Title: Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag

Author: --Starbuck--

Summary: Sixth in the Mary Sue Series!

Genre: Humor/Parody

Rating: PG

A/N: Coming soon...more Mary Sue!

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Mary Sue was perfect. Now as we all know by now, Mary Sues are perfect at *everything*. Refer back to Mary Sue Goes to Hogwarts, Mary Sue Gets Recruited Into the FBI, Mary Sue Becomes a Jedi, Mary Sue: The Vampire Slayer, and Mary Sue the Pokemon Master just some random works. Of course, if you look up "Mary Sue" in the title or summary search you will find many more and better ones.

Anyway, back to the story. Mary Sue was perfect. She was a perfect Minesweeper flag. Now for those of you who have never played Minesweeper, just imagine a little red flag on a pole. But if you want to know what Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag looked like, imagine a PERFECT little PERFECTLY red PERFECT flag on a PERFECT pole. If you can imagine that, then you know what Mary Sue looks like.

Mary Sue the Minesweeper was getting perfectly annoyed one day. The nonperfect idiot at the computer was screwing up the game...*again*. This irritated perfect Mary Sue, and she was perfectly tired of it.

So right after the user had nonperfectly lost another game (HA, thought Mary Sue, I could do so much better!), Mary Sue jumped out of the game, perfectly ignoring the nonperfect smiley face at the top of the game that was scowling at her and shouting foul words in her direction. So she perfectly smirked and perfectly jumped up the screen, landing on the X and leaving the user befuddled. Mary Sues never say confused, they have to think of the perfect uncommon words. Unless their perfect little brains can't think of anything, otherwise they whine.

Mary Sue jumped onto the Start Menu. She needed a date to the Accessories Games Ball the next day. But she was perfectly lost from here.

Since Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag had no mouth and could not talk (she didn't have much of a brain, either) she couldn't whine, either. But she made her way up to "Programs", and then found "Accessories." It took her awhile to find "Games" (it was overwhelming for perfectly intelligent Mary Sue the Minesweeper Flag to learn so many words in one day). But then she found Free Cell. She decided that the King on the card looked really hot, so she went over to talk. Or sign, whatever.

She waved her perfect flag to get his attention. She did.

The King walked over, his sword drawn.

"To what do I owe this intrusion?!" He barked, perfectly scaring perfect little Mary Sue. Since she didn't have a mouth, she just waved her flag and jumped over closer to the King.

"Of course I will not go to the Accessories Games Ball with you! I have a date anyways," he blushed only as cards can. "So get away!" Her barked, in what was an imperect way according to Mary Sue the Flag.

Mary Sue was persistent, or stubborn, whichever one she thought was most perfect. Of course, neither appealed to her since she didn't know what persistent meant. But she ignored his last request.

The King of Hearts took out his sword and killed Mary Sue.

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