Well, hello! Welcome to my Little world of weirdness!
I state for the record that this is my first fanfic. . . for ccs, and that I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story! It's all CLAMP's, always have been, always will be!
I don't pretend to be capable of speaking Japanese or knowing where to put it.
"Speaking"
*Stress/emphasis*
//thinking//
And then Yue said, "Bring it on."
By dr megalomania.
Part one: Yue and the easily distractible keroberos. . .
(Cue swelling, emotional opening music)
"Once upon a time. . ."
Clow Reed would have begun but was interrupted by—
"Nuh-uh."
"Yuh-ha!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Yuh-ha!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Yuuuuuuuh-HA!"
//This is now getting childish// Sniffing, he brought this up to a level more befitting his character.
"No."
"But—"
"I said, no." Yue raised an eyebrow.
"Please?"
The eyebrow inched higher, "no."
"Ah, go on! You know you wanna!"
"What part of 'no' don't you understand?"
That was what set the quivering lip off. "But Sakura really, really, *really* thinks you don't like her! She's our new mistress and you really don't want to make the new mistress of the Sakura cards. . . *and us*, sad, do you?"
"I have my own ways of showing affection. . ." Yue folded his arms, "besides. . . have you nothing better to do, Keroberos?"
Keroberos, Seal Beast, Sun Guardian of the former Clow cards, his technical brother, //The . . .// Yue added as an afterthought, // . . .*plush toy*//, floated thoughtfully in front of him, limbs carefully folded.
"Like what?"
Yue allowed his silence to imply the fact he was entertaining several *interesting* possibilities, none of which he would ever do, of course . . . he was above that, //Datte . . .// sighing, he glanced away from his long-term companion.
The moon was beautiful, in it's full crowning sphere. Allowing his eyes to slid shut, he concentrated on the slight breeze that pulled at his robe and ruffled his wings. He flexed his wings in the chilly but refreshing breeze, knowing they were reflecting the moonlight. He breathed in, savouring the chilled snap of the midnight air.
He reflected on the situation, normally the sun and moon guardians of the Clo—Sakura cards would not be arguing softly on the roof of the card mistress' residence in the middle of the night . . . oh no, *normally*, the moon guardian would be enjoying the clarity of his own thoughts, uncluttered by the emotions of his other self. And normally, the sun guardian would be . . . sleeping . . . dreaming of . . .
//. . . Dreaming of . . . //
"Hmmm. . .I wonder, what would the Keroberos, guardian of the seal, be dreaming of . . .?" Yue murmured to himself, unaware he had spoken aloud.
"Hoe?" Now it was Kero-chan's turn to raise a quizzical eyebrow. Yue had developed this rather annoying habit when they had first been created, his talented ability to disappear on little mental jaunts and then resurface on completely different topics had always amused Master Clow and annoyed Kero every time.
Worryingly, the moon guardian was now squinting at him, thoughtfully, as if assessing something. Then he nodded in some unknown conclusion.
When no explanation came forth, Kero ventured a quiet: "nani?"
The judgement maker started to nod. "Pudding." he muttered to himself.
Right on cue, the plush toy's eyes widened.
"*nani?!?*" Kero looked around himself rapidly, "pudding? Where?"
Yue decided that Kero's distraction provided an excellent opportunity to take off and escape.
Kero, on the other hand . . . or paw, realised what had just happened and called after the rapidly receding figure in the night sky.
"Aw, come on! Can't you just do it for me? I'm your brother . . . for Clow's sake! Not even an itty bitty—?"
Far away as it was, quiet as an echo, there was no mistaking Yue's answer:
"NO!"
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And now it's time for LEAVE IT TO DR MEGALOMANIA!!
DrM: Konnichiwa!!!
Kero: Hey! You're stealing my part!
DrM: Silence you! Or I'll force you to watch Cardcaptors . . . repeatingly!
Kero: I'll be good!
DrM: muha ha ha ha! So anyway how was it? Did you like it? Well there's more to come, don't worry!! Oh, yeah and here is some dictionary type thing:
Hai – yes
Iie – no
Nani – what
Datte – but still [I think, correct me if I'm wrong!]
Hoe – sakura's trademark saying, expression of surprise
Sakura – cherry blossom
Kero: well, everyone knows that last one! Hey, what are you doing in my chair? . . . with my pipe?. . .hey that's *MY* bowtie!
DrM: come back soon for the next part, and don't worry kero, I won't be in your chair for long . . . I hope to steal the throne of Evil . . .
Eriol: oh no, you won't!
DrM: hey! get back to where you were! You're not appearing yet! Ja ne, minna-chan!
