~*~Chapter 2.WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!~*~

"Does that place happen to be better.inside?" I asked looking up at the disgusting educational center that the humans called 'Skool' that Dib and the human, Gaz, and I were standing in front of.

"No, actually it gets worse," Dib said as we walked up to the building.

"Fingla," I whisper under my breath (that means 'shit' in Irken). Then louder, I said, "What's the worst of it?"

"Ms. Bitters," Dib said before walking inside, leaving me behind with the human, Gaz, that totally stole my name.

"And lunch," Gaz said before walking inside totally consumed in her game.

"What are you doing here?" a familiar voice yelled from behind me, Zim, what was that short-y doing here.oh yes, his mission.

"I'm learning more about the idiot humans," I said before walking inside and to the office where I was to go to find out who my teacher was.

~*~TIME SKIP.WEEEE!!!!!!!!~*~



"Today, students, we have one more dejected person to join you," Ms. Bitters said as I stepped into the room. "Child, say what you must now, and never speak again."

I just kinda stared at her like she was crazy, which she most likely was. All I got back was a deadly glare.

"Oh, you wanted me to say something. Well, next time you'll just have to use my name," I said with an evil grin as soon as I had said this the class simultaneously gasped, except Zim. "Yeah, anyways my name is Gaz. And I have a message for you Zim. You're the shortest invader I've ever met."

"YOU!" Zim growled, ooh what fun that was.

"Yes, me, uh," I said innocently. "Here only to ruin your life, uh, not."

"Go and sit there behind Dib," Ms. Bitters said pointing to an open seat that had a piece of white paper taped to it saying 'In memory of Keef, such a short life he lived.' That definitely wasn't good.

Quickly I ripped the paper off and threw it away before Ms. Bitters started up with her talk about where everything was before the big bang.the answer is nowhere they never existed (that's for the stupid morons that must know). She went around the room telling each student that where their head is there was nothing, but when she said my name and started to say it to me, I gave her a glare that has been said to actually bore into people's souls. She stopped and went on to the next student, her face showed an expression of horror, where she got that I don't know, but it was funny.

~*~TIME SKIP.WEEEE~*~

"Test time," Ms. Bitters yelled suddenly. "You've taken these tests before, but you will take them again. This time though the school board wouldn't let me force you to go out into the real world, they'll only let me make you take the test."

In her creepy floating way, she passed out the papers that were supposedly going to plan our futures.

"Start, now," Ms. Bitters screamed.

Everyone started writing by each picture what they thought it was. The first one looked just like Zim sitting in a puddle of blood, which was really cool. The second one looked unmistakably like Red with a dagger in his heart, my dagger to be precise, very freaky, cause that's just what I was thinking about doing to him last night. The third, and luckily the last, looked like a very ornate sword, it looked just like the 'tallest' sword back on Irk, this test was definitely freaky.

"Pass you tests up," Ms. Bitters yelled just as I filled in the last blank.

After picking up the papers she shoved them into a machine that appeared in the front of the room. A few seconds later a long paper came out of the machine. Ms. Bitters started yelling out the futures of each student, I only caught the last three.

"Dib, paranormal investigator," Ms. Bitters yelled.

"Yes," Dib yelled happily, that was even more scary than the teacher.

"Zim, civil servant," Ms. Bitters yelled.

"What's that?" Zim asked cautiously.

"It means you have to pick up garbage on the side of the highways," Dib said sneering, cool...that was going to be one of my new ways to bug Zim.

"Gaz, new ruler of the universe," Ms. Bitters yelled.

"This is going to be fun," I said with a smile. "I didn't think that seeing people dieing could make me universal ruler, but cool."

"But.but.I was the one to see human slaves," Zim complained.

"That's why you are a human slave," Ms. Bitters said before excusing the class to go to lunch and recess.

~*~TIME SKIP.WEEEE~*~

"What is this stuff?" I asked Dib as I sat down across from him at the lunch table, his and my trays were covered in disgusting goop that I didn't dare touch.

"Corn and mayonnaise," Dib said pushing his tray away from him. "I wouldn't touch it if I were you."

"Thanks for the tip, it just burned a hole through the trash can," I said once I got back from throwing the stuff away.

~*~TIME SKIP.I KNOW I'M DOING A LOT OF THEM, BUT I NEED TO SKIP OR THIS STORY WILL JUST DRONE ON AND ON AND ON.WEEEE~*~

"Hello, SIR," I said walking into my 'house' and seeing SIR on the couch watching the news, like always.

"Hello, Mistress," SIR replied before I disappeared down one of the many elevators to my lab, this one located under a counter in the kitchen.

~*~TIME SKIP.LIKE FIVE DAYS.WEEEE~*~

1.1 Log

Everything went on as it had my first full day on Earth. I have grown a few inches a day. Dib noticed; I tried to pass it off as a growth spurt, but I know he didn't believe me. Once I leave the earth's atmosphere I should be a foot taller for every inch I have grown. I'll only have to stay here another week. Zim is getting madder and madder at me, I have made friends with the humans and he is jealous, it is so much fun. I've tried to contact Purple several time, but the transmission never even makes it to Irk. I don't know what's wrong. Well, soon I shall be there my self, and be able to find out what's going on. Till next time.

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hey I had to redo this chapter. The last time I posted it, there were some mistakes that I needed to fix. Hope everyone likes this fic so far. One last thing, don't expect a chapter a week or something like that, this story isn't one of my favs and I'm trying to catch up on my other ones.

Gaz

"You will pay" (--Gaz) for leaving flames.