! The Hino Valley Gym has been closed for renovation since January. Please note the gym has been moved to a new location in the Hino Valley Hill area."
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Down in the small village was Ash and Pikachu..wandering around for the gym. A sign on the road read "GYM THIS WAY" So Ash followed it down a rocky path. When he got to the gym, it looked like it was very old and was torn down..or a tornado hit it. The gym was shapped like a temple. It had a small bridge leading to temple that laid over a moat.The moat looked like dirty lake water. Ash walked over the bridge. When on the other side..he knocked on the gym doors. A tall, husky man came out.
Man: WHAT??!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Ash: I'm...here..to battle the gym leader..
Man: WELL..YOUR FIVE MONTHS LATE!!!!
Ash stood there in shock as the man slamed the door in his face.
Ash:....I'M PREGNANT?!?!!?!?!
Pikachu: ::pats Ash on the head {hes on his sholder..}:: pika..pi..
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Dispite the fact that he was pregnant...Ash was still determined for that Flame Badge. He walked along in shame to the pokemon center. On the way there, he passed by a hospital. He walked inside and was greated by a tall doctor.
Doctor: Good evening..here to visit someone?
Ash:...no..I need your help..
Doctor: ::worried:: Whats the problem son?
Ash: I'M HAVING A SON?!!?!
Doctor: What?
Ash: I'M PREGNANT!! I NEED YOUR HELP!! ::glomps onto doctor::
Doctor: CALM DOWN!!
Ash: But..I don't want this baby!! Wheres the nearest abortion place thing!!????!
Doctor: Theres no need for that..
Ash: You mean..WE'RE GETTING MARRIED????!!?!?!
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The kind hearted doctor took Ash into a room and made Pikachu stay outside.
Doctor: Now..whats this all about?
Ash: The guy said I was having a baby..he said I was five months late...
Doctor: First off..If you where five months late..you would notice something by now..
Ash: ::weeps::
Doctor: Second off.. YOUR A GUY!! GUYS DON'T HAVE BABIES!!
Ash: ::holds stomach:: DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT CHARLETTE!!!!
Doctor: Alright..alright..here ::hands Ash a cup::
Ash: ::takes it:: Whats this for?
Doctor: Go into the bathroom and pee in it.
Ash: ....fine
15 Minutes later...
Ash: I'm done.
Doctor: What were you doing in there?
Ash: Its a private thing...::gives the doctor the cup..which took 15 min. to fill half way::
Doctor: I'll be right back..::walks out of room::
Ash: ::rubs stomach:: Don't worry Charlette...Everything is going to be alright..
Pikachu: ::peeks in:: pika?
Ash: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
Pikachu: CHU??!?!?
Ash: YES YOU!!!! YOU AND YOUR RAGING HORMONES!!
Pikachu: PIKAAACHU!! ::shocks Ash::
Doctor: ::enters room:: OK BREAK IT UP!! What in the world is going on in here?!!?
Ash: ITS ALL HIS FAULT!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!
Pikachu: ::pouts:: pppiika..chu..
Doctor: I have good news..your not pregnant! You can go now!
Ash: ITS NOT TRUE!!!!! ITS NOOTTT TTRRUUUUEE!!!!!!!!
Doctor: GET OUT!!
Ash: ::dashes away with Pikachu::
Meanwhile..
Misty: I wonder where Ash went..
Brock: ::singing quietly:: I wanna tell you what I feel..but I don't know where to start..I wan- HEY!! NURSE JJOOOYYY!!
Misty: ...?
Ash: ::walks in:: Its..not..true..
Misty: Ash! Where have you been?
Ash: O_O WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???!!? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME?!?!? I'M PREGNANT BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Misty: Ahh..wouldnt..it be the other way around?
Ash: Pregnant..
Misty: Nevermind...
Brock: And once when I was a young boy I had a pet bird..
Joy: I love birds!
Brock: ::hearts:: EEEEE
Pikachu: Pika...
Ash: Come Pikachu..
Pikachu: chuu..
Ash: ...I wanted my badge..But instead I got a baby..
Misty: You can't have babies..how would it fit through...I mean its..well..YOU JUST CAN'T!!
Ash: Will you go get me my badge? I can't find the gym..
Misty: The gym is closed..Its now in the hill area. We can go there tomarrow..alright?
Brock: Its name was Tweety..I love cows too. I wanted a cow but I got a bird..I lived to love it..
Joy: Thats wonderful.
Ash: ::pale face:: Excuse me while I go vomit..
Next day..
Ash: WAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAaaaAAAaaaa..
Misty: WHAT!!?!?!
Ash: AAAAAAA I WANT A SUNDAE!! AND TACO BELL!!!
Brock: ::whispers to Misty:: I think this whole...pregnant thing is just so Ash can get free food..
Misty: HOW CAN HE HAVE BABIES???!?!
Ash: WAAAAAAAAHAAAA
Misty: STOP IT!!
Ash: EEEEEP
::all continue walking::
Gary shows up looking for the Hino Valley Gym. He starts making comments about Ash..like your dumb your stupid..etc.
Gary: Hey Ashie..
Ash: DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I'M HAVING A BABY??!?!?!? CHARLETTE DOESN'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOU!! GET OUT!!
Gary: ...Geez man..don't get all hissy at me...
Ash: ::cries::
Gary: Crap..aww come here?
Ash: ::happy hug::
Gary: Yes..lets never speak of this again..Alright I'll leave..you sure you want me to go? Alright If you insisit..::runs away::
Ash: ::pissed:: ^@$&^#*$#^*$^*#%&#%&#&$^*(*@^@&U@!!! ITS ALL HIS FAULT!!!!
Misty: THIS IS TOO CRAZY!! DON'T YOU FAN READERS REALIZE THAT HE CAN'T HAVE BABIES?!?!!?
Fan Readers: We like potatoes.
Misty:.................... I'M LEAVING!!!! ::runs off::
Fan Readers: MAH AH!!
Ash: WAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA huh? ::sees a little red animal on the ground and points pokedex at it::
Pokedex: Magby. The fire baby pokemon. Evolves into Magmar.
Magby: Maagg!!
Ash: I HAD A MAGBY??!!?
Brock: No you didn't. You had...WHAT?!?
Ash: ::picks up Magby:: Hello my darling baby..uh ::flips it upside down:: girl!!
Magby: ^_^ biee
Ash: Your so cute!!
Brock: Ash..thats not yours..
Ash: HOW DARE YOU!!
Brock: ::notes collor on Magby:: Its..::reads it:: Miss. Rei Hino's Magby. And its name is Maggie.
Ash: Hello Maggie waggie..
Brock: ITS NOT YOURS!!!
Ash: I love you too Maggie..::hugs it::
Brock: ::sighs::
Ash steped proudly out of the Mizuno Town Gym, eager for more badges. Misty and Brock joined up with him and Pikachu and set off for the next gym.
Ash: Soo..wheres the next gym at?
Brock: ::looking at a map:: Its in Hino Valley. About a mile south of here. If we hurry up..we can be there by dark.
They began to walk along to the next gym. As Brock said, by night they would probubly be there..and they where.They stood infront of a huge valley with little houses widly spread apart, a few buildings for shopping, a Pokemon Center and a large..what looked like to be an abandoned building. Brock and Misty wanted to go straight to the Pokemon Center, but Ash insisted that he wanted his badge..so he dashed into the town, leaving his friends behind. Before they followed him, Misty noticed a sign that read "IMPORTANT! The Hino Valley Gym has been closed for renovation since January. Please note the gym has been moved to a new location in the Hino Valley Hill area."
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Down in the small village was Ash and Pikachu..wandering around for the gym. A sign on the road read "GYM THIS WAY" So Ash followed it down a rocky path. When he got to the gym, it looked like it was very old and was torn down..or a tornado hit it. The gym was shapped like a temple. It had a small bridge leading to temple that laid over a moat.The moat looked like dirty lake water. Ash walked over the bridge. When on the other side..he knocked on the gym doors. A tall, husky man came out.
Man: WHAT??!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Ash: I'm...here..to battle the gym leader..
Man: WELL..YOUR FIVE MONTHS LATE!!!!
Ash stood there in shock as the man slamed the door in his face.
Ash:....I'M PREGNANT?!?!!?!?!
Pikachu: ::pats Ash on the head {hes on his sholder..}:: pika..pi..
____
Dispite the fact that he was pregnant...Ash was still determined for that Flame Badge. He walked along in shame to the pokemon center. On the way there, he passed by a hospital. He walked inside and was greated by a tall doctor.
Doctor: Good evening..here to visit someone?
Ash:...no..I need your help..
Doctor: ::worried:: Whats the problem son?
Ash: I'M HAVING A SON?!!?!
Doctor: What?
Ash: I'M PREGNANT!! I NEED YOUR HELP!! ::glomps onto doctor::
Doctor: CALM DOWN!!
Ash: But..I don't want this baby!! Wheres the nearest abortion place thing!!????!
Doctor: Theres no need for that..
Ash: You mean..WE'RE GETTING MARRIED????!!?!?!
___
The kind hearted doctor took Ash into a room and made Pikachu stay outside.
Doctor: Now..whats this all about?
Ash: The guy said I was having a baby..he said I was five months late...
Doctor: First off..If you where five months late..you would notice something by now..
Ash: ::weeps::
Doctor: Second off.. YOUR A GUY!! GUYS DON'T HAVE BABIES!!
Ash: ::holds stomach:: DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT CHARLETTE!!!!
Doctor: Alright..alright..here ::hands Ash a cup::
Ash: ::takes it:: Whats this for?
Doctor: Go into the bathroom and pee in it.
Ash: ....fine
15 Minutes later...
Ash: I'm done.
Doctor: What were you doing in there?
Ash: Its a private thing...::gives the doctor the cup..which took 15 min. to fill half way::
Doctor: I'll be right back..::walks out of room::
Ash: ::rubs stomach:: Don't worry Charlette...Everything is going to be alright..
Pikachu: ::peeks in:: pika?
Ash: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
Pikachu: CHU??!?!?
Ash: YES YOU!!!! YOU AND YOUR RAGING HORMONES!!
Pikachu: PIKAAACHU!! ::shocks Ash::
Doctor: ::enters room:: OK BREAK IT UP!! What in the world is going on in here?!!?
Ash: ITS ALL HIS FAULT!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!
Pikachu: ::pouts:: pppiika..chu..
Doctor: I have good news..your not pregnant! You can go now!
Ash: ITS NOT TRUE!!!!! ITS NOOTTT TTRRUUUUEE!!!!!!!!
Doctor: GET OUT!!
Ash: ::dashes away with Pikachu::
Meanwhile..
Misty: I wonder where Ash went..
Brock: ::singing quietly:: I wanna tell you what I feel..but I don't know where to start..I wan- HEY!! NURSE JJOOOYYY!!
Misty: ...?
Ash: ::walks in:: Its..not..true..
Misty: Ash! Where have you been?
Ash: O_O WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???!!? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME?!?!? I'M PREGNANT BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Misty: Ahh..wouldnt..it be the other way around?
Ash: Pregnant..
Misty: Nevermind...
Brock: And once when I was a young boy I had a pet bird..
Joy: I love birds!
Brock: ::hearts:: EEEEE
Pikachu: Pika...
Ash: Come Pikachu..
Pikachu: chuu..
Ash: ...I wanted my badge..But instead I got a baby..
Misty: You can't have babies..how would it fit through...I mean its..well..YOU JUST CAN'T!!
Ash: Will you go get me my badge? I can't find the gym..
Misty: The gym is closed..Its now in the hill area. We can go there tomarrow..alright?
Brock: Its name was Tweety..I love cows too. I wanted a cow but I got a bird..I lived to love it..
Joy: Thats wonderful.
Ash: ::pale face:: Excuse me while I go vomit..
Next day..
Ash: WAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAaaaAAAaaaa..
Misty: WHAT!!?!?!
Ash: AAAAAAA I WANT A SUNDAE!! AND TACO BELL!!!
Brock: ::whispers to Misty:: I think this whole...pregnant thing is just so Ash can get free food..
Misty: HOW CAN HE HAVE BABIES???!?!
Ash: WAAAAAAAAHAAAA
Misty: STOP IT!!
Ash: EEEEEP
::all continue walking::
Gary shows up looking for the Hino Valley Gym. He starts making comments about Ash..like your dumb your stupid..etc.
Gary: Hey Ashie..
Ash: DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I'M HAVING A BABY??!?!?!? CHARLETTE DOESN'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOU!! GET OUT!!
Gary: ...Geez man..don't get all hissy at me...
Ash: ::cries::
Gary: Crap..aww come here?
Ash: ::happy hug::
Gary: Yes..lets never speak of this again..Alright I'll leave..you sure you want me to go? Alright If you insisit..::runs away::
Ash: ::pissed:: ^@$&^#*$#^*$^*#%&#%&#&$^*(*@^@&U@!!! ITS ALL HIS FAULT!!!!
Misty: THIS IS TOO CRAZY!! DON'T YOU FAN READERS REALIZE THAT HE CAN'T HAVE BABIES?!?!!?
Fan Readers: We like potatoes.
Misty:.................... I'M LEAVING!!!! ::runs off::
Fan Readers: MAH AH!!
Ash: WAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA huh? ::sees a little red animal on the ground and points pokedex at it::
Pokedex: Magby. The fire baby pokemon. Evolves into Magmar.
Magby: Maagg!!
Ash: I HAD A MAGBY??!!?
Brock: No you didn't. You had...WHAT?!?
Ash: ::picks up Magby:: Hello my darling baby..uh ::flips it upside down:: girl!!
Magby: ^_^ biee
Ash: Your so cute!!
Brock: Ash..thats not yours..
Ash: HOW DARE YOU!!
Brock: ::notes collor on Magby:: Its..::reads it:: Miss. Rei Hino's Magby. And its name is Maggie.
Ash: Hello Maggie waggie..
Brock: ITS NOT YOURS!!!
Ash: I love you too Maggie..::hugs it::
Brock: ::sighs::
