1 Chapter 1

Meanwhile, some five hundred-thousand miles away.

"Grr!!" The young long haired girl aged 17 known as Sni, who stood her own in fights with men more than twice her age, had entered in the Tenkaichi Budoukai, and had thrown a powerful punch to the helpless fighter was currently battling, named Yagerobe. The fat dork shrieked in pain as the hit connected. Then she delivered a strong kick to his.err.sensitive part. He held the offended place in pain and fell down on the floor, twitching.

"And the winner is.SNI!!" called the Announcer. The crowd went wild, yet Sni only brushed her long, black hair back. In the next fight another 17 year old, a boy named Markr, had won a battle against an old geezer named Roshi. And soon the two were facing off against each other.

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As Shenron towered above him, the man, named Warth, made his first wish.







"Life, death, or nothing, it doesn't matter"





-Warth



"If you really want to know, it's Sni"

-Sni

"Crap. Now what? Giant roosters or killer turkeys?"

-Markr

"When am I going to realise that I ain't the star"

-Someone