Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 9, or The Weakest Link. Maybe I
would make more money if I did, but unfortunately, I don't, so...
A/N: If you haven't read the original FF9: The Weakest Link, you might
want to read that first, since I might be making references to that.
Behind the set...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hello peoples! Time to get ready to start!
CID: You again? Can't we just stop this madness?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Well, I don't know. Let me think. NO!
CID: Geez, don't get so messed up!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
EIKO: Hey I know how to make this funny!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Well?
EIKO: Let's all refer to each other in PIG LATIN!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
EIKO: So, Loudcay Ribaltay, what's in store for this chapter?
LOUDCAY RIBALTAY...I mean CLOUD TRIBAL: I will not degrade myself to this level...
EIKO: Oh, come on! You've got to have some fun!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I did! I killed Amarant last chapter!
EIKO: Oh, so you did kill Marantaay?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Yeah, so?
NECRON: I wanted to kill Marantaay...
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CID: Shut up, Lackbay Agemay.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Can we stop this now?
NECRON: You shut up Idcay, you old coot!
CID: YOu want some of me, Ecronnay?
(Cid and Necron proceed to beat the living itshay out of each other)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ummmm...this didn't add any value to the fanfic
EIKO: C'mon Teinersay join in!
STEINER: What witchcraft language is this anyway?
CLOUD TRIBAL: STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
(CT drags them all kicking and screaming onto the set)
ANNE: Welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
AUDIENCE: YAY!
ANNE: Necron, you go first. The category is any Squaresoft game. Start the clock at 2:10!
ANNE: Necron, who was the mother of the hero in Secret of Mana?
NECRON: The Mana Tree!
ANNE: Correct! Steiner, who did not join your party in Super Mario RPG: Bowser or Luigi?
STEINER: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...what?
ANNE: No, the answer is Luigi. Eiko, who is the villain who ends up joining your party in Chrono Trigger?
EIKO: ...Magus?
ANNE: Correct! Garland, what artifact created The Underworld in Legend of Mana?
GARLAND: Trembling Spoon?
ANNE: Correct! Black Mage, what does Serge have a dream of doing to Kid?
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
ANNE: Correct!
CID: Funny, I would have said sneaking into her house at night and getting some...
CLOUD TRIBAL: DO NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD ALONG THAT SUBJECT LINE!
CID: What? What did I do?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...Pervert...
ANNE: Pervert...I mean Cid, who was the first boss of Chrono Trigger?
CID: I believe it was something called Yakra.
ANNE: Correct! Necron, what Square game has a spiky haired kid with two magical swords?
NECRON: That was Brave Fencer Musashi.
ANNE: That is correct! Steiner...
STEINER: Bank! (Savings: 25,000 gil)
ANNE: ...Which Final Fantasy games were released for PC?
STEINER: ...Final Fantasies 7 and 9?
ANNE: Noooo...
STEINER: WHAT! You're telling me the Square peoples didn't release OUR game!
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: Eiko, wh-
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: I can't complete the question.
ANNE: And in this round you managed to bank a pitiful 25,000 gil!
EIKO: Is it worth less than CHocobo dung?
ANNE: ...Maybe.
EIKO: Mog dung?
ANNE: ...
EIKO: Dang.
ANNE: So vote!
(They vote...)
ANNE: Let's see who gets kicked off.
STEINER: ...Cid.
EIKO: Steiner.
GARLAND: ...Steiner.
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CID: ...Steiner.
NECRON: Cid.
ANNE: Well, I see. Steiner, why Cid?
STEINER: He's a womanizer!
CID: What are you saying?
STEIENR: You know what I'm saying.
CID: Rusty freak...
STEINER: WHAT!
CID: Ummm...
ANNE: Steiner, just get out of here.
(Steiner walks off the set to the sound of his rusty armor)
Behind the set...
STEINER: No...how did I lose? WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!
STEINER: I think Cid will leave next, since he will probably touch Anne's rear and say
something like "Ooh, soft".
Back to the set...
ANNE: Well, stay tuned for more humor!
EIKO: Bu-bye, y'all. See y'all around next time!
ALL: ...
would make more money if I did, but unfortunately, I don't, so...
A/N: If you haven't read the original FF9: The Weakest Link, you might
want to read that first, since I might be making references to that.
Behind the set...
CLOUD TRIBAL: Hello peoples! Time to get ready to start!
CID: You again? Can't we just stop this madness?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Well, I don't know. Let me think. NO!
CID: Geez, don't get so messed up!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
EIKO: Hey I know how to make this funny!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Well?
EIKO: Let's all refer to each other in PIG LATIN!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
EIKO: So, Loudcay Ribaltay, what's in store for this chapter?
LOUDCAY RIBALTAY...I mean CLOUD TRIBAL: I will not degrade myself to this level...
EIKO: Oh, come on! You've got to have some fun!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I did! I killed Amarant last chapter!
EIKO: Oh, so you did kill Marantaay?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Yeah, so?
NECRON: I wanted to kill Marantaay...
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CID: Shut up, Lackbay Agemay.
CLOUD TRIBAL: Can we stop this now?
NECRON: You shut up Idcay, you old coot!
CID: YOu want some of me, Ecronnay?
(Cid and Necron proceed to beat the living itshay out of each other)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Ummmm...this didn't add any value to the fanfic
EIKO: C'mon Teinersay join in!
STEINER: What witchcraft language is this anyway?
CLOUD TRIBAL: STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
(CT drags them all kicking and screaming onto the set)
ANNE: Welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
AUDIENCE: YAY!
ANNE: Necron, you go first. The category is any Squaresoft game. Start the clock at 2:10!
ANNE: Necron, who was the mother of the hero in Secret of Mana?
NECRON: The Mana Tree!
ANNE: Correct! Steiner, who did not join your party in Super Mario RPG: Bowser or Luigi?
STEINER: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...what?
ANNE: No, the answer is Luigi. Eiko, who is the villain who ends up joining your party in Chrono Trigger?
EIKO: ...Magus?
ANNE: Correct! Garland, what artifact created The Underworld in Legend of Mana?
GARLAND: Trembling Spoon?
ANNE: Correct! Black Mage, what does Serge have a dream of doing to Kid?
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
ANNE: Correct!
CID: Funny, I would have said sneaking into her house at night and getting some...
CLOUD TRIBAL: DO NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD ALONG THAT SUBJECT LINE!
CID: What? What did I do?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...Pervert...
ANNE: Pervert...I mean Cid, who was the first boss of Chrono Trigger?
CID: I believe it was something called Yakra.
ANNE: Correct! Necron, what Square game has a spiky haired kid with two magical swords?
NECRON: That was Brave Fencer Musashi.
ANNE: That is correct! Steiner...
STEINER: Bank! (Savings: 25,000 gil)
ANNE: ...Which Final Fantasy games were released for PC?
STEINER: ...Final Fantasies 7 and 9?
ANNE: Noooo...
STEINER: WHAT! You're telling me the Square peoples didn't release OUR game!
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: ...
STEINER: ...
ANNE: Eiko, wh-
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: I can't complete the question.
ANNE: And in this round you managed to bank a pitiful 25,000 gil!
EIKO: Is it worth less than CHocobo dung?
ANNE: ...Maybe.
EIKO: Mog dung?
ANNE: ...
EIKO: Dang.
ANNE: So vote!
(They vote...)
ANNE: Let's see who gets kicked off.
STEINER: ...Cid.
EIKO: Steiner.
GARLAND: ...Steiner.
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CID: ...Steiner.
NECRON: Cid.
ANNE: Well, I see. Steiner, why Cid?
STEINER: He's a womanizer!
CID: What are you saying?
STEIENR: You know what I'm saying.
CID: Rusty freak...
STEINER: WHAT!
CID: Ummm...
ANNE: Steiner, just get out of here.
(Steiner walks off the set to the sound of his rusty armor)
Behind the set...
STEINER: No...how did I lose? WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!
STEINER: I think Cid will leave next, since he will probably touch Anne's rear and say
something like "Ooh, soft".
Back to the set...
ANNE: Well, stay tuned for more humor!
EIKO: Bu-bye, y'all. See y'all around next time!
ALL: ...
