Well, hello! Welcome to my Little world of weirdness!
I state for the record that this is my first fanfic. . . for ccs, and that I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story! It's all CLAMP's, always have been, always will be!
I don't pretend to be capable of speaking Japanese or knowing where to put it.
"Speaking"
*Stress/emphasis*
//thinking//
And then Yue said, "Bring it on."
Part three: yue and the *other* two!
Yue finally decided to stand up. As he brushed down his hair and smoothed out the wrinkles from his robes, a thought shocked him. //How had li known I was going to be there? And for that matter, how come I didn't sense him?//
He stood pondering this for a while when he heard:
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee-san!"
He closed his catlike eyes, //dear moon, sun and clow-sama, No!!//
Unfortunately, when he opened his eyes, he found it was true, yes, ruby moon and spinel sun were heading straight for him in their garish full forms.
//now// he thought, // I could wait here for them to catch up with me or---//
yue decide that making a run for it or rather making a 'graceful-display-of-his-huge-soft-wings-and-long-silken-hair-caressed-by-the-cool-streams-of-midnight-air-' for it, was an infinitely better idea that having an encounter with his . . . he grimaced, technical half siblings.
"Yuuuuuuuuuuueeee-san! Wait up!!"
//not bloody likely!// he thought darkly.
Unfortunately the two were just as fast as him and rapidly caught up.
He gritted his teeth as Nakuru's true form and the very un-plush toy like version of spinel sun drew level with him, they cruised either side of him and their butterfly wings brushed with his own snowy white feathers
//butterfly wings, indeed!// he groused silently.
"Yue-san, we were calling you! didn't you hear us?" Chirped ruby moon loudly.
Yue choose to remain silent for fear some un-moon-guardian-ly profanities slipped out and in the hopes if he ignored them, they'd get bored and go away.
They didn't.
in fact, ruby fluttered closer to him, so close that her… his… *it's* glossy over-lip-sticked mouth brushed over his bejewelled earring //noooo!!// Yue's mind panicked, // not the lipstick! Not my earring!!//
"yue-san!" Ruby yelled at the side of his head, at eardrum splitting decibels, "I said didn't you hear us?!"
Yue decided to answer rather than lose his hearing; he pulled up and stopped in mid-air, folded his arms and glared at them both.
The other two followed his action and hovered in front of him. Ruby moon was grinning manically; spinel sun was glaring at her with undisguised irritation. Yue imagined that was how he used to glare at keroberos when they had been younger, then he caught himself //used to? Still do!//
"Soooooo," ruby drew the syllable out, "where you going?"
Yue returned his gaze to ruby who, as usual, had squeezed herself into the tightest thing she could find. if he didn't know she was capable of magic, he would have strongly suspected that the thing was painted on. . . although he wouldn't put it past her. . .
Realising the most likely way of getting rid of the pair would be to satisfy her query, he sighed sharply before answering.
"Home." He said simply. //away from you.// he added silently.
Ruby blinked a couple of times at him, then rolled her eyes upward and pressed a perfectly manicured, painted finger to her bottom lip as if seeking enlightenment.
"Home?" She murmured, "to England? Aren't you going the wrong—"
Spinel sun suddenly looked as if he desperately needed a wall to bash his, or better yet ruby moon's, head against, "he means his false form's home!! you demented, *cross-dressing* butterfly!!"
"Hey!" Returned ruby furiously, "at least, *I* can enjoy the infinite joy of sweets . . . unlike some guardians who can make a complete baka of himself if he so much as gets a *whiff* of sugar!"
Spinel sun's head jerked back, his eyes widening first in shock, then narrowed with anger.
"At least my outfit is *tasteful!*" he shot back, then put a claw to his muzzle; mimicking ruby moon's earlier actions, "why! That must mean… *I* got all the fashion sense then!"
That surprised even yue, *no one* had ever mocked ruby's sense of style to her face and lived to tell the tale.
"Oooooh-ho-ho-ho!" Ruby cracked her knuckles ominously, "Suppi-chan, Baby! you are So dead!"
She whipped a bag of sugar cubes from out of . . . somewhere, yue didn't particularly want to know the inner working of that thing she was wearing. Ruby advanced on the growling, midnight-blue sun guardian.
While the violent argument ensured, for which he was very grateful for as it gave him ample time to duck out of the way and escape, yue made his way to his other form's home. He left behind him the various cries of "get that bag away from me!" and "do you know what this is? It's a K.C.T *original*!!"
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And now it's time for LEAVE IT TO DR MEGALOMANIA!!
DrM: Konnichiwa!!! Welcome to another instalment of –
Ruby: Dooooooctor meeeegalooomania-chan?
Drm: oh no. . .
Suppi: oh yes! You wrote her in. . .and you will refer to me as Spinel sun!
Drm: only if you get me access to the throne of evil!
Suppi: I can't do that!! it's the master's favourite chair!
Ruby: why is everyone ignoring me?
Drm: [wincing] okay, how 'bout I call you spinel sun and tie her up, leave her on the door step of nelvana, ring the door bell and run away quick?
Ruby: I said why is everyone ignoring me?!
Spinel sun: leaving her tied up and gagging her is enough for me, *no one* can be that heartless!
DrM: deal!
[Advances on ruby moon with a gag and rope]
drm: kero? while I take care of this, could you--?
Kero: of course! of course! And now, for kero-chan check! Here we have a list of terms used:
Baka – idiot, moron
-sama – the suffix for master [ I think please correct me if I'm wrong!]
minna - everyone
gaki – li syaoran
li: hey! That last one's not right!
Kero: you are li syaoran…
Li: hai.
Kero: gaki means brat…
Li: hai.
Kero: you are a brat, therefore gaki means li syaoran.
Li: hai… [Thinks] Nani?!
Ruby: [gagged] mmhm mmmm hm umfuth!
Drm: ruby! such language! Ja ne minna-chan! Come back soon for more!
Eriol: and don't forget to R&R!
Drm: don't make me have to get nelanva on you!
Eriol: eeep!
