It's a Mary sue spoof
"Look" yelled Kento "I just got us a new video game!"
"What is it this time?" Sage asked, "revenge of the village people? Attack of the living less than dead?"
"No, better" Kento said, triumphantly waving the game box at the others. "Its Mary Sue vs Godzilla!"
"You can't be serious" that was Rowen, he took the box from Kento in disbelief.
"Find or create your own Mary Sue and pit her against the wrath of Godzilla or, MegaGodzilla." Cye read over Rowen's shoulder. "What's it mean find?"
"That's the best part," Kento told them "it comes with this magic vacuum thing and you get to go around sucking up Mary Sue's than you come back and plug the thing into the console and poof Mary's in the game!" Ryo reached for his sneakers.
* * * * *
"You do realize this isn't nice" Mia pointed out later the same day as she watched Godzilla doing a little dance on the flattened remains of the last Mary Sue he'd faced.
"But Mia," Rowen protested "it's a great stress reliever."
"Have you thought about those poor helpless girls stuck in their, you should stop!" Mia folded her arms and glared at them. This Mary Sue thing had to stop, or soon they'd start getting ideas about her and Yuli.
"You should try it" Sage said, "it'll change your mind."
"Yea," agreed Ryo, "the Princess of the armor of happy snow puffs is up next, you never likes her remember?"
"The slut!" Mia yelled "hand over that controller Kento, I think I can take this one"
* * * * *
"What happens if we run out?" Cye asked as he passed Mia the bowl of popcorn. Rowen had discovered the death match feature and the Warriors of Cherry Blossom Wind and Shiny Nail Polish were having it out on screen as controlled by Kento and Ryo.
"We can't run out" Rowen said reaching across Sage to get at the popcorn, "it's a scientific impossibility!"
"What he means," Sage added "is that because there is a Mary Sue created somewhere for some reason every second we'll never run out, -ever-"
"We might eventually have to look in other show's fanfic sections though," Rowen said, somewhat sadly. "After all the Ronin Fan Fic universe is not unlimited.
"We'll just have a house party" Kento called from the floor. His Warrior of Shiny Nail Polish was currently pounding Cherry into the ground with an outsized nail polish bottle.
"Shweet" Cye agreed, "we can call up the Gundam boys, see if they wanna come over"
"We'll have a BYOMS party" Sage grinned.
"Somebody hand the man a phone book" Ryo yelled
"BYOMS?" Cye asked confusedly
"Bring your own Mary Sue" the others chorused in unison.
To be continued?....
"Look" yelled Kento "I just got us a new video game!"
"What is it this time?" Sage asked, "revenge of the village people? Attack of the living less than dead?"
"No, better" Kento said, triumphantly waving the game box at the others. "Its Mary Sue vs Godzilla!"
"You can't be serious" that was Rowen, he took the box from Kento in disbelief.
"Find or create your own Mary Sue and pit her against the wrath of Godzilla or, MegaGodzilla." Cye read over Rowen's shoulder. "What's it mean find?"
"That's the best part," Kento told them "it comes with this magic vacuum thing and you get to go around sucking up Mary Sue's than you come back and plug the thing into the console and poof Mary's in the game!" Ryo reached for his sneakers.
* * * * *
"You do realize this isn't nice" Mia pointed out later the same day as she watched Godzilla doing a little dance on the flattened remains of the last Mary Sue he'd faced.
"But Mia," Rowen protested "it's a great stress reliever."
"Have you thought about those poor helpless girls stuck in their, you should stop!" Mia folded her arms and glared at them. This Mary Sue thing had to stop, or soon they'd start getting ideas about her and Yuli.
"You should try it" Sage said, "it'll change your mind."
"Yea," agreed Ryo, "the Princess of the armor of happy snow puffs is up next, you never likes her remember?"
"The slut!" Mia yelled "hand over that controller Kento, I think I can take this one"
* * * * *
"What happens if we run out?" Cye asked as he passed Mia the bowl of popcorn. Rowen had discovered the death match feature and the Warriors of Cherry Blossom Wind and Shiny Nail Polish were having it out on screen as controlled by Kento and Ryo.
"We can't run out" Rowen said reaching across Sage to get at the popcorn, "it's a scientific impossibility!"
"What he means," Sage added "is that because there is a Mary Sue created somewhere for some reason every second we'll never run out, -ever-"
"We might eventually have to look in other show's fanfic sections though," Rowen said, somewhat sadly. "After all the Ronin Fan Fic universe is not unlimited.
"We'll just have a house party" Kento called from the floor. His Warrior of Shiny Nail Polish was currently pounding Cherry into the ground with an outsized nail polish bottle.
"Shweet" Cye agreed, "we can call up the Gundam boys, see if they wanna come over"
"We'll have a BYOMS party" Sage grinned.
"Somebody hand the man a phone book" Ryo yelled
"BYOMS?" Cye asked confusedly
"Bring your own Mary Sue" the others chorused in unison.
To be continued?....
