Title: Mary Sue the Pokemon Master
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Fifth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...more Mary Sue!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue was innocently and perfectly walking down the road. She had long, perfect brown hair, that was done in your choice of any perfect Anime styles, and it reached down to her waist. She also had large, perfect green eyes, the most perfect green Anime eyes--no, the most perfect Anime eyes that were ever drawn. She also had the most perfect Anime figure, and everything else about her was perfect.
She was perfectly admiring the not-so-perfect landscape, when she noticed a not-so-perfect boy and a Pikachu walking down the road, followed by what she thought was an ugly redhead and a scary looking...er...Brock.
"Hi," she said, trying to be perfectly polite.
"Uh," Ash said in his unperfect Anime voice, "hi."
There was a perfect whirly Anime thing of colors, where Mary Sue was holding a Pokeball.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" She said in her perfect voice. She also had a perfect singing voice, which came in when she wanted to furthur ruin the plot of anything by turning it into a musical.
"Ok!" Ash said eagerly. Misty was muttering something to him.
"Be careful, Ash, you know...she's so perfect."
"Yeah..." Brock said dreamily as he was not-perfectly floating a few inches off the ground, his eyes replaced by perfect hearts.
"I choose you, Pikachu!"
I not-perfect Pikachu jumped out from beside Ash, who grinned, thinking that this Mary Sue did not have a chance.
"Go, Perfect-Pika!" She yelled in her perfect Pokemon battling voice.
A perfect Pikachu jumped out of its Pokeball and stood in front of Ash's Pikachu.
"Pikachu, Thunder!" Ash yelled.
"Perfect-Pika, Perfect Thunderbolt!" Mary Sue screamed perfectly at her perfect Pokemon.
Ash's Pikachu attacked Perfect-Pika, who perfectly dodged it. Then Perfect- Pika perfectly hit Pikachu with its Perfect Thunderbolt, which as all superplayers know knocks out the opponent's Pokemon instantly.
Ash ran, concerned and imperfect, over to his Pikachu's side.
"YOU [censored, Misty has a bad mouth and I want people under the age of 21 to be able to read this too]!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Misty took a [weapon, you don't need to know which one, Misty is very violent] and [censored, but you can guess what she did with it, right? And if you can't, image a knife or gun...].
Mary Sue gave a perfect scream before perfectly dying. And her blue blood (because she was perfect and perfectly rich) slowly left her body.
"C'mon," Misty said to a back to normal (although nonperfect) Brock and a gallant but nonperfect loser (although he was really perfectly the winner). They walked down the road, arm, in arm, expect for Pikachu, which was perfectly KO'd, and everybody had perfectly forgotten him.
==XxXxX==
^_^ ThanX again to all of you who bother to r/r my stories! I'll have something besides Mary Sue coming up soon! ^_^
Coming soon...Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag.
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Fifth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...more Mary Sue!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue was innocently and perfectly walking down the road. She had long, perfect brown hair, that was done in your choice of any perfect Anime styles, and it reached down to her waist. She also had large, perfect green eyes, the most perfect green Anime eyes--no, the most perfect Anime eyes that were ever drawn. She also had the most perfect Anime figure, and everything else about her was perfect.
She was perfectly admiring the not-so-perfect landscape, when she noticed a not-so-perfect boy and a Pikachu walking down the road, followed by what she thought was an ugly redhead and a scary looking...er...Brock.
"Hi," she said, trying to be perfectly polite.
"Uh," Ash said in his unperfect Anime voice, "hi."
There was a perfect whirly Anime thing of colors, where Mary Sue was holding a Pokeball.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" She said in her perfect voice. She also had a perfect singing voice, which came in when she wanted to furthur ruin the plot of anything by turning it into a musical.
"Ok!" Ash said eagerly. Misty was muttering something to him.
"Be careful, Ash, you know...she's so perfect."
"Yeah..." Brock said dreamily as he was not-perfectly floating a few inches off the ground, his eyes replaced by perfect hearts.
"I choose you, Pikachu!"
I not-perfect Pikachu jumped out from beside Ash, who grinned, thinking that this Mary Sue did not have a chance.
"Go, Perfect-Pika!" She yelled in her perfect Pokemon battling voice.
A perfect Pikachu jumped out of its Pokeball and stood in front of Ash's Pikachu.
"Pikachu, Thunder!" Ash yelled.
"Perfect-Pika, Perfect Thunderbolt!" Mary Sue screamed perfectly at her perfect Pokemon.
Ash's Pikachu attacked Perfect-Pika, who perfectly dodged it. Then Perfect- Pika perfectly hit Pikachu with its Perfect Thunderbolt, which as all superplayers know knocks out the opponent's Pokemon instantly.
Ash ran, concerned and imperfect, over to his Pikachu's side.
"YOU [censored, Misty has a bad mouth and I want people under the age of 21 to be able to read this too]!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Misty took a [weapon, you don't need to know which one, Misty is very violent] and [censored, but you can guess what she did with it, right? And if you can't, image a knife or gun...].
Mary Sue gave a perfect scream before perfectly dying. And her blue blood (because she was perfect and perfectly rich) slowly left her body.
"C'mon," Misty said to a back to normal (although nonperfect) Brock and a gallant but nonperfect loser (although he was really perfectly the winner). They walked down the road, arm, in arm, expect for Pikachu, which was perfectly KO'd, and everybody had perfectly forgotten him.
==XxXxX==
^_^ ThanX again to all of you who bother to r/r my stories! I'll have something besides Mary Sue coming up soon! ^_^
Coming soon...Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag.
