STILL REALLY DUMB ACCORDING TO ME.

"I mean we're going out, Brian. Is it that obvious? Don't tell anyone, Bri, please. You're the only person who knows, besides me and Harry, of course. Don't tell anybody, Bri."

"Is what she's saying true, Harry? You and Laur are already a couple?"

"Er…yeah," Harry replied. "Something wrong with that?"

"Not at all! That's cool, Harry. Damn, Lauren, you work fast."

"I didn't 'work', Bri," Lauren said, but Harry cut her off.

"She didn't 'work', Brian," Harry said defensively. "We both have, er…feelings for each other."

"Feelings? So Laur's not magically a player?"

"No!" Lauren exclaimed.

"So have you kissed already?" Harry turned a tinge of pink; Lauren blushed a shade darker. "You have?! Wow!"

"Yeah, we have," Harry said. He glanced at Lauren before adding, "A few times more than once, too."

"You made out already?!"

"No!" Lauren exclaimed again.

"Okay, so you've just kissed. How did it start?"

"We were just sitting on the window seat, and I had an urge to kiss him. He was sitting there staring out the window like a foot away from me and looking look way too cute and-So I did. By the way, Bri; why d'you need all the details?"

"I don't." Brian smiled slyly.

"Why you little-!" Lauren started before jumping over the arm of his chair, wrestling her brother to the ground. She threw a few air punches, laughing. Brian blocked Lauren's attempts and threw a few punches of his own, laughing along with his sister.

Harry watched, amazed. They had amazing control. Obviously, Lauren and Brian had both had professional training. Maybe martial arts were taught at Etines. Either that or they had taken lessons before they had joined Etines.

Suddenly, Hermione climbed through the portrait hole with Professor McGonagall following her. Hermione gasped when she saw Lauren and Brian wrestling on the carpet with Harry watching.

"Professor, don't do anything, please! They're just having fun," Harry jumped up and exclaimed to the teacher. She eyed him, but walked past the wrestlers and to the fire as she pulled her wand out of her robes.

"Firenius callious!" she cried, pointing her wand at the fire. A cordless telephone flew out of the fireplace. McGonagall caught it, put it to her ear, and said, "Professor Dumbledore," into the mouthpiece clearly. Brian and Lauren stopped in the middle of wrestling and stared at the teacher.

All attention went back to McGonagall when a life size Dumbledore appeared before them. Harry noticed that McGonagall had put the phone on the ground and the 'hologram' of Dumbledore had shot out of it.

"Hello, Professor," McGonagall said. "Everything seems to be in order here."

"Excellent," Professor Dumbledore replied. He scanned the room and added, "You may go about with your work now." His eyes came upon Lauren and Brian, who had continued their little wrestling match. Eyes twinkling, Dumbledore said, "They seem to be right at home." Neither Lauren nor Brian noticed his comment. Dumbledore continued. "Have a good night." He disappeared.
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yeah it doesnt really make sense does it?