Okee dokee…here come dem disclaimers. WATCH OOOOOUT!!! *Gets hit by disclaimers* owwwwww….

Ok, neither Shea nor me own StarWars or Mt.Dew. Now…ENJOY PART 1!!!

Shea was running mindlessly through the crowd desperately in search of her beloved Code Red. Apon her search she came apon three bears…no wait…that's wrong…MOOOOOM!!!!

Shea: *big puppy eyes* Staaaaar Waaaaaaaarsssssssss…

Yes, she had come apon the StarWars Expo of the Comic Con. And do you know who was signing autographs?!?!? Common, guess…you know you wanna…. caaaammoooon…

Shea: Ewwwwaaaaaan…*drool*

See…you were wrooong!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!! YOU'RE DUMB!! (I kid)

Anywho Shea, after recovering from her drool spill, fought her way through the HUGE crowd of normal and disturbing StarWars fans.

Shea: HEY…C…CAN…. YO…EXCUSE…EXCUSES ME…DUDE MOVE!!! *Pushes down people*

Scaryobbsessedpeople(SOP): we….worship…lord…..obiewahn…..you…are….god….

Ewan: yeeeaaah…ok. *Walks slowly backwards and bumps into Shea * Excuse me.

Shea: 0_0…(he touched me!)

Ewan: ummm…you ok?

Shea: yes, when your around *huggles Ewan*

Ewan: HEY!! I don't know who you are…but your scarin me! *Runs like the devil *

Shea: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *Rips a baby bouncer backpack of a ladies back and throws the baby out like a football (please picture that now…I guarantee you'll laugh) and shoves Ewan in it*

Ewan: HEY!! LET ME OUT!!

Shea: *puts duck tape on his mouth * there dats bettah…lets go find Spooky….

SOP: HEY!! SHE HAS LORD OBIE!!! AND SHES COMIN BACK FOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! Get'm!!

Shea: SHIT!!

  Suddenly, the evil SOP transform into the oldest evil known to Shea and me…MAGIC THE MONKEY SQUIRREL!!! An evil squirrel/monkey thing that wears a top hat and jiggle their head like those things in Princess Mononoke (go see it NOW!!) and eat the eyes of FanGirls…their nasty lil' thingies.

Shea: YOU GUYS AGAIN?!?!?

MTMS: HISSSSSGAAAAAARRRRGAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! WE EAT YUR EYES NOW!! BLOOORG!!!

Shea: whatever *grabs a light saber and hacks them all up like sushi…wheeeeeee!!!*

MTMS: x_x (that means their dead now)

Shea: ok, now we can go find Spooky and Gwen *walks away with Ewan tied up in a baby bouncer.*

Suddenly…the Monkey Squirrel's dead corpses start to twitch…..

OK!! THAT'S ALL FOR CHAPTER ONE!!! WHEEEEEE!! I go sleep now…

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