Alright The second parter because you guys did R and R! Keep doing that please!! Standard disclaimer...yadda yadda yadda. Oh when will my toil end?! General silliness and finally the Seiryuu Seishi join the story-how I pity them.


**In the Evil Palace the Magic Mirror was currently very bored with his life**

Tomo sat in his magical mirror land thoroughly bored with the direction his life was going in. He sat .in his chair and started filing his nails again until he finally glanced about the palace to see if anybody was coming and used a pencil sharpener to file his nails to a point. (How else could they get so pointy?!) The mechanical whirring noise was music to his ears, at least his nails could now have that perfection that he held so dear to his heart. He sighed and decided to use one of his own illusions for himself, after all shouldn't a magic mirror be entitled to some fun? He made an illusion that he was now in the middle of a beauty parlor in San Francisco, with one minor difference. The beauty parlor happened to be run be some scantily-clad dressed hunks.
"Oh...what's wrong honey?" The first man cooed to Tomo.
To which he received a sigh: "I'm so bored with my life! What is there for me to do anymore?! The stock on magic mirrors is plummeting like crazy and I'm sitting in hyperspace for hours on end with nobody to pay attention to my beautiful face! To do this takes awhile you know!! But does anybody notice?! NO!!"
The second man was even more sympathetic: "Sweetie...don't let your mid-life...well early age crisis get you down!! We think you are SOOOO beautiful Tomo-sama!! We love you!!" All the other scanitly dressed men nodded and one exclaimed, "GROUP LOVE HUG!!!!" And so began Tomo's gigantic boost of self esteem not to mention being the center of attention with a group of bishonen begging to be commanded to your every will. So Tomo followed his impulses and decided to enjoy himself. That was until Queen Yui decided to call on Tomo's mirror.
"TTTTTTOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KUSO!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!" Tomo left his personal fantasy and appeared in front of Queen Yui in a sour mood. "What do you want?!" He demanded quite pissed off and with good reason-after all who would want to leave that fantasy?
"I want to know who's the sexiest bitch in the land," she concluded.
~Me of course.~ Tomo sighed, he was really getting tired of saying this especially because the Queen kept taking up all the time of that particually delicious looking King of their's....
"WELL?!?!?"
Tomo snapped out of his ecchi fantasy involving pastries and bishonen and rolled his eyes. In a sad tone he replied, "Well because it's always the same answer I don't know why I bother-but you alright?"
"No."
A puzzled look, "No?"
"No. The script says you need to say that idiotic princess so I can try to kill her."
"...HER?!? THE ROYAL PUPPY ASHITARE IS CUTER THAN HER!!"
"I know but this is what the insane authoress wants so I have to tell you."
With a disgusted sigh, "Fine-she's the best piece of ass in the land."
Queen Yui took a few deep breaths before she really got into her insane queen character like she was supposed to and raged: "WHAT?!?! THAT BITCH?!? SHE'S HIDEOUS!! I MUST KILL HER AND RULE THE WORLD!!"
Tomo, who was terrified and backed up chibi in the mirror; "Rule the world? Demo...you already rule it."
"...Oh. Well then most of my work is done!! I just need to kill her...where the hell is Nakago?!" And with that she stormed off leaving a befuddled ((Neato frito word!)) Tomo off to his ecchi fantasies.
Queen Yui passed Miboshi playing frisbee with Ashitare, the royal puppy. "Catch boy-catch!" Miboshi tossed the frisbee while Ashitare leaped into the air and caught it. Soi could bee seen around the corner zapping random servants, rendering them to comas. ~Oh well-at least she isn't drooling over Nakago like usual.~ Suboshi and Amiboshi were currently playing patty cake that was until Amiboshi hit Suboshi over the head for stopping to stare at Yui-sama. "Otouto-pay attention or I'll get out my flute!!" That threat had been enough to turn his attention away from Yui until she screeched at the top of her lungs: "NAKAGO!"
In the other room the bishonen was entertaining thoughts of perversion, dead birds ((prefferibly squisy)), and doing what he tried to every night-try to take over the world with an odd litttle mouse who seemed to have been hit on the head far too many times. He winced slightly when he heard that annoying Queen of his screech his name. Oh well-she was better than that ugly princess any day.
Yui stepped into the room: "Nakago-that damn bitch isn't dead and we need to kill her." Nakago raised an elegant ((*swoon*)) eyebrow and questioned, "We? You're the one that really hates her. You kill her."
"BUT NAKAGO~~~~! IF WE DON'T KILL HER THEN SHE MIGHT TURN THE WORLD ALL NICE AND SWEET AND MAKE EVERYBODY OBEY LAWS OF BEING NICE TO EACHOTHER~~~~!"
His eyes widened, "By God, you're right. Alright I'll go to kill her as soon as possible."
A victory cheer followed with mutiple colored streamers, "Waiwai!! Good get right on it and hurry up-my beauty is being compromised and I can't take it anymore!"
He mumbled, "You don't have any beauty...my Tomo-koi ((teehee)) is far greater than you."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?"
"Nothing! ...Stupid bitch...." ((*shrug* They all gotta get sick of their mikos by now.))

**Meanwhile back at the palace with the seishi and their princess**

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki's scream echoed off the walls as he sobbed incoherently on the ground. The other seishi rushed up while Nuriko tried to comfort the distraught redhead.
"What happened?!?" He demanded.
Tasuki continued to have tears pour down his cheeks, "She...she- *sob* she destroyed it!!" He broke down and curled up into a fetal position on the ground.
"What did she destroy now na no da?!" the other seishi had been getting fed up with their princess. So far she had eaten Mitsukake's ointments and marijuana which had made for an interesting evening, spilled water on Chiriko's books which caused to ink to ruin them, dropped Hotohori's mirror ((poor mirror-koi *sniff*)), torn Chichiri's kesa, eaten Tamahome's okane, torn all Nuriko's dresses and kimonos when she said she "carefully" put them on, and accidently spaid Tama-neko in a way that the other sesihi didn't even want to know. And she had finally gotten to Tasuki. Hotohori blinked when he saw Tasuki clutching something shiny like a lifeline and briefly wondered if his mirror had come back to life to avenge his murder. But on closer inspection he realized his mirror is-or had been thanks to that damn princess-much prettier. He pried the object away from Tasuki and discovered it to be his tessen. Which now happened to be horrible flat and in 2-d instead of 3-d.
He wept, "S-she s-sat on it...."
Tamahome narrowed his eyes. this was too far-they were at their wit's end. And although they hadn't been that far away to begin with, it was still quite frustrating. "She's gotta go." The others nodded in agreement while Nuriko still tried to reassure the ex-tessen weilding seishi. They hoped, for their sake, that if that Queen and King didn't kill her soon that a building would "accidently" collaspe on her.

TBC!! HAHAHAHA I'M SO EVIL!!! But the next will be the last parter I swear!! Will Miaka have a building fall on her? Will she eat more marijuana? Will she throw up Tamahome's okane? Will Ashitare never catch the frisbee? Will the Boshi twins play more than patty cake ((*evil cackle*))? Will Tomo ever have a satisfying career AND nice nails? And will Nakago finally take over the world with the odd mouse?!? ALL THIS AND MORE IN THE CONCLUSION OF MIAKA WHITE!! R AND R!!