^V^ Classroom Calamities ^V^
Identitfiable Tortallan traits that can be found in school.

Written by Wildofre (Wierd but irrepressible)


"I refuse to cut up this frog! It might be a shapeshifter stuck in his form like poor Numair when he got stuck as a hawk!" *class takes up chant* "Save Numair! Save Numair!"

"School is closed today due to not snow, but in case it rains Spidrens."

*teacher catches student dreaming in class* Stop that! Pay attention! Don't you know that whatever you dream of, it might result in an immortal?

Art teacher : "I told you to draw a ressemblance of a cow! What is this?"
Student : A cow.
Art teacher : What do you mean? It is a girl!
Student : No, it is Princess Delia, Alanna said that she ressembled like a cow.
Teacher : Sigh. But why are there so many holes in your drawing?
*a dart suddenly hits the centre of the picture*
Student whips around and yell at student 2 : HEY! Would you stop that already?
Student 2 : Princess Delia must be destoryed! For the lioness! *proceeds to throw another dart*

Knight : BREAK IT UP! *two boys stop fighting* What happened?
Boy 1 : We were arguing over who Squire Keladry is going to end up with.
Boy 2 : Yeah, I say she would end up with Squire Cleon.
Boy 1 : Oh yeah? It should be Squire Neal.
*they scuffle before being broken apart by the Knight*
Knight : Have you taken leave of your senses? Why are you fighting over such a trivial matter? A stupid one at that? *boys looked chagrined and ashamed* Besides,
everyone knows that she is going to end up with Prince Roald.
Boy 1 and 2 look at each other... : ATTACK!!!

*An reenactment of "Alanna" picking a fight with "Ralon" in POTS time*
"Ralon" : Why look here, it is the pine size squeak.
"Alanna" : *Defiantly* I am ready to take you on.
"Ralon" : Why? Are you so eager to "fall" again?
"Alanna" : You have beggers and thieves as ancestors! You are a low bellied pig.
"Ralon" laughs, holding his temper in check as he knows that "Jon, Gary and co" are watching : Is that the best insult you can give?
"Alanna" : No... You, you, you are worse than a Vinson and Joren put together!
*crowd gasps. Mother quickly slap hands on their children's ears.*
"Ralon" : You asked for it!