Alright I promised to finish so here it is the conclusion of Miaka White and the Seven Seishi! R and R! Mild shonen ai and spoilers I guess cause I'm terrible ^^...more inside jokes really. Everything and everybody is appreciated!

                                                AND NOW THE CONCLUSION

            Miaka White was currently strolling around the palace casually until she happened upon a giant feast. Her eyes bugged out of her head as she ran towards the food and quickly ate it all. She then loafed around on a plushy chair, after pigging out to her heart's content.

            Then she heard evil laughter emerge from the mirror on the wall. And there in the reflection was Tomo cackling. "Stupid princess kakakaka you ate all the poison!"

            "Poison?" She inquired. "But I don't feel any...." And there she concluded after the arsenic started to take effect.

            Tomo cackled some more, "Thank Seriyuu I finally killed her, about time somebody did it! Now no more bitching and I can finally just relax, kick back and watch men in skimpy surf shorts." He sighed and then faded from view as soon as the seven seishi, who were intent on killing her, happened upon her dead body.

            "Miaka this has...got...to...stop...." Tamahome said utterly shocked as his pig princess lay in some untouched peas.

            "I DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT!!!" Tasuki shrieked.

            Nuriko smacked him, "Baka! Nobody accused you yet!" And after a short pause, "Did you?"

            "Fuck No!!"

            "Well she certainly is dead no da."

            Mitsukake had decided this was the perfect time to hit the pipe considering how his blood pressure, which nobody considered, was now through the roof. He exhaled after a small groan; "Well I hope nobody expects me to try to bring her ass from the dead because she ate my dime bag."

            Tamahome wept. "First my family and now this!!"

            Hotohori looked slightly confused, "Your family's dead?"

            "No!! But they moved to Connecticut and that's been just as tough on me!!" He fell to his knees and let out a howl of pain. "NO!!! SUZAKU TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!"

                Suddenly Ashitare came barreling through the door. "Is there a single female with a long mane and a desire for commitment in here?"

            Mitsukake stepped past him to go back to his room. "Oh, I ain't touching that one."

            Chiriko, who was always polite even if a man-eating werewolf showed up at the door: "Excuse me Monster-san, but why are you here?"

                Ashitare, also ever polite, "Well I heard a long howl and you see it's terribly hard for me to continue to stay single. My mother just keeps moaning and wailing for me to settle down...you know how it goes." He sat himself down on a chair and spied some treats. "Oh! Biscuits!" He then gorged himself until he too suddenly clutched his stomach and cried out: "No! Can't die...must find...woman to bring home...to mother...personal...seeking single religious female...who enjoys...long walks...agh...." Were his final words as he died at the feet of the seishi.

            "Agh? What kinda fucking personal is that?"

            "Stupid! He's dead!" Nuriko smacked Tasuki yet again through another wall.

            Hotohori looked between the Tasuki shaped hole. "You know Nuriko, these walls are costing a great deal to fix. Contractors seem to be avoiding the palace for whatever reason."

            Nuriko grinned. "Gomen nasai Hotohori-sama...lemme make it up to you!" Nuriko squealed and jumped into Hotohori's lap. Hotohori pushed him off.

            "Ano Nuriko, I'm not like that. Besides I've decided to marry Houki."

            "But she looks EXACTLY like me!! Hello!!"

            "No not exactly. She doesn't have a mole and that makes a world of difference."

            Nuriko grumbled under his breath and finally declared, "Fine! I don't need you! I have somebody else!"

            "Who na no da?"

            It was at that moment that a very injured, and a bit disoriented Tasuki stumbled into the dining room. "TASUKI!! TASUKI'S MY BOYFRIEND!!" Nuriko screamed and launched himself on the bandit.

            Tasuki let out a strangled gasp as he was knocked onto the floor hard. Nuriko began glomping Tasuki until he could hear his ribs crack. "Please...save me...."

            Nuriko let out a high-pitched giggle. "Don't be a baka~! We'll be together forever!! Oh now I got to plan the wedding!!" Nuriko jumped away from a relieved Tasuki and ran outside to get a beautiful lilac colored wedding dress...that was until he was stopped by a huge boulder crushing him.

            The others ran outside and screamed. Tasuki wept the most, after all Nuriko was going to be his future bride...husband...well something for damn sure. They gasped in horror *authoress appears-"Well everybody gasp damnit I wrote it!"* "GASP" ((this has just lost all English structure...Oh well I'm a rebel, damn structure to hell!)) as they saw Nakago looking proudly at them, dusting his hands after throwing the rock on Nuriko.

            "Ha! It is I, Nakago! Who has come to kill you all! For no other reason than I really want to because BWAHAHAHA I'M EVIL!! DUH!!" He continued to laugh while the others sweatdropped. Man this guy's elevator never quite reached the top floor, always jammed in the middle.

            Soi, who also saw her Nakago, decided that now was the perfect time for them to make a daring love/death scene together! So she fell from the sky by courtesy of the authoress and landed by Nakago and immediately clutched to his leg, never to be removed. All the fangirls gave breathy sighs at the symbolic love...clutch.

            Nakago tried to make his way towards the seven seishi to kill them, but to no avail. Soi was simply too heavy to get towards them in a reasonable amount of time.

            "Aw, screw it," Nakago declared and drank some potion which he handily hand in his armor, because well you never know when you might have to poison somebody. He then collapsed on Soi, in a very Romeo and Juliet like fashion. ((...yeah get it...the poison for the guy and she stabbed herself...oh nevermind.))

            Everybody blinked. Then it was time for Yui to appear!

            "What the fuck?!" She screeched, "You all should be dead! Well at least the bitch is dead...but suddenly I don't like any of you either!! Especially YOU!" She declared, pointing at Tamahome.

            "Yui-sama! Yui-sama!" The 'Boshi twins came running up to Lady Yui. "Yui-sama! Why don't you forget about all this bitterness and come to live with us?!" Suboshi suggested, wiggling his eyebrows.

            Yui looked confused and glanced over at Amiboshi, "What? But I thought you liked Miaka. Or if nothing else, Suboshi!"

            Amiboshi shrugged his shoulders. "Hmph, what are ya gonna do? Miaka's dead and let's face it, I'd just gotten over a major concussion and some drugs from yo-yo boy over here," he declared jerking a thumb by his brother, "when I thought she was hot. But ya ain't bad yourself. Might as well try it."

            Yui paused briefly before nodding her head, "Sure why the hell not? Double the attention and hot guys." And with that all three linked hands and skipped back into the forest on their way to a new happier palace.

            "This getting weirder by the second no da." Everybody nodded. Then their attention was turned to a loud cracking sound.

            Nuriko popped up, proudly displaying the boulder in one hand raised above his head, "I'M OKAY!!" ((You didn't think I was gonna kill of one of my favorite seishi didya?!)) He set aside the poor boulder who had been so mistreated and walked up to the stunned seishi.

            "Nuri-chan!! Ya're okay!!" Tasuki declared, grinning wildly.

            "Of course I'm okay baka! After the wedding we still have a wedding NIGHT to think about!" Nuriko said with a wink at the blushing bandit.

            "Ano Nuriko I don't think-ack!" Tasuki cried out and Nuriko picked him.

            "C'mon baby!" Nuriko laughed wickedly while he carried off a screaming Tasuki.

            Everybody watched them disappear into the distance. "This has been so strange..." Hotohori murmured, "almost like a soap opera."

            Tamahome frowned, "No, not a soap opera...a play."

            "A mysterious one at that no da."

            "A mysterious play Chichiri-san?" Chiriko, being ever so inquisitive.

            "Hai, perhaps a mysterious play no da."

            Mitsukake was silent briefly, "A mysterious play? That's the crappiest title I ever heard!" He snorted at the idea.

            "Yeah, you're right," Everybody declared after shuffling off, it was time for bed.

Alright I know!! *Blushing* It was terrible!! But I hope ya guys had some laughs!! Remember to review on your way out!! It just encourages me to write more...err then you might not review...oh dear. Well ja!