Christmas at the Jedi Temple

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars-unless I get it for Christmas (::fingers crossed::).


"Yoda," Qui-Gon commented, "Help me put up these lights on the tree."
"Moron, you are," Yoda replied, "Reach up there I can not. Short I am, Old and short. Never reach the top I can."
"I didn't ask you to put them on top. Here, just hold the cord for me. It's getting tangled."
"Cord? Edible is it?" Before Qui-Gon could reply, Yoda commenced munching on the green electrical wire.
"NO!"
Sadly, however, it was too late. To make a long story short, Yoda became a bright green night-light.
"Awesome that was," Yoda commented after Qui-Gon unplugged the cord for the electrical socket, breathing out smoke. "Hair became frizzy, though. Need not that perm after all!"
The other Jedi simply shook their heads. Yoda was getting increasingly more senile every year.

"I can't wait for Santa to come," Obi-Wan gushed to his master, as he placed a present under the decorated tree, "I can't wait to see what he brings! I mailed him an entire wish list of mine. I sent it in June-That way I beat the rush of letters."
Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan, then slowly stated, "You still believe in Santa?"
"Of Course!" Obi-Wan commented, "He is so real."
Yoda, over hearing the other Jedi's conversation, replied,
"27 your Padawan is. The truth he must know!"
"What do you mean, Master Yoda?" Obi-Wan asked, "Truth about what?"
"Real Santa is NOT!"
Obi-Wan's eyes grew huge with shock, then he bolted out of the room, screaming, "HE IS REAL! Santa Claus is REAL!"
"You should have just told him he was dead or something." Qui-Gon commented.
"Gullible you two are. Real of course Santa is. Believe not everything told to you."

It was Christmas morning, and Obi-Wan ran out of his room, still clad in his teddy bear pajamas, screaming for the other Jedi to wake up. "Santa has been here! He even ate the cookies I left! I knew he was real!!!!" Jumping up and down, Obi-Wan waited impatiently for the other Jedi to arise from bed.
Yawning, Yoda walked out of the bathroom, mumbling, "Too old for this, I am. Too early it is. Sleep more I must." However, before he could go back into his bathroom, Obi-Wan grabbed his arm and dragged him to the tree.
"Santa left you a present!" Obi-Wan said, excitedly.
The groggy look left Yoda's face as he loudly exclaimed, "Present for me? WHERE???"

"Plaid pants I love," Yoda stated, as he danced around the Jedi Council room for the 14th time that day, "Santa awesome is!"
"I am so glad Santa got my list!" Obi-Wan happily replied, "I really wanted this Collection of Fairy Tales, and the newest Transformer. I am so happy!"
"Gee, I sure like my wad of chewed gum," Qui-Gon replied sarcastically, looking at the crumpled pink wrapper.
"What you get, "Yoda stated, "For believing not in Santa Claus!"

"Should we discuss the true story of Christmas?" Mace Windu said, seriously, later that night, "Because it is an important story."
"Remember any of it, do you?" Yoda asked.
"Um...no," Mace admitted.
"I think I know what story you are talking about," Qui-Gon replied, "But I can't remember much of it."
"Yeah, I know that story too," Obi-Wan agreed, "There was a sheep or something in it."
"Yeah, and a donkey," added Qui-Gon.
"I don't remember much else about it," replied Mace, "There was a PBS special on it I think."
"PBS?" asked Obi-Wan, "That is the same channel as the Teletubbies!"



The End
Have Happy Holidays, you must!