Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Dogma or Harry Potter. That's obvious...
~Chapter 2~
*They all laugh and Mya smiles with triumph*
Mya: HA! I knew I could make you guys laugh one of these days.
*Kimmie smiles at Mya and walks over to the slide-n-glass doors in the dining room. She gives a confused look when she sees another owl outside of the screened in room of the pool. She opens the door and walks outside. She opens the door to the screened in room cautiously and the owl flies in. Kimmie spins around to see it fly in the house.*
Kimmie: Heads up guys!
*Kimmie laughs when she heard a loud 'OW!' from inside. She runs in to see Mya rubbing her head.*
Mya: The owl flew into me!
Kimmie: I can see that...
*Kimmie looks at her mom to see her holding a letter*
Kimmie: What's it for?
Bethany: I dunno...
Metatron: Oh no.
Mya: What? What's wrong?
Metatron: God's sense f humor has gone too far...
Mya: Can I see it? *Mya asks her father. He nods and hands her the letter. She reads silently to herself. 'You have been accepted to Hogwarts school of...' Mya's mouth opens in disbelief*
Mya: What is this supposed to mean? You're not exactly a child.
Kimmie: Mya, if I were you I'd take that comment back...
*Mya and Kimmie stare on in disbelief at their parents who are now once again 11-year-olds*
Bethany: What are you two staring at?
Kimmie: Just look in the mirror...
*Bethany and Metatron go to the nearest mirror, which happens to be in the hall. Mya suppresses a giggle when she hears a gasp from the hall.*
Metatron:(his voice now much of an 11-year-old) Yep, God's sense of humor has gone too far!
*Mya and Kimmie walk to their parents.*
Mya: It's like those dreams you have where your parents are children! Dude!
Kimmie: Must you say Dude?*Mya shrugs and laughs*
Mya: Now what are we supposed to do? Go to this Diagon Alley place?
Metatron: Not yet we have to wait for Loki.*The doorbell rings* Ah and that's him now.
*Kimmie rushes to the door and opens it. Revealing not Loki, but Rufus and Serendipity, and they too are 11*
Mya: Now can someone please tell me is this turning into one of those weird Sci-Fi movies or what?
*Kimmie opens the door fully so the two can walk in. They walk over to Metatron.*
Rufus: I thought you said we weren't going to be apart of this little 'trip to Hogwarts'?
Metatron: Well, so did I. But obviously God had other plans.
Serendipity: So this means we have to go to that school? With all the screaming kids? And magic?
*Metatron nods. Mya jumps up when she hears the doorbell ring again. She opens it and there stands an 11-year-old Loki.*
Loki: Hey! Don't I look good?
*Mya smiles nervously and opens the door fully for him to come in*
Metatron: I guess this means we can leave now.
Loki: Leave? I just arrived let's get this party started!
Metatron: This isn't a party Loki, we have to leave now in order to buy everything we need, and to make it on the Hogwarts Express.
Loki: Fine...
*Loki slumps his shoulders and begins to walk out the door, everyone else in tow.*
~Chapter 2~
*They all laugh and Mya smiles with triumph*
Mya: HA! I knew I could make you guys laugh one of these days.
*Kimmie smiles at Mya and walks over to the slide-n-glass doors in the dining room. She gives a confused look when she sees another owl outside of the screened in room of the pool. She opens the door and walks outside. She opens the door to the screened in room cautiously and the owl flies in. Kimmie spins around to see it fly in the house.*
Kimmie: Heads up guys!
*Kimmie laughs when she heard a loud 'OW!' from inside. She runs in to see Mya rubbing her head.*
Mya: The owl flew into me!
Kimmie: I can see that...
*Kimmie looks at her mom to see her holding a letter*
Kimmie: What's it for?
Bethany: I dunno...
Metatron: Oh no.
Mya: What? What's wrong?
Metatron: God's sense f humor has gone too far...
Mya: Can I see it? *Mya asks her father. He nods and hands her the letter. She reads silently to herself. 'You have been accepted to Hogwarts school of...' Mya's mouth opens in disbelief*
Mya: What is this supposed to mean? You're not exactly a child.
Kimmie: Mya, if I were you I'd take that comment back...
*Mya and Kimmie stare on in disbelief at their parents who are now once again 11-year-olds*
Bethany: What are you two staring at?
Kimmie: Just look in the mirror...
*Bethany and Metatron go to the nearest mirror, which happens to be in the hall. Mya suppresses a giggle when she hears a gasp from the hall.*
Metatron:(his voice now much of an 11-year-old) Yep, God's sense of humor has gone too far!
*Mya and Kimmie walk to their parents.*
Mya: It's like those dreams you have where your parents are children! Dude!
Kimmie: Must you say Dude?*Mya shrugs and laughs*
Mya: Now what are we supposed to do? Go to this Diagon Alley place?
Metatron: Not yet we have to wait for Loki.*The doorbell rings* Ah and that's him now.
*Kimmie rushes to the door and opens it. Revealing not Loki, but Rufus and Serendipity, and they too are 11*
Mya: Now can someone please tell me is this turning into one of those weird Sci-Fi movies or what?
*Kimmie opens the door fully so the two can walk in. They walk over to Metatron.*
Rufus: I thought you said we weren't going to be apart of this little 'trip to Hogwarts'?
Metatron: Well, so did I. But obviously God had other plans.
Serendipity: So this means we have to go to that school? With all the screaming kids? And magic?
*Metatron nods. Mya jumps up when she hears the doorbell ring again. She opens it and there stands an 11-year-old Loki.*
Loki: Hey! Don't I look good?
*Mya smiles nervously and opens the door fully for him to come in*
Metatron: I guess this means we can leave now.
Loki: Leave? I just arrived let's get this party started!
Metatron: This isn't a party Loki, we have to leave now in order to buy everything we need, and to make it on the Hogwarts Express.
Loki: Fine...
*Loki slumps his shoulders and begins to walk out the door, everyone else in tow.*
