Well, hello! Welcome to my Little world of weirdness!

I state for the record that this is my first fanfic. . . for ccs, and that I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story! It's all CLAMP's, always have been, always will be!

I don't pretend to be capable of speaking Japanese or knowing where to put it.

"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//thinking//

 And then Yue said, "Bring it on."

Part two: Yue, the Li and the Turkey incident.

Yue landed gracefully in the park and padded quietly over to a familiar Sakura tree. He momentarily didn't know exactly what had led him to. . . //hai, of course, this was to-ya and yuki's favourite spot. . .// he cursed his other self, //demo. . .// he thought as he looked around, //then again. . . it's the middle of the night, humans and most magical beings would be fast asleep. . . far, far away from me//.

He lowered himself to sit crossed legged beneath the tree, settling back into his wings, and took to considering the midnight sky once again. . .

A rustle, an 'swhoop' and a rather ungainly thump was all the warning he got. It took all of his manly. . . moon-guardian-ly control not to yelp in surprise and merely raise an eyebrow at the sudden appearance of a dark figure. A quietly muttered Chinese curse told him exactly who it was.

"Before you a say a word Li, no."

"Demo--"

"Iie!"

They sat in grouchy silence before:

"Demo, it would mean so much to—"

"--Sakura? I know."

"Will you let me—"

"--Finish? No."

Silence again. Yue briefly toyed with the idea of telling Li about the time a Li had annoyed Master Clow so much that he. . . well, suffice to say that Li, the loop card, a whole bunch of turkeys and Clow's warped sense of humour were involved. He shook his head, //despite the awfully tempting lure of turkeys. . .// he decided, // guardians of the moon do not go to that extreme. . . no matter how tempting the option. . .//.

Li, on the other hand, had never been very good at *gently* persuading anyone to do his bidding. . . he shuddered at his first attempt to get the Clow cards from Sakura. He sighed, there was only one more option left for him to try.

He stood. Moved in front of Yue. And. . .

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Oh please, oh please, oh please, will you do it?" He begged.

The unearthly being's eyes widened, then looked slightly repenting (or sympathetic – Li was only doing this whole begging thing because Tomoyo had solemnly promised that there wouldn't be a camera in a three mile radius and that Eriol wouldn't be able to see him. . . and maybe just a little because she had also promised to give him the picture of a rather drunken Sakura kissing him at the last new year's party. . .).

Yue stared at him for a bit, then glanced up at the moon considering his next few words, then stared at the short Chinese clan head who was fully decked out in his traditional robes begging in front of him, the reflective glow of his being upon the grass, the Clow descendant again, stared off into the middle of the park, itched the side of his nose with a single finger, admired the moon again, pursed his lips together thoughtfully, and then stared meaningfully into the amber eyes of the green aura-ed boy.

"Mmmm. . . no." Yue concluded

The boy sweat-dropped, then jumped to his feet in annoyance

"Why?"

"Because."

"That's not an answer!"

Yue considered this. . . he also considered turkeys and their more advance uses and therefore couldn't help the soft threat of "gobble, gobble" that escaped his silvery lips.

Li Syaoran's face wouldn't normally show this much emotion, but his jaw almost hit the ground! Everyone in his family had been told about the Incident, it may have been centuries ago but no one ever made a joke about the Incident. It had just been too painful!

//is he threatening to do it to me?// Syaoran's eyebrow twitched.

He started to back away, grasping his sword and narrowed his eyes, "you wouldn't dare. . ."

Yue held his tongue and was carefully to keep his face as normal as possible. When dealing with a Li he knew the unspoken threat was always more effective.

That however didn't stop a slower, more threatening, "gobble. . .gobble" from being murmured quietly.

A tense moment passed between them as the Li clan head searched the guardian's face for clues that he was merely joking when the moon being simply raised his eyebrows in a short, sharp, suggestive gesture.

As powerful as he was, Li Syaoran was not going to risk having a repeat of the Incident taint his family's name.

Yue was very amused by the funny patterns that the dust – brought up in the wake and left in neat trails of Li's rather speedy departure – made as it settled.

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And now it's time for LEAVE IT TO DR MEGALOMANIA!!

DrM: Konnichiwa!!!

Li: you mocked me! I thought you loved me!

DrM: I do but you're *sooo* cute when you're running scared!

Eriol: now, I have to agree with that!

DrM: what did I tell you?! BACK!! Back or I'll start calling you . . . Eli Moon!

Eriol: I'm one of the most powerful magicians on this planet! You wouldn't dare!

DrM: you're no match for me! I'm the author!!

Eriol: @_@;

DrM: exactly! [Eriol disappears with a puff of smoke] ahem, kero?

Kero: and now Kero-chan check!! let me talk you thru the some of the words used . . .

Hai – yes

Iie – no

Demo – but

Gobble, gobble – the sound DrM thinks turkeys sound like

Li: any old plush toy could have done that!

Kero: [turns into keroberos] wanna run that by me again, gaki!

Li: you. Are. A. Plush. Toy! Baka!

[They start to fight]

DrM: [settles back into chair and straightens big bowtie] remember to R&R minna-san! Ja!