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Ash and Brock met up with a young lady thats the gym leader. Her name is Lita. Ash was very eager to battle with her...that he peed his pants. He felt so embarresed he decided to hide in the pokemon center and give Pikachu up to Team Rocket and auction his hat on Ebay. He then sat in the closet weeping until he got a call from Misty in Kaioh. Apparently she met up with the gym leader Michelle and she was coming to Kino City to join with Ash and Brock. Then Ash went back to the gym, and confronted the leader, Lita. She was kind and said hi to him. But he cowered and ran away. She was all o_O. Misty has returned and Michelle is with her. More bad news....Misty spent all there money on shopping. Brock spent his on the latest breeder gear....and Ash spent his on new underwear and Digimon cards. Not so discouraged yet..our hero leaves again for the gym. They meet up with a tall girl with bright blue eyes and blonde hair tied back in pigtails. She introduced herself as Charlette. Our story begins here...
Charlette: Hi! Are you here to battle Lita too? Lets have a warm up before we go in!
Misty: Charlette?
Brock: Charlette?!?!?
Ash: YEA!! HONEY! YOU CAME BACK!!
Charlette: Excuse me? O_O
Ash: ::glomp::
Brock: Read chapter three The Lost Gym. ::hands Charlette a script::
Charlette: ::reads:: HE HAD A BABY NAMED CHARLETTE!?! HOW CAN HE HAVE A BABY?!!??
Misty: YES!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY AGREES WITH ME!! YEA!! HA HA IN YOUR FACE MICHELLE!
Brock: ...She left a long time ago.
Ash: Is there a 6 in Charlette?
Charlette: No..and I like it the way it is..no numbers..
Ash: POO YOU 6 ISN'T A NUMBER!
Misty: Yeah its your I.Q.
Brock: Ah I see the auther inserted some corny jokes.
Me: INDEED
Charlette: Sooooooooooo moving on. Lets battle?
Ash: NO!! ::glomp::
Me: ::stands on the side of fic eating popems:: HEY ASH WANT SOME? ANY BODY?
Ash: YEA!! ::un-glomps Charlette::
Me: OK Open wide!! Your modivation...is a BASKETBALL HOOP!!
Misty: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SAILOR LEAGUE?!
Me: O_O ::drops popem box..the all spill all over the floor.. and dashes off::
Popems: FREEDOM!!
Ash: HEY FREE POPEMS!! ::picks all of them up and puts them into box...then yes...begins to devour them::
Charlette: Are we gonna battle?! I'm getting impatient!! I'M LEAVING FOR THE GYM! BYE WEIRDOS!
Ash: What a b!@#$.
Misty: O_O Whatever...::eats popems::
Popems: AGONY AGONY AGONNYY!!
Ash: How about lunch?
Brock: HEY EVERYBODY! I JUST MADE UP A SONG AND I HOPE YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME!
Misty: No lets fill up on popems?
Ash: Thats the spirit!
Brock: ITS CALLED I'M A CUCUMBER HERE WE GO ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
Ash: How about a healthy salad?
Misty: No? Ok sure!
Brock: I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM BUM!
Misty: ::chops on salad:: Looks like sooommeeeone watches to much Adult Swim...hm
Brock: WELL DUH!! I'M AN ADULT!! I STAY UP TILL TWELVE JUST TO SEE FAYE VALENTINE!! OH YEA!
Ash: O_O WHAT!?!? I only watch Home Movies and the BRAK SHOW! ITS NOT FAIR!!
Misty: ::cell phone rings:: Hello? Hold on..::covers phone:: Hey you guys! I won a free phone call from Left Eye!! ::goes back to phone:: Oh my..really? WOW I love you! Your so cool!
Ash: ::sweatdrop:: LEMME TALK!! ::cell phone rings:: Hello? No I ate them all. WHAT!! NO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM!! So we where supposed to go with Charie? Huh. Ok. Gotcha. Ok Bye. ::hangs up:: That was the author. She said to get out butts in gear and go back, find Charlette and go to the gym. Apparently Brock wasn't supposed to sing until he made a surprise appearence as a drunken Piccolo in one of AAV's fics.
Brock: I WANT A CELL!
Ash: Come on people. Lets go.
Oh yeah its about time I get some RESPECT! Ok. Our heros leave the center to the Kino City Gym. But, they make a small stop at the Kino Harbor to go to the Kino Hotel to find Charlette. I don't know why they did that. She was in the Pokemon center. A long journey back to the center to find Charlette with (dramatic drum roll) Gary.
Gary: Yea. I just came down from the hills to. How many badges you got?
Charlette: Well...none right now. I wanted to test out my strength on the Kino leader. But shes to hard. So I've been trying to find trainers to battle.
Gary: Any really good trainers?
Charlette: No just poop head weirdos that call me 6.
Ash: ::butts in:: HEY I ASKED YOU IF I COULD SPELL YOUR NAME WITH A 6!! NOT HI 6 YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY!
Gary: Lookie who it is.
Ash: ::fwap:: YO TENGO UNA GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!
Gary: YOU HAVE A GUN?! O_O
All: ::slowly walk away::
Ash: ::tilts head:: Actually..no I don't. Sorry.
Gary: Its ok...Don't worry about it. You know what!!
Ash: No..
Gary: How about I give you this laptop and you leave me and Charlette alone. Ok? ::holds out laptop::
Ash: POTPAL!!! YEA!!
I'm stopping this madness. A HUGE ball rolls into scene. All stare at it until it explodes and smoke fills the air. Three dark figures appear in the midst...
Voice: WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES!
Voice 2: HEHAHAHEHEEE!!
Voice 3: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
Voice: AND MAKE THAT..TRIPLE!
Voice 2: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Voice 3: TO UNITE ALL STARS WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE!
Voice: TO DENOUNCE THE BAD STUFF!!
Voice 2: Bad stuff? oh.. TO EXTEND OUR POWER TO THE PLANETS AND BEYOND!
Voice 3: SEIYA!!
Voice: YATEN!!
Voice 2: TAIKI!!
All: WE ARE THE ROCKET LIGHTS OF A NEW POKEMON WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHA!! AH HA!!
The smoke clears and three TALL DARK AND HANDSOME ehem rockets appear!! They all reach for there belts and grab there pokeballs...before being blown to smitherreeeennsss by Pikachu's thunderbolt.
Misty: I remember them! I met them back in Kaioh! They must be following us.
___
Taiki: Soo..what now?
Seiya: How about a movie?
Taiki: Baka..
Yaten: Hey I got tickets!
Seiya: To what?
Yaten: Umm..Adult..Love..XX?
___
Ash and Brock met up with a young lady thats the gym leader. Her name is Lita. Ash was very eager to battle with her...that he peed his pants. He felt so embarresed he decided to hide in the pokemon center and give Pikachu up to Team Rocket and auction his hat on Ebay. He then sat in the closet weeping until he got a call from Misty in Kaioh. Apparently she met up with the gym leader Michelle and she was coming to Kino City to join with Ash and Brock. Then Ash went back to the gym, and confronted the leader, Lita. She was kind and said hi to him. But he cowered and ran away. She was all o_O. Misty has returned and Michelle is with her. More bad news....Misty spent all there money on shopping. Brock spent his on the latest breeder gear....and Ash spent his on new underwear and Digimon cards. Not so discouraged yet..our hero leaves again for the gym. They meet up with a tall girl with bright blue eyes and blonde hair tied back in pigtails. She introduced herself as Charlette. Our story begins here...
Charlette: Hi! Are you here to battle Lita too? Lets have a warm up before we go in!
Misty: Charlette?
Brock: Charlette?!?!?
Ash: YEA!! HONEY! YOU CAME BACK!!
Charlette: Excuse me? O_O
Ash: ::glomp::
Brock: Read chapter three The Lost Gym. ::hands Charlette a script::
Charlette: ::reads:: HE HAD A BABY NAMED CHARLETTE!?! HOW CAN HE HAVE A BABY?!!??
Misty: YES!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY AGREES WITH ME!! YEA!! HA HA IN YOUR FACE MICHELLE!
Brock: ...She left a long time ago.
Ash: Is there a 6 in Charlette?
Charlette: No..and I like it the way it is..no numbers..
Ash: POO YOU 6 ISN'T A NUMBER!
Misty: Yeah its your I.Q.
Brock: Ah I see the auther inserted some corny jokes.
Me: INDEED
Charlette: Sooooooooooo moving on. Lets battle?
Ash: NO!! ::glomp::
Me: ::stands on the side of fic eating popems:: HEY ASH WANT SOME? ANY BODY?
Ash: YEA!! ::un-glomps Charlette::
Me: OK Open wide!! Your modivation...is a BASKETBALL HOOP!!
Misty: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SAILOR LEAGUE?!
Me: O_O ::drops popem box..the all spill all over the floor.. and dashes off::
Popems: FREEDOM!!
Ash: HEY FREE POPEMS!! ::picks all of them up and puts them into box...then yes...begins to devour them::
Charlette: Are we gonna battle?! I'm getting impatient!! I'M LEAVING FOR THE GYM! BYE WEIRDOS!
Ash: What a b!@#$.
Misty: O_O Whatever...::eats popems::
Popems: AGONY AGONY AGONNYY!!
Ash: How about lunch?
Brock: HEY EVERYBODY! I JUST MADE UP A SONG AND I HOPE YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME!
Misty: No lets fill up on popems?
Ash: Thats the spirit!
Brock: ITS CALLED I'M A CUCUMBER HERE WE GO ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
Ash: How about a healthy salad?
Misty: No? Ok sure!
Brock: I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM BUM!
Misty: ::chops on salad:: Looks like sooommeeeone watches to much Adult Swim...hm
Brock: WELL DUH!! I'M AN ADULT!! I STAY UP TILL TWELVE JUST TO SEE FAYE VALENTINE!! OH YEA!
Ash: O_O WHAT!?!? I only watch Home Movies and the BRAK SHOW! ITS NOT FAIR!!
Misty: ::cell phone rings:: Hello? Hold on..::covers phone:: Hey you guys! I won a free phone call from Left Eye!! ::goes back to phone:: Oh my..really? WOW I love you! Your so cool!
Ash: ::sweatdrop:: LEMME TALK!! ::cell phone rings:: Hello? No I ate them all. WHAT!! NO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM!! So we where supposed to go with Charie? Huh. Ok. Gotcha. Ok Bye. ::hangs up:: That was the author. She said to get out butts in gear and go back, find Charlette and go to the gym. Apparently Brock wasn't supposed to sing until he made a surprise appearence as a drunken Piccolo in one of AAV's fics.
Brock: I WANT A CELL!
Ash: Come on people. Lets go.
Oh yeah its about time I get some RESPECT! Ok. Our heros leave the center to the Kino City Gym. But, they make a small stop at the Kino Harbor to go to the Kino Hotel to find Charlette. I don't know why they did that. She was in the Pokemon center. A long journey back to the center to find Charlette with (dramatic drum roll) Gary.
Gary: Yea. I just came down from the hills to. How many badges you got?
Charlette: Well...none right now. I wanted to test out my strength on the Kino leader. But shes to hard. So I've been trying to find trainers to battle.
Gary: Any really good trainers?
Charlette: No just poop head weirdos that call me 6.
Ash: ::butts in:: HEY I ASKED YOU IF I COULD SPELL YOUR NAME WITH A 6!! NOT HI 6 YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY!
Gary: Lookie who it is.
Ash: ::fwap:: YO TENGO UNA GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!
Gary: YOU HAVE A GUN?! O_O
All: ::slowly walk away::
Ash: ::tilts head:: Actually..no I don't. Sorry.
Gary: Its ok...Don't worry about it. You know what!!
Ash: No..
Gary: How about I give you this laptop and you leave me and Charlette alone. Ok? ::holds out laptop::
Ash: POTPAL!!! YEA!!
I'm stopping this madness. A HUGE ball rolls into scene. All stare at it until it explodes and smoke fills the air. Three dark figures appear in the midst...
Voice: WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES!
Voice 2: HEHAHAHEHEEE!!
Voice 3: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
Voice: AND MAKE THAT..TRIPLE!
Voice 2: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Voice 3: TO UNITE ALL STARS WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE!
Voice: TO DENOUNCE THE BAD STUFF!!
Voice 2: Bad stuff? oh.. TO EXTEND OUR POWER TO THE PLANETS AND BEYOND!
Voice 3: SEIYA!!
Voice: YATEN!!
Voice 2: TAIKI!!
All: WE ARE THE ROCKET LIGHTS OF A NEW POKEMON WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHA!! AH HA!!
The smoke clears and three TALL DARK AND HANDSOME ehem rockets appear!! They all reach for there belts and grab there pokeballs...before being blown to smitherreeeennsss by Pikachu's thunderbolt.
Misty: I remember them! I met them back in Kaioh! They must be following us.
___
Taiki: Soo..what now?
Seiya: How about a movie?
Taiki: Baka..
Yaten: Hey I got tickets!
Seiya: To what?
Yaten: Umm..Adult..Love..XX?
___
