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NOTE: I'm going to tone down on Sega bashing a little, as per X-treme's request. Although I have no idea who X-treme is, I will heed his advice. I find my Sega bashing chapter in last episode to be funny just because I like how I wrote it.
Last Episode....

After Cynthia found out that Peublo fathered her child she sacrificed it to Satan. Meanwhile Sir Jakob was having a swordfight with a hoard of Orcs. Tiffany and Marcus were lost in the forbidden woods and were forced to eat Ted.

What will happen this episode?...

Episode 5
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Chapter 1
Rafa makes a discovery or It was like that BEFORE I knocked it out!

"Ooooohhh!" Rafa groaned, as she pulled herself out of the trash can. "Why do all my adventures end like this?"

But this wasn't the end of her adventure. For you see; there was a car speeding towards her as we read/type.

WHAAAAAM!!!! She was through 50 feet in the air. Before she hit the ground, she spun around to land on her feet.

"You BASTARD!!!!" She screamed and zapped lightning bolts out of her fingers at the car. The car (who was already making a second run at her) suddenly stopped. The owner quickly got out of his car and glared at Rafa.

"Sweet!" She said. "I somehow got the ability to make people glare at me. I'm going to try this out on that happy-go-lucky Malak."

***BACK AT THE NEW HOME***

Malak sat in his room engaged in a heated argument with a small group of Army men and a headless Gundam Action Figure.

"Tell your boss I don't know where they are." Malak said, defensively.

"You'll regret this!" One of the Army men said. "Once we find the legendary Copper Tops we WILL destroy you."

The group of toys marched off through a hole in the wall. Rafa silently entered the room.

"Oh Ma~lak!" She said.

"Yes my sister?"

"HEYA!!!!" Rafa zapped Malak, who then fell to the floor and screamed/cryed/writhed. "Damn! I guess my powers wore off."

Episode 5
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Chapter 2
No reason for this chapter break

Rafa walked into the living room and slouched onto the couch.

"What's the problem Rafa?" Ramza asked, looking up from his construction paper and removing his reading goggles.

"I don't have no freakin' powers anymore?"

"Huh?"

"The manager of the 24/7 store said that if anyof us go back into any convenient store again she would kill us. She electricuted me and dump me in the dumpster. Through this I gained the powers to make people glare at me."

"Oh."

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room." Rafa said. She jumped into the air and slowly flew towards her room. Ramza didn't notice this because he was enthralled with his construction paper.

Rafa landed in her room and stopped. "Wait-a-minute!" She said. "I flew! Perhaps my super heroine powers are different than originally believed." Rafa spend the next half hour discovering her new abilities. After this informative half hour, she decided on a super-heroine name.

"I'll need an identity to conceal myself. I have no idea WHY I don't want people to find out who I am. I just don't. Alright!" She said angrily at you.
She glanced around her room. Her gaze fell upon a picture frame with the words "Rafa Galfana".

"I know!" She exclaimed. "Rafana!"

With her new found abilities and new found name she created a super heroine costume. It was a black house-coat with Malak's Gorilla mask under the housecoat was a blue shirt with '1X' sewed onto it.

"Now." She said, satisfied with all that she had done. "I've got to find an arch-rival." She walked over to the window and gazed out of it. She noticed the Family Nemesis, Elmdor, across the street playing his imported Gamecube.

"Bastard." She muttered. "Thinks he's better than us just because he's got an official JAPANESE Gamecube."

Episode 5
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Chapter 3
Rafana's first adventure

Elmdor sat in his living room, trying to figure out just what the hell he was playing. His clothes were stained with pudding.

"As far as I can tell, I'm the GRAND COOKIE from some hell town." He said to Celia and Lede who were asleep since Elmdor fought the big head that kept screaming 'SAKAGURU!'

"I wish I knew why my head keeps floating around the enemies."

Suddenly, through the large window in the living room, broke Rafana. She blindsided Elmdor and the two rolled across the floor. Elmdor was screaming.

"Take this evildoer!" Rafana screamed.

Her violent-filled and hate-induced punches were finally stopped when Celia and Lede knocked out Rafana.

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Rafana awoke, strapped to a strange contraption. Elmdor was standing before her bloody and bruised... His eyes were bruised shut. Celia and Lede were standing back.

"Hello, Rafana. I asume your awake." He said to a wall.

"That's a wall." Celia said.

"Okay." Elmdor turned and faced another wall.

"So is that."

"Well what's this?"

"Another wall."

"What the-? Three walls. Where are we?"

"In your secret lab. There are four walls."

"Wh-wha!? Are you on CRACK!"

Lede turned Elmdor to Rafana.

"Well Rafana. The moment of triumph has arrived. Now to finally unmask my arch-enemy."

"WAIT!" Rafana yelled. "You can't! I mean, you wouldn't be able to see me anyways."

"CURSE THESE MODERN DAY LAWS!" Elmdor screamed and started to pawed clumsily at his bruises until his eyes opened.

"Never mind. Today, I shall unveil my latest invention! The Shrinky Thing!" Elmdor guffawed. "I shall shrink you to Lego size and you shall be forced to live in my City of living Legos!" He guffawed again.

The wall behind Rafana opened. The thing Rafana was on turned around, allowing Rafana to see a large little Lego village, complete with a fire department, police station, Ninja Academy and little Lego grocery store.

Elmdor walked over to a wierd machine anf fiddled with the buttons. A blue beam fired from it and zapped. She was instantly reduced to Lego size and placed in the Lego city...