~This song...ah. Brings back memories. My music teacher had us, (The girl's choir) sing this for Christmas last year. Quite frankly, we were awful. We sang it, Mary's Boy Chile...which is how Malon will sing it! Mwa-hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! Evil Mexican-style music! Tacos for alll!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *Gets dragged off in a straight jacket*~
Link polished his newly-repaired reading glasses and slipped them on. "Who's up now, Ganondorf?"
Link ducked to narrowly miss a CD that Ganondorf had just hurled at him, frisbee-style. "That's DJ G-man, yo' foo!" Of course, Ganon's, or, rather, DJ G-Man's statement was a *bit* too loud, owing to the fact that he was still partially deaf from Zelda's opera-style rendition of "What Child Is This?"
Link gulped. "Right, DJ G-Man, who's up next?"
Ganondorf picked up the list and called out, "Yo! It's a little mama named Malon!"
Confused, Link walked back to Ganon. "Malon's a mom?"
He had to run back to his seat hunched over to avoid the hail of CDs that Ganon sent after him. "No, yo' foo! Yo' stupid, foo!"
The both of them stopped when they heard a country-sounding giggle from the stage. Jaws dropped as they spotted Malon.
Clad in an impossibly glittery miniskirt/skintight tank top combo, Malon waved her cowgirl hat at Link and then plunked it on top of her head and struck a pose. "Don't I look like a cowgirl, Fairy Boy?" She pointed at Ganon, and shouted, "Music!"
Unwilling to argue, Ganon started the CD.
"An' this would be 'Mary's Little Boy Child!'" Malon declared, producing a pair of maracas from somewhere in her costume. She started shaking them in time to the music.
"Clashing themes, eh?" Link muttered as Malon started to sing.
"Long time ago in Bethlehem,
So the Holy Bible say,
Mary's boy chile Jesus Christ
Was born on Christmas Day.
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
While shepherds watched their flocks by night
Them see a bright new shining star
Them hear a choir sing
The music come from afar.
Now Joseph and his wife Mary
Come to Bethlehem that nigh
Them find no place to born she chile
Not a single room was in sight
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
By and by they find a little nook
In a stable all forlorn
And in a manger cold and dark
Mary's little boy chile was born
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
Trumpets sound and angels sing,
Listen to what they say
That man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day!"
Link scanned the lyrics quickly. "G-Man, did she mess up?"
"No, man. She got every word right."
The Hero of Time laughed. "Well, the song's messed up already, I guess."
Malon's eyes flashed red, she dropped the maracas, and pulled a cattle whip out of her costume and stormed off the stage...towards Link!
Link yelped in terror and started running, with the crazy cowgirl hot on his heels, cracking the whip and yelling various angry phrases after the terrified bishounen.
Link polished his newly-repaired reading glasses and slipped them on. "Who's up now, Ganondorf?"
Link ducked to narrowly miss a CD that Ganondorf had just hurled at him, frisbee-style. "That's DJ G-man, yo' foo!" Of course, Ganon's, or, rather, DJ G-Man's statement was a *bit* too loud, owing to the fact that he was still partially deaf from Zelda's opera-style rendition of "What Child Is This?"
Link gulped. "Right, DJ G-Man, who's up next?"
Ganondorf picked up the list and called out, "Yo! It's a little mama named Malon!"
Confused, Link walked back to Ganon. "Malon's a mom?"
He had to run back to his seat hunched over to avoid the hail of CDs that Ganon sent after him. "No, yo' foo! Yo' stupid, foo!"
The both of them stopped when they heard a country-sounding giggle from the stage. Jaws dropped as they spotted Malon.
Clad in an impossibly glittery miniskirt/skintight tank top combo, Malon waved her cowgirl hat at Link and then plunked it on top of her head and struck a pose. "Don't I look like a cowgirl, Fairy Boy?" She pointed at Ganon, and shouted, "Music!"
Unwilling to argue, Ganon started the CD.
"An' this would be 'Mary's Little Boy Child!'" Malon declared, producing a pair of maracas from somewhere in her costume. She started shaking them in time to the music.
"Clashing themes, eh?" Link muttered as Malon started to sing.
"Long time ago in Bethlehem,
So the Holy Bible say,
Mary's boy chile Jesus Christ
Was born on Christmas Day.
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
While shepherds watched their flocks by night
Them see a bright new shining star
Them hear a choir sing
The music come from afar.
Now Joseph and his wife Mary
Come to Bethlehem that nigh
Them find no place to born she chile
Not a single room was in sight
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
By and by they find a little nook
In a stable all forlorn
And in a manger cold and dark
Mary's little boy chile was born
Hark, now hear the angels sing
A new king born today
And man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day.
Trumpets sound and angels sing,
Listen to what they say
That man will live forever more
Because of Christmas Day!"
Link scanned the lyrics quickly. "G-Man, did she mess up?"
"No, man. She got every word right."
The Hero of Time laughed. "Well, the song's messed up already, I guess."
Malon's eyes flashed red, she dropped the maracas, and pulled a cattle whip out of her costume and stormed off the stage...towards Link!
Link yelped in terror and started running, with the crazy cowgirl hot on his heels, cracking the whip and yelling various angry phrases after the terrified bishounen.
