NOTE: This chapter was written quickly just to finish last chapters story.
In my opinion it isn't that funny.
Episode 6
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Rafana woke up in a strange pokey room. She sat up and struggled to rub heyes. Strangely her arms were stiff and stuck at an angle, they could onlove in a circle.
"Not again." She mumbled.
"You have awakened, young one." Someone said.
"Who are you?! Show yourself!"
Out of the nonexsistant shadows stepped a smiling man, he walked like onf those crazy stop motion movies.
"What the heck!" Rafana yelled, jumping up. The blood quickly returned ter body and she was able to move normally again. "A Lego man!"
"You have spoken like the true son of god."
"Son? and, God?" Rafana asked.
Before the Lego man could reply his head was sliced from his body. Rafanouldn't stand MALAK talking with toys, SHE certainly couldn't be caughalking to them.
"Young child of god!" The headless lego man called. "Why hast thou killee."
Rafana ran out of the pokey house and onto the pokey streets. She noticed
Jay drive by in a Lego SUV.
"Jay!" She called.
"Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" Jay screamed as he took it into a lego pole, flyinhrough the plastic lego windshield and into a lego-brick wall and finallnto the pokey ground.
"How did you get here, Jay?" Rafana asked.
"Rafana? How do you know my name?" Jay questioned, wiping off his blood.
Rafana removed her gorilla mask. "*gasp* Rafa is Rafana?!?"
"It is true!" Rafa said. Removing her costume (she was wearing regulalothes on underneath you perverts.) "Now how did you get here?"
"I come here every saturday for grocery shopping. I can't get enough of the
Lego bricks in a brick that they sell here."
"Oh, how do you get back?"
"I eventually become a giant allowing me to climb up this cliff on thutskirts of town. I then walk through a magic door that reverts me back tan size."
"You mean you don't get Elmdor to shrink you to Lego size so you can entehis town then the shrinking effect suddenly wears off?"
"Oh yeah, I mean that happens."
"How long does that take to wear off?"
"3 days."
"3 hours?"
"Oh yeah, that's what I mean." Jay glanced at his watch. "We still have 3
hours left."
"Two hours?"
"I mean that long."
"What do you usually do to kill time?"
"I cruise around picking up Lego hookers and running from Lego cops."
"So besides the Lego think pretty much what you usually do."
"Yeah."
Suddenly Lego Cops burst from the brick walls, screamed "Oh Yeah!" antarted throwing blood at Jay.
(Authors note: It may have been the Kool-Aid man, in that case the rest ohis story will make a little more sense.)
The Lego Cops (or the Kool-Aid man) then began filling up glasses witlood for the little children to drink.
More Lego cops zoomed around the corner in a cruiser and began hitting Jaith lego sticks.
Rafana, using her awesome power, sent the corrupt Lego cops against thall.
"Run Jay!" She screamed.
"You don't have to ask me twice." He replied, they both ran down the streend into an alley.
"I hate these danged cops." Jay swore.
"I do too... now."
"C'mon." Jay beckoned. "I'll show you my hideout. I made it bisassembling a few blocks and building them back differently. When onerson hides in the hole there is enough air to last for about one hour, sith the two of us to hide out there we'll have enough air for two hours."
"Sounds about right."
***
The hideout was quite small, especially with the 72 inch television.
"Can't we take out this TV?" Rafa asked TRYING to get into the room, it wa tight fit.
"Dammit woman!" Jay yelled. "Then what will we have to watch while we waior the cops to get bored."
"We could talk, play games, BREATHE!"
"No, we watch TV."
"How?! We're to close to see anything."
"There you go making sense again, you're starting to sound like Melusine."
"I'll take my chance with the police." Rafa slipped out.
"Good." Jay grinned. "More TV for me."
***
Rafa peeked around the corner of the alley. Two police officers wereating on another lego man, 14 feet down the road. Just about in front ohe alley was their police cruiser. Rafa hopped in and started it. The twolice officers heard the engine and glared at Rafa.
"Time for Technique Qu359." Officer1 said to the other.
Officer2 took his head off and handed it to Officer1. Rafa sped down thoad at the cops. Officer1 threw Officer2's head at Rafa. Suddenly Rafrew immensly in size and busted out of the police cruiser.
The sudden increase in size sent Rafa flying through the air at ancredible speed right at Elmdor (who was eating pudding in his favorithair).
"AAAAAAAA!" Elmdor screamed. Rafa slammed into him and both were sent the floor.
"Rafa?" Elmdor said. "Where did you come from?" For you see, she was nonger wearing her costume (she had other clothes on you perverts).
"Uh... I fell through the floor?"
"There's no hole there."
"I fixed it fast."
"Oh, okay."
She turned on her heels and boogied up the stairs and back to the Beoulvesidence.
This was the end to the first adventure in
THE ADVENTURES OF RAFA AND RAFANA!!!!!!
In my opinion it isn't that funny.
Episode 6
-----------
Rafana woke up in a strange pokey room. She sat up and struggled to rub heyes. Strangely her arms were stiff and stuck at an angle, they could onlove in a circle.
"Not again." She mumbled.
"You have awakened, young one." Someone said.
"Who are you?! Show yourself!"
Out of the nonexsistant shadows stepped a smiling man, he walked like onf those crazy stop motion movies.
"What the heck!" Rafana yelled, jumping up. The blood quickly returned ter body and she was able to move normally again. "A Lego man!"
"You have spoken like the true son of god."
"Son? and, God?" Rafana asked.
Before the Lego man could reply his head was sliced from his body. Rafanouldn't stand MALAK talking with toys, SHE certainly couldn't be caughalking to them.
"Young child of god!" The headless lego man called. "Why hast thou killee."
Rafana ran out of the pokey house and onto the pokey streets. She noticed
Jay drive by in a Lego SUV.
"Jay!" She called.
"Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" Jay screamed as he took it into a lego pole, flyinhrough the plastic lego windshield and into a lego-brick wall and finallnto the pokey ground.
"How did you get here, Jay?" Rafana asked.
"Rafana? How do you know my name?" Jay questioned, wiping off his blood.
Rafana removed her gorilla mask. "*gasp* Rafa is Rafana?!?"
"It is true!" Rafa said. Removing her costume (she was wearing regulalothes on underneath you perverts.) "Now how did you get here?"
"I come here every saturday for grocery shopping. I can't get enough of the
Lego bricks in a brick that they sell here."
"Oh, how do you get back?"
"I eventually become a giant allowing me to climb up this cliff on thutskirts of town. I then walk through a magic door that reverts me back tan size."
"You mean you don't get Elmdor to shrink you to Lego size so you can entehis town then the shrinking effect suddenly wears off?"
"Oh yeah, I mean that happens."
"How long does that take to wear off?"
"3 days."
"3 hours?"
"Oh yeah, that's what I mean." Jay glanced at his watch. "We still have 3
hours left."
"Two hours?"
"I mean that long."
"What do you usually do to kill time?"
"I cruise around picking up Lego hookers and running from Lego cops."
"So besides the Lego think pretty much what you usually do."
"Yeah."
Suddenly Lego Cops burst from the brick walls, screamed "Oh Yeah!" antarted throwing blood at Jay.
(Authors note: It may have been the Kool-Aid man, in that case the rest ohis story will make a little more sense.)
The Lego Cops (or the Kool-Aid man) then began filling up glasses witlood for the little children to drink.
More Lego cops zoomed around the corner in a cruiser and began hitting Jaith lego sticks.
Rafana, using her awesome power, sent the corrupt Lego cops against thall.
"Run Jay!" She screamed.
"You don't have to ask me twice." He replied, they both ran down the streend into an alley.
"I hate these danged cops." Jay swore.
"I do too... now."
"C'mon." Jay beckoned. "I'll show you my hideout. I made it bisassembling a few blocks and building them back differently. When onerson hides in the hole there is enough air to last for about one hour, sith the two of us to hide out there we'll have enough air for two hours."
"Sounds about right."
***
The hideout was quite small, especially with the 72 inch television.
"Can't we take out this TV?" Rafa asked TRYING to get into the room, it wa tight fit.
"Dammit woman!" Jay yelled. "Then what will we have to watch while we waior the cops to get bored."
"We could talk, play games, BREATHE!"
"No, we watch TV."
"How?! We're to close to see anything."
"There you go making sense again, you're starting to sound like Melusine."
"I'll take my chance with the police." Rafa slipped out.
"Good." Jay grinned. "More TV for me."
***
Rafa peeked around the corner of the alley. Two police officers wereating on another lego man, 14 feet down the road. Just about in front ohe alley was their police cruiser. Rafa hopped in and started it. The twolice officers heard the engine and glared at Rafa.
"Time for Technique Qu359." Officer1 said to the other.
Officer2 took his head off and handed it to Officer1. Rafa sped down thoad at the cops. Officer1 threw Officer2's head at Rafa. Suddenly Rafrew immensly in size and busted out of the police cruiser.
The sudden increase in size sent Rafa flying through the air at ancredible speed right at Elmdor (who was eating pudding in his favorithair).
"AAAAAAAA!" Elmdor screamed. Rafa slammed into him and both were sent the floor.
"Rafa?" Elmdor said. "Where did you come from?" For you see, she was nonger wearing her costume (she had other clothes on you perverts).
"Uh... I fell through the floor?"
"There's no hole there."
"I fixed it fast."
"Oh, okay."
She turned on her heels and boogied up the stairs and back to the Beoulvesidence.
This was the end to the first adventure in
THE ADVENTURES OF RAFA AND RAFANA!!!!!!
