Q: Why did Neal cross the road?
A: To go chase after the pretty girls on the other side!

Q: Why did Lord Wyldon cross the road?
A: To get the other side of course! To be otherwise means change and change is b-a-d!!

Q: Why did Peachblossom cross the road?
A: To go bite Neal!

Q: Why did Kel cross the road?
A: To go get Lasala! It is much to manly for Lasala to cross the road on her own, so Kel has to drag her across.

Q: Why did Jump cross the road?
A: To follow Kel who crossed the road!

Q: Why did Alanna cross the road?
A: To show that girls can cross the road as well, then later, Alanna will dance around the guys when they cross the road to show them who is boss and excel in it.

Q: Why did Faithful cross the road?
A: To get Alanna to stop dancing in the middle of the road!

Q: Why did George cross the road?
A: To join Alanna in the middle of the road to dance!

Q: Why did Owen cross the road?
A: To join the Liverpool soccer team!

Q: Why did Thayet cross the road?
A: To show her support of Alanna crossing the road.

Q: Why did a group of young noble women cross the road?
A: To follow after Thayet as they are the Queen's Ladies. What the Queen do, they do too!

Q: Why did another group of young noble women cross the road?
A: To be in fashion of course! Thayet made it the latest thing, the most "in" thing to do.

Q: Why did Daine cross the road?
A: To heal an injured animal across the road!

Q: Why did Numair cross the road?
A: He didn't, he levitated.

Q: Why did Badger cross the road?
A: To go after Daine, he has to look after his kit, you know!

Q: Why did Buri cross the road?
A: How am I supposed to know? I can't read her mind!

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