If you Want to Destroy my Sweater....
i'm going to do a MWPP era yearbook sometime soon, should be great fun! ehehheehe!
this was inspired by my ungracious falling out of bed this morning....
part fier
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It wasn't even the first of September yet, but lessons had started a month early due to what was now called the 'Azkaban Dilemma'. The students were pouring in, in droves, when the time actually came for the "official" start of term, Hary got the usual load of first years pointing and whispering whne he went past, being in the Sixth year, he was elected a prefect along with Hermione, to top it off, he was also Quidditch captain. Snape was in his usual foul mood in potions, and he wasn't holding back on the insults either. The lesson before now, Ron had been resting his head on his hand, which Snape decided to pick up on- "Is your hand up or are you just holding your head on?" And when Ron protested,he replied with "I'll try being nicer if you try to be smarter and gain a few more brain cells."
Care of Magical Creatures was getting better, with regular trips into the Forbidden Forest to fins animals, they'd already done a lesson on centaurs and to Ron's horror, they were now doing a lesson on the family of giant spiders that they had met in the second year.
Divination was the lesson that they gained lost sleep in, Trelawney was too busy telling them all that she had vorseen the downfall of the Dark side and was being congratulated by Parvati and Lavender.
The second of September was Hogsmeade day. There was some sort of travelling fair that had set up camp in the field near Dervishes and Bangs, and all the students were eager to go see it.
Edea was woken up by a loud knock on her door, she rolled over and promptly fell out of bed, she looked up at the face grinning down at her.
"Floor nice?" Sirius grinned, "Very spectacular tumble there, you okay?"
"The duvet has a mind of its own."
"I know, i charmed it." Sirius wiggled his eyebrows. "You coming to Hogsmeade today?"
"Nope." Edea shook her head, trying to tug of the duvet, which was acting like a creeper and tying her up. "Not if i can't get out of this thing."
"That's good." Sirius sat down on the floor, "Cuz if you're not coming, then i'm going to sit here and watch you get devoured by the duvet."
"That's nice, do you think you could ge the house elves to order a tub of icecream then?" Edea tried to grab her wand but it was out of reach. "Why did you charm the duvet?"
"It's fun, i was bored." Sirius shrugged, "Nice t-shirt by the way."
The duvet issued a loud rumble.
"Is that just me or did that duvet just growl?" Edea asked quietly.
"Uhm... i didn't tell it to do that. Its getting a bit out of control, i er.... ooh dear."
The duvet rose its other end and swiftly tied up Sirius to the bed post. "This isn't good." he moaned. "You're not supposed to attack me."
"Payback," Edea said as her arm got caught in the folds of the duvet.
"Oh well, this could be interesting." He tried to shrug, and failed miserably.
****
Harry ron and Hermione were wandering round the stall packed with exotic foods and gifts from far away countries and wizarding civilisations.
"I wonder how many of these are in circulation." Hermione picked up what looked like an ordinary slab of wood.
"WHat is it?" Ron asked bemused
"New Zealand Driftwood, its supposed to be a powerful healant. Madam Pomfrey would know, i've seen her use it on skin rashes and burns."
"Fascinating." Harry said unenthusiastically, he and Ron were trying to guide Hermione to the joke stalls wihout any luck.
****FLASHBACK****
"Oh come ON Lils, it'll be fun."
"No." Lily said plainly. "You'll start playing around and lose MORE house points."
"I disagree." Sirius said firmly.
"You disagree! How can you disagree?" Lily shrieked. "You weren't evn listening to the conversation, you were too busy with Eds to hear what was going on."
"That's not so." Edea looked up, her hair a mess, "You were trying to dissuade James from taking you to Hogsmeade after curfew."
"See." Sirius said, even though Lily was right, and he hadn't been listening. However, he didn't have to tell them that, as long as Edea knew what was going down.
"Come on." James said cajolingly, "For me..."
"NO."
Sirius was laughing now, "It doesn't work that way, Prongs, you've got to phrase it differently."
"Oh?" Edea sudenly looked sharply at him. "And what other way would you do this?"
"Yes, enlighten us, Sirius." Remus spoke up,anything to get his friend into trouble with the girls was funny. Especially as they usually won.
"You've got to uh... prove... to them that it'll be fun," He made up, he couldnt very well go and say 'you've got to use flattery and bribery.' as all his plans would come crumbling down.
Edea gave him a skeptical look, as did everyone else.
"I'll prove it when i'm there. Obviously." James had his "duh" face on.
Lily stood her ground.
**ENDIE***
"Come On Hermione!" Harry pulled one arm as Ron tugged the other, "i really want to show you something over there."
"I don't want to go to the joke shop, surely you can go without me..."
"But its more fun with your comments..." Ron tried.
"Can't you take Sirius?" hermione struggled "he's probably in there already."
"Nonononono." Harry shook his head dragging Hermione through the tent "door."
****
Sirius let out a squeak as the duvet tightened, "Urm... Eds?"
"Kinda busy right now." Edea was half out of the duvet and was pulling her legs free, as soon as she got free the duvet lurched and dragged her back again. "This is the worst idea you've ever had."
"believe me, i've had plenty worse than this." Sirius said, "If Snape sees thing, he'll have kittens."
"That's a nice prospect." Edea grumbled, "I take it you sorted it out?"
"Kind of." Sirius sighed, "This wasn't what i had in mind..."
"No, really." Edea said sarcastically.
The duvet lurched and threw Sirius across the room, still tied up in it.
"You alright?" Edea ripped the duvet away from her mouth to speak.
"Was that concern i heard there?" Sirius rubbed his head. "No, i'm fine."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Edea shouted.
"Nobody's here, they're all in Hogsmeade." Sirius said dejectedly. "Why can't we do wandless magic?"
"Cuz... we're not that amazingly talented." Edea answered.
Sirius gave her an indignant look, "I have plently of talent, i just don't like to use it."
"Obviously."
The door flew open, and the person who they least wanted to see walked in... Snape.
"Ah," he said sneering at them, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourselves in public."
"Not public." Edea stated, "my office."
"i will always cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you." Sirius said evenly.
"This could be very interesting," Snape smiled.
"Get. It. Off." Edea growled at him.
"Oh, that was rather rude, i don't think i will." Snape smiled. "Good day to you." he closed the door behind him. Sirius then started a verbal attack at the absent Snape.
"Language!" Edea laughed, pounding her fists on the duvet.
****
Harry and Ron came out of Zonko's laden with bags full of pranks waiting to be played, Hermine had gone off in the direction of a book fair, and had left them to their own devices.
"hey Harry." Came a voice from behind him.
"Cho.. h.. hi" Harry stuttered, mentally swearing for going red.
"harry..." cho looked slightly worried, "You look boiling, you alright?"
"Yesi'mfinethanks." Harry said in one breath. "Whataboutyou?"
"i'm alright, i wanted to congratulate you for your bravery in that battle. It was really amazing."
Ron just stood there, looking slightly shocked, as Hary just shrugged saying "ahh, it was nothing."
"it didn't look like nothing, it was really brave of you, i thought our DADA teacher had died..."
Cho shuddered, "Well i have to find Emma-lise, i'll see you soon, good luck in Quidditch!"
Harry gazed after her.
"Er... earth calling Harry Potter?" Ron waved his hand infront of Harry's face.
"Uh? Oh. sorry." Harry grinned. "We should get back to the castle... hermiones probably getting stressy."
Ron rolled his eyes.
****
Sirius lay on his back, letting the duvet stangle him, it was actually getting very therapeutic in a way, he was just falling asleep when he felt a thud on his chest, Edea had been thrown across from the corner.
"Well, hello." Siris grinned.
"Hi." Edea mumbled
"Fancy meeting you here."
"Indeed." Edea smiled weakly, "Such a surprise."
Sirius gazed at her, then frowned, "Well, seeing as we probably wont be moving till someone SYMPATHETIC arrives..." He batted away a stray duvet corner. "This really wasn't how i planned it and well.. nothing goes as planned in my life so.. i'm babbling now and perhaps i shuld shut up."
Edea didn't comment, well actually she couldnt have commented even if wanted to, the duvet was clamped firmly over her mouth.
"Edea, will you marry me?" Sirius asked, still batting away bits of duvet corner.
"Mrrph-mrrph-mrrph!" Edea said, translating as 'SIRIUS!'
"Dont sound so shocked." Sirius said, tugging at he duvet over her mouth. "You knew about this, a while ago, you even told me to ask again, so i have..." The duvet swung round and suddnely gave out a screech as Sirius reached for Edea's wand.
"yeah, flee in terror!" Sirius jumped up brandishing her wand. Edeajust sat ther wathing him, looking very amused. "nessuna vita" he said, as a powder blue jet of light hit the duvet, and it went limp. "Everybody hail the duvet-ass-kicker!" Sirius grinned, taking a bow.
Edea clapped unenthusiastically.
Sirius flicked the wand across the room and grabbed Edea into a hug. "So?"
"If you broke my wand..." Edea shook her finger at him,
"I'll buy you another, i'll buy you a truckload of wands, i'll MAKE you a wand.." Sirius was slipping into delusions of grandeur again. he fished around in his pockets, and pulled out the blue box, "Marry me?"
Edea gasped at the ring, "Sirius!"
"Yes, i'm called Sirius." Sirius grinned,
"Of course... i mean yes... i mean wow..." Edea let Sirius slip the ring on her finger, "oh my god."
"All good words to describe it, i agree." He grinned again, "You like the ring then?"
"Its amazing, really pretty, where did you... silly question sorry."
"can i go gloat at everyone?" Sirius asked excitedly,
"Course..." Edea nodded, i'll come too after i get some proper robes on.."
"Catch you down there!" Sirius zoomed out of the door, still laughing.
Edea flopped down on her bed to gaze at the golden band on her finger...
TBC...
hehehehe....
thank you to those who've reviewed, you're all lovely!
i'm going to do a MWPP era yearbook sometime soon, should be great fun! ehehheehe!
this was inspired by my ungracious falling out of bed this morning....
part fier
*************************************
It wasn't even the first of September yet, but lessons had started a month early due to what was now called the 'Azkaban Dilemma'. The students were pouring in, in droves, when the time actually came for the "official" start of term, Hary got the usual load of first years pointing and whispering whne he went past, being in the Sixth year, he was elected a prefect along with Hermione, to top it off, he was also Quidditch captain. Snape was in his usual foul mood in potions, and he wasn't holding back on the insults either. The lesson before now, Ron had been resting his head on his hand, which Snape decided to pick up on- "Is your hand up or are you just holding your head on?" And when Ron protested,he replied with "I'll try being nicer if you try to be smarter and gain a few more brain cells."
Care of Magical Creatures was getting better, with regular trips into the Forbidden Forest to fins animals, they'd already done a lesson on centaurs and to Ron's horror, they were now doing a lesson on the family of giant spiders that they had met in the second year.
Divination was the lesson that they gained lost sleep in, Trelawney was too busy telling them all that she had vorseen the downfall of the Dark side and was being congratulated by Parvati and Lavender.
The second of September was Hogsmeade day. There was some sort of travelling fair that had set up camp in the field near Dervishes and Bangs, and all the students were eager to go see it.
Edea was woken up by a loud knock on her door, she rolled over and promptly fell out of bed, she looked up at the face grinning down at her.
"Floor nice?" Sirius grinned, "Very spectacular tumble there, you okay?"
"The duvet has a mind of its own."
"I know, i charmed it." Sirius wiggled his eyebrows. "You coming to Hogsmeade today?"
"Nope." Edea shook her head, trying to tug of the duvet, which was acting like a creeper and tying her up. "Not if i can't get out of this thing."
"That's good." Sirius sat down on the floor, "Cuz if you're not coming, then i'm going to sit here and watch you get devoured by the duvet."
"That's nice, do you think you could ge the house elves to order a tub of icecream then?" Edea tried to grab her wand but it was out of reach. "Why did you charm the duvet?"
"It's fun, i was bored." Sirius shrugged, "Nice t-shirt by the way."
The duvet issued a loud rumble.
"Is that just me or did that duvet just growl?" Edea asked quietly.
"Uhm... i didn't tell it to do that. Its getting a bit out of control, i er.... ooh dear."
The duvet rose its other end and swiftly tied up Sirius to the bed post. "This isn't good." he moaned. "You're not supposed to attack me."
"Payback," Edea said as her arm got caught in the folds of the duvet.
"Oh well, this could be interesting." He tried to shrug, and failed miserably.
****
Harry ron and Hermione were wandering round the stall packed with exotic foods and gifts from far away countries and wizarding civilisations.
"I wonder how many of these are in circulation." Hermione picked up what looked like an ordinary slab of wood.
"WHat is it?" Ron asked bemused
"New Zealand Driftwood, its supposed to be a powerful healant. Madam Pomfrey would know, i've seen her use it on skin rashes and burns."
"Fascinating." Harry said unenthusiastically, he and Ron were trying to guide Hermione to the joke stalls wihout any luck.
****FLASHBACK****
"Oh come ON Lils, it'll be fun."
"No." Lily said plainly. "You'll start playing around and lose MORE house points."
"I disagree." Sirius said firmly.
"You disagree! How can you disagree?" Lily shrieked. "You weren't evn listening to the conversation, you were too busy with Eds to hear what was going on."
"That's not so." Edea looked up, her hair a mess, "You were trying to dissuade James from taking you to Hogsmeade after curfew."
"See." Sirius said, even though Lily was right, and he hadn't been listening. However, he didn't have to tell them that, as long as Edea knew what was going down.
"Come on." James said cajolingly, "For me..."
"NO."
Sirius was laughing now, "It doesn't work that way, Prongs, you've got to phrase it differently."
"Oh?" Edea sudenly looked sharply at him. "And what other way would you do this?"
"Yes, enlighten us, Sirius." Remus spoke up,anything to get his friend into trouble with the girls was funny. Especially as they usually won.
"You've got to uh... prove... to them that it'll be fun," He made up, he couldnt very well go and say 'you've got to use flattery and bribery.' as all his plans would come crumbling down.
Edea gave him a skeptical look, as did everyone else.
"I'll prove it when i'm there. Obviously." James had his "duh" face on.
Lily stood her ground.
**ENDIE***
"Come On Hermione!" Harry pulled one arm as Ron tugged the other, "i really want to show you something over there."
"I don't want to go to the joke shop, surely you can go without me..."
"But its more fun with your comments..." Ron tried.
"Can't you take Sirius?" hermione struggled "he's probably in there already."
"Nonononono." Harry shook his head dragging Hermione through the tent "door."
****
Sirius let out a squeak as the duvet tightened, "Urm... Eds?"
"Kinda busy right now." Edea was half out of the duvet and was pulling her legs free, as soon as she got free the duvet lurched and dragged her back again. "This is the worst idea you've ever had."
"believe me, i've had plenty worse than this." Sirius said, "If Snape sees thing, he'll have kittens."
"That's a nice prospect." Edea grumbled, "I take it you sorted it out?"
"Kind of." Sirius sighed, "This wasn't what i had in mind..."
"No, really." Edea said sarcastically.
The duvet lurched and threw Sirius across the room, still tied up in it.
"You alright?" Edea ripped the duvet away from her mouth to speak.
"Was that concern i heard there?" Sirius rubbed his head. "No, i'm fine."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Edea shouted.
"Nobody's here, they're all in Hogsmeade." Sirius said dejectedly. "Why can't we do wandless magic?"
"Cuz... we're not that amazingly talented." Edea answered.
Sirius gave her an indignant look, "I have plently of talent, i just don't like to use it."
"Obviously."
The door flew open, and the person who they least wanted to see walked in... Snape.
"Ah," he said sneering at them, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourselves in public."
"Not public." Edea stated, "my office."
"i will always cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you." Sirius said evenly.
"This could be very interesting," Snape smiled.
"Get. It. Off." Edea growled at him.
"Oh, that was rather rude, i don't think i will." Snape smiled. "Good day to you." he closed the door behind him. Sirius then started a verbal attack at the absent Snape.
"Language!" Edea laughed, pounding her fists on the duvet.
****
Harry and Ron came out of Zonko's laden with bags full of pranks waiting to be played, Hermine had gone off in the direction of a book fair, and had left them to their own devices.
"hey Harry." Came a voice from behind him.
"Cho.. h.. hi" Harry stuttered, mentally swearing for going red.
"harry..." cho looked slightly worried, "You look boiling, you alright?"
"Yesi'mfinethanks." Harry said in one breath. "Whataboutyou?"
"i'm alright, i wanted to congratulate you for your bravery in that battle. It was really amazing."
Ron just stood there, looking slightly shocked, as Hary just shrugged saying "ahh, it was nothing."
"it didn't look like nothing, it was really brave of you, i thought our DADA teacher had died..."
Cho shuddered, "Well i have to find Emma-lise, i'll see you soon, good luck in Quidditch!"
Harry gazed after her.
"Er... earth calling Harry Potter?" Ron waved his hand infront of Harry's face.
"Uh? Oh. sorry." Harry grinned. "We should get back to the castle... hermiones probably getting stressy."
Ron rolled his eyes.
****
Sirius lay on his back, letting the duvet stangle him, it was actually getting very therapeutic in a way, he was just falling asleep when he felt a thud on his chest, Edea had been thrown across from the corner.
"Well, hello." Siris grinned.
"Hi." Edea mumbled
"Fancy meeting you here."
"Indeed." Edea smiled weakly, "Such a surprise."
Sirius gazed at her, then frowned, "Well, seeing as we probably wont be moving till someone SYMPATHETIC arrives..." He batted away a stray duvet corner. "This really wasn't how i planned it and well.. nothing goes as planned in my life so.. i'm babbling now and perhaps i shuld shut up."
Edea didn't comment, well actually she couldnt have commented even if wanted to, the duvet was clamped firmly over her mouth.
"Edea, will you marry me?" Sirius asked, still batting away bits of duvet corner.
"Mrrph-mrrph-mrrph!" Edea said, translating as 'SIRIUS!'
"Dont sound so shocked." Sirius said, tugging at he duvet over her mouth. "You knew about this, a while ago, you even told me to ask again, so i have..." The duvet swung round and suddnely gave out a screech as Sirius reached for Edea's wand.
"yeah, flee in terror!" Sirius jumped up brandishing her wand. Edeajust sat ther wathing him, looking very amused. "nessuna vita" he said, as a powder blue jet of light hit the duvet, and it went limp. "Everybody hail the duvet-ass-kicker!" Sirius grinned, taking a bow.
Edea clapped unenthusiastically.
Sirius flicked the wand across the room and grabbed Edea into a hug. "So?"
"If you broke my wand..." Edea shook her finger at him,
"I'll buy you another, i'll buy you a truckload of wands, i'll MAKE you a wand.." Sirius was slipping into delusions of grandeur again. he fished around in his pockets, and pulled out the blue box, "Marry me?"
Edea gasped at the ring, "Sirius!"
"Yes, i'm called Sirius." Sirius grinned,
"Of course... i mean yes... i mean wow..." Edea let Sirius slip the ring on her finger, "oh my god."
"All good words to describe it, i agree." He grinned again, "You like the ring then?"
"Its amazing, really pretty, where did you... silly question sorry."
"can i go gloat at everyone?" Sirius asked excitedly,
"Course..." Edea nodded, i'll come too after i get some proper robes on.."
"Catch you down there!" Sirius zoomed out of the door, still laughing.
Edea flopped down on her bed to gaze at the golden band on her finger...
TBC...
hehehehe....
thank you to those who've reviewed, you're all lovely!
