Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 9, or The Weakest Link. Maybe I
would make more money if I did, but unfortunately, I don't, so...
A/N: If you haven't read the original FF9: The Weakest Link, you might
want to read that first, since I might be making references to that.
Behind the set...
NECRON: Cid's gone...
CID: No, I'm not!
GARLAND: But CT killed you!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
CID: I'm back and better than ever!
EIKO: NEW AND IMPROVED! NEW AND IMPROVED!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...(whistles)
CID: Eh?
(Suddenly the Prima Vista flies in and hits Cid, thus killing him)
NECRON: Oh my God! They killed Cid!
EIKO: You sons of a biscuit!
GARLAND: DEMON VEHICLE! DIE! (casts Flare)
(Prima Vista goes up in smoke)
BAKU: MY SHIP!! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: TWO! TWO! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
HILDA: ...Waaaaaaaaah!
EIKO: Huh?
HILDA: Cid's...dead! I realized I was wrong to leave him so I got on the Prima Vista,
but Baku didn't want me to, so he...he turned him into roadkill!
EIKO: But...an airship hit him, so shouldn't it be airkill?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
HILDA: Now my life has no meaning!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
HILDA: Goodbye cruel Gaia!
(Hilda jumps into the flaming Prima Vista)
EIKO: That's sad...but now they're united in death...just like Romeo and Juliet...
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
GARLAND: Why so silent today, CT?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ..If Cid came back, then...
AMARANT: Hiya!
CLOUD TRIBAL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AMARANT: Huh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: STAY DEAD FOR ONCE!
AMARANT: Not again! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew.
GARLAND: Is it just me or is this REALLY insane?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Too bad. Show time!
ALL: NO!
ANNE: Welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
AUDIENCE: ...Yay?
ANNE: Eiko, once again we start with you. 1:50 on the clock.
GARLAND: Wait! What's the category?
ANNE: How about whatever I want?
GARLAND: (sweatdrop)
ANNE: Start the clock. Eiko, why does a bird have wings?
EIKO: (sweatdrop) Because.
ANNE: Yes?
EIKO: Because!
ANNE: ...Correct. Garland, how many colors are in a rainbow?
GARLAND: ...Uh...let's see...1,2,3...hmmm, I guess....7?
ANNE: Is that a question or a statement?
GARLAND: STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME! But it's a statement...I think.
ANNE: ...Correct. Black Mage, what is the meaning of existence?
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Awww...I was gonna say that...
ANNE: Ummm...can't you say anything else?
NECRON: No, he can't. He never will. Now he got one wrong and we'll get rid of him!
BLACK MAGE: ...
ALL: ...
BLACK MAGE: ...Well, yes I actually can.
NECRON: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
BLACK MAGE: Well really people. I did get a bachelor's degree from Yale, you know.
ANNE: Then...you can answer the question!
BLACK MAGE: Yes, actually I can.
ANNE: Well I'll ask again...what is the meaning of exsitence?
BLACK MAGE: To play wonderfully entertaining Square products then top it off with
high quality NBC programming.
ANNE:....Sure, correct.
(Black Mage recieves money from NBC and Square)
ANNE: Necron, name The Three Stooges.
NECRON: Moe, Larry,and Curly....my idols!
ANNE: (sweatdrop)...Correct. Eiko, what is the almighty god of inspiration?
EIKO: Mr. Pibb!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I need some about now...
ANNE: Garland, where is a place to unleash your imagination and free your soul?
GARLAND: A good bar.
ANNE: ...
GARLAND: I mean FanFiction.Net!
ANNE: ...
GARLAND: Really!
ANNE: Fine. Correct. Black Mage, if I had 7,000 apples and I ate 6,000, what do I have?
BLACK MAGE: You're going to have one heck of a crap!
ANNE: ...
BLACK MAGE: A lifetime membership to Jenny Craig?
ANNE: ...
BLACK MAGE: ...(sigh)...1,000 apples...
ANNE: Correct! Necron...
NECRON: BANK! (Savings: 75,000 gil)
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: Ummm...vote!
(They vote...)
ANNE: And...let's see who leaves!
EIKO: Black Mage.
GARLAND: Eiko.
BLACK MAGE: KILL!...I mean, err...Eiko!
NECRON: ...Eiko.
ANNE: Well then. Garland, why did you vote for Eiko?
GARLAND: She's...WEIRD!
EIKO: What!
GARLAND: You're the one who did that Pig Latin thing and I hated that.
CLOUD TRIBAL: So did I.
ANNE: Well then Eiko, you are the Weakest Link.
ANNE: Goodbye!
EIKO: Oodbyegay!
(Eiko skips off stage)
Behind the set...
EIKO: Who cares about money anyway? I just was doing this on a dare.
MOG: Kupo!
EIKO: Ha, now it's my turn to dare you, Mog!
MOG: Kupoooooooooooooo...
Back on the set...
ANNE: Well, stay tuned!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't touch that hyperlink!
GARLAND: Please?
A/N: First of all, thanks to my friend PSX Master, since he helped me write this chapter.
I'm sadly suffering from writer's blcok, which is currently irrevocable. I don't know
when I'll get enough inspiration to write another chapter, but please bear with me.
would make more money if I did, but unfortunately, I don't, so...
A/N: If you haven't read the original FF9: The Weakest Link, you might
want to read that first, since I might be making references to that.
Behind the set...
NECRON: Cid's gone...
CID: No, I'm not!
GARLAND: But CT killed you!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
CID: I'm back and better than ever!
EIKO: NEW AND IMPROVED! NEW AND IMPROVED!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...(whistles)
CID: Eh?
(Suddenly the Prima Vista flies in and hits Cid, thus killing him)
NECRON: Oh my God! They killed Cid!
EIKO: You sons of a biscuit!
GARLAND: DEMON VEHICLE! DIE! (casts Flare)
(Prima Vista goes up in smoke)
BAKU: MY SHIP!! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: TWO! TWO! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
HILDA: ...Waaaaaaaaah!
EIKO: Huh?
HILDA: Cid's...dead! I realized I was wrong to leave him so I got on the Prima Vista,
but Baku didn't want me to, so he...he turned him into roadkill!
EIKO: But...an airship hit him, so shouldn't it be airkill?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
HILDA: Now my life has no meaning!!!
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
HILDA: Goodbye cruel Gaia!
(Hilda jumps into the flaming Prima Vista)
EIKO: That's sad...but now they're united in death...just like Romeo and Juliet...
CLOUD TRIBAL: ...
GARLAND: Why so silent today, CT?
CLOUD TRIBAL: ..If Cid came back, then...
AMARANT: Hiya!
CLOUD TRIBAL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AMARANT: Huh?
CLOUD TRIBAL: STAY DEAD FOR ONCE!
AMARANT: Not again! (dies)
CLOUD TRIBAL: Phew.
GARLAND: Is it just me or is this REALLY insane?
CLOUD TRIBAL: Too bad. Show time!
ALL: NO!
ANNE: Welcome back to "The Weakest Link"!
AUDIENCE: ...Yay?
ANNE: Eiko, once again we start with you. 1:50 on the clock.
GARLAND: Wait! What's the category?
ANNE: How about whatever I want?
GARLAND: (sweatdrop)
ANNE: Start the clock. Eiko, why does a bird have wings?
EIKO: (sweatdrop) Because.
ANNE: Yes?
EIKO: Because!
ANNE: ...Correct. Garland, how many colors are in a rainbow?
GARLAND: ...Uh...let's see...1,2,3...hmmm, I guess....7?
ANNE: Is that a question or a statement?
GARLAND: STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME! But it's a statement...I think.
ANNE: ...Correct. Black Mage, what is the meaning of existence?
BLACK MAGE: KILL!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Awww...I was gonna say that...
ANNE: Ummm...can't you say anything else?
NECRON: No, he can't. He never will. Now he got one wrong and we'll get rid of him!
BLACK MAGE: ...
ALL: ...
BLACK MAGE: ...Well, yes I actually can.
NECRON: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
BLACK MAGE: Well really people. I did get a bachelor's degree from Yale, you know.
ANNE: Then...you can answer the question!
BLACK MAGE: Yes, actually I can.
ANNE: Well I'll ask again...what is the meaning of exsitence?
BLACK MAGE: To play wonderfully entertaining Square products then top it off with
high quality NBC programming.
ANNE:....Sure, correct.
(Black Mage recieves money from NBC and Square)
ANNE: Necron, name The Three Stooges.
NECRON: Moe, Larry,and Curly....my idols!
ANNE: (sweatdrop)...Correct. Eiko, what is the almighty god of inspiration?
EIKO: Mr. Pibb!
CLOUD TRIBAL: I need some about now...
ANNE: Garland, where is a place to unleash your imagination and free your soul?
GARLAND: A good bar.
ANNE: ...
GARLAND: I mean FanFiction.Net!
ANNE: ...
GARLAND: Really!
ANNE: Fine. Correct. Black Mage, if I had 7,000 apples and I ate 6,000, what do I have?
BLACK MAGE: You're going to have one heck of a crap!
ANNE: ...
BLACK MAGE: A lifetime membership to Jenny Craig?
ANNE: ...
BLACK MAGE: ...(sigh)...1,000 apples...
ANNE: Correct! Necron...
NECRON: BANK! (Savings: 75,000 gil)
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ANNE: Ummm...vote!
(They vote...)
ANNE: And...let's see who leaves!
EIKO: Black Mage.
GARLAND: Eiko.
BLACK MAGE: KILL!...I mean, err...Eiko!
NECRON: ...Eiko.
ANNE: Well then. Garland, why did you vote for Eiko?
GARLAND: She's...WEIRD!
EIKO: What!
GARLAND: You're the one who did that Pig Latin thing and I hated that.
CLOUD TRIBAL: So did I.
ANNE: Well then Eiko, you are the Weakest Link.
ANNE: Goodbye!
EIKO: Oodbyegay!
(Eiko skips off stage)
Behind the set...
EIKO: Who cares about money anyway? I just was doing this on a dare.
MOG: Kupo!
EIKO: Ha, now it's my turn to dare you, Mog!
MOG: Kupoooooooooooooo...
Back on the set...
ANNE: Well, stay tuned!
CLOUD TRIBAL: Don't touch that hyperlink!
GARLAND: Please?
A/N: First of all, thanks to my friend PSX Master, since he helped me write this chapter.
I'm sadly suffering from writer's blcok, which is currently irrevocable. I don't know
when I'll get enough inspiration to write another chapter, but please bear with me.
